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Old 02-20-2010, 11:55 AM   #1
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Default We're not discussing Billy's cock anymore?

A girl goes away to Thailand for one little week, and this is what she comes back to! Sheesh!

 
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Old 02-20-2010, 12:10 PM   #2
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You are certainly one well travelled young lady.

 
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Old 02-20-2010, 12:15 PM   #3
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Well, duh! Just waiting on my Milan plans to happen, will book in 72 hours. Sitting still was never enough.

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Old 02-20-2010, 12:19 PM   #4
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If you put as much effort into stalking Corgan

(boob implants/blonde hair...)

 
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Old 02-20-2010, 02:02 PM   #5
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In your absence it's been decided that he's probably in possession of a penis, but no one's noticed any presence of balls since the MCIS era.

Or something.

 
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Old 02-20-2010, 02:42 PM   #6
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lol

 
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Old 02-20-2010, 02:43 PM   #7
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In your absence it's been decided that he's probably in possession of a penis, but no one's noticed any presence of balls since the MCIS era.

Or something.
Oh, I think Adore was pretty ballsy. So was the reunion. I mean, Zeitgeist and everything afterwards sucked, but still..

 
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Old 02-20-2010, 03:35 PM   #8
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i read this thread and i think of that song detatchable penis

 
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Old 02-20-2010, 04:12 PM   #9
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could the dick billy's been sucking on also count as "billy's cock"?

 
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Old 02-20-2010, 04:38 PM   #10
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could the dick billy's been sucking on also count as "billy's cock"?
ugh you made me think of Sky Jetsons or whatever his name was

 
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Old 02-20-2010, 06:00 PM   #11
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A girl goes away to Thailand for one little week, and this is what she comes back to! Sheesh!
would you be down with making a thread dedicated to your twat

 
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Old 02-21-2010, 12:41 AM   #12
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would you be down with making a thread dedicated to your twat
Why stop there? I'm sure there are guys dedicating whole websites to my twat somewhere.

And thank you Pop Tart, good to know!

 
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Old 02-21-2010, 11:35 AM   #13
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Forpulte hestkuk!

 
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Old 02-21-2010, 11:50 AM   #14
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Why stop there? I'm sure there are guys dedicating whole websites to my twat somewhere.

And thank you Pop Tart, good to know!
is it really that great

 
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Old 02-21-2010, 12:03 PM   #15
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I've read about it in the press, or on toilet walls

 
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Old 02-21-2010, 09:02 PM   #16
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A girl goes away to Thailand for one little week, and this is what she comes back to! Sheesh!
How did you like Thailand? I went to Phuket and Bangkok for Winter break for the first time.

 
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Old 02-22-2010, 01:08 AM   #17
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is it really that great
All hail June's vagina!

 
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Old 02-22-2010, 04:32 AM   #18
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All hail June's vagina!
Seriously!

And maaaad props to Kahlo for perfecting Norwegian cussing.

Thailand was great, I spent a week here: chiva-som.com

But back to Billy's cock. Is it in mourning now that Simpson will no longer give it a nice place to visit every now and then?

 
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Old 02-22-2010, 05:01 AM   #19
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"leopard stone" obelisk, about 2" tall, similar to marble

 
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Old 02-22-2010, 06:51 AM   #20
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The phallic giveaway.

 
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Old 02-22-2010, 07:26 AM   #21
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But back to Billy's cock. Is it in mourning now that Simpson will no longer give it a nice place to visit every now and then?
I think Billy's probably the kind of person that even if he was in love like he'd never been in love before, wholeheartedly believing in his own promise of eternal fidelity, even in the event that his partner's genitals fell off, or were blown off in a war or something, he'd still have about twenty lusty, pockmarked whores in reserve, and be planning his next wank down to the most intricate detail....just in case. It's his God-given right to ejaculate, Goddammit!

Meanwhile, if he laid off the skin flute for five minutes and put all that energy into making a record, we'd actually fork over our hard-earned cash and he wouldn't have to try to mesmerise us with promises of free, two-inch, marble-like dust-gathering obelisks that you won't be able to give away on eBay in six months time.

Of course I mean all of that in the nicest possible way....

 
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