amerika

smashingjj · 05-28-2018, 04:29 PM

is een heel erg groot land

smashingjj · 05-28-2018, 04:30 PM

say, I come to America, what do I need to see

smashingjj · 05-28-2018, 04:30 PM

presuming everything is in a three hour radius from the America airport

smashingjj · 05-28-2018, 05:07 PM

the Big Ben? Eiffel Tower? Statue of Freedom?

smashingjj · 05-28-2018, 05:09 PM

The Twin Towers? Madame Zuzus? Blockbusters?

smashingjj · 05-28-2018, 05:11 PM

Doesn't Paul Hem have a statue in the province of Canada?

smashingjj · 05-28-2018, 05:15 PM

America, home of the perestrojka, land of the glasnost. I truly can't wait. What city is worth visiting more, Kennedygrad or Lincolngrad?

smashingjj · 05-28-2018, 05:17 PM

In what fast food chain can i obtain the cheapest STD? I'm getting super sized at the thought!

ilikeplanets · 05-28-2018, 05:59 PM

you need to eat donuts and gravy, and easy-cheese ice cream

ilikeplanets · 05-28-2018, 05:59 PM

don't forget the bacon pie!!

ilikeplanets · 05-28-2018, 06:01 PM

you definitely want to visit the Giant Mechanical War Machine and the Hall of the Hillbilly, but be sure to go during National Xenophobia Week

vixnix · 05-28-2018, 08:40 PM

Nothing is safe to eat, unless it has corn in it.

smashingjj · 05-29-2018, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

you definitely want to visit the Giant Mechanical War Machine and the Hall of the Hillbilly, but be sure to go during National Xenophobia Week

Those sound awesome! I love foreign cultures. Very interested in National Xenophobia Week

smashingjj · 05-29-2018, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vixnix

Nothing is safe to eat, unless it has corn in it.

we're vegetarians though, we take corn if it has corn in it

vixnix · 05-29-2018, 10:24 AM

I was vegan/vegetarian (depending on what was available) when I visited. I remember trying to find something to eat at a diner in New Orleans, and finally choosing the stuffed peppers, which in my mind were going to be stuffed with rice and beans and onion and garlic and maybe cheese. They came, and were stuffed with ground beef. I cut my losses and skipped lunch, and was reading the ingredients on the soy sauce sachet while my friends ate, just for something to do. There was corn, in the soy sauce. I was like...this country has lost its mind.

That was 19 years ago though.

ilikeplanets · 05-29-2018, 11:25 AM

it's only gotten better!

Cool As Ice Cream · 05-29-2018, 02:05 PM

IN AMERIKA
FIRST U GET DA SUGAR
THEN U GET DA POWA
THEN U GET DA WOMEN

yo soy el mejor · 05-29-2018, 06:52 PM

that's souf amerika

Cool As Ice Cream · 05-30-2018, 10:07 AM

souf lundun

Fonzie · 05-31-2018, 01:54 AM

Sarf laandaahn, actually.

Cool As Ice Cream · 05-31-2018, 03:36 AM

apologies accepted

smashingjj · 05-31-2018, 09:48 AM

things got a lot less hypothetical today! Going to Canada and the US in July! Hoobastank! Maga! Queen Elizabeth!

yo soy el mejor · 05-31-2018, 05:41 PM

iz gettin' hot in herre (nof merka)

smashingjj · 06-06-2018, 03:29 PM

so it's gonna be Toronto, Montreal, Massachusetts, Vermont and NY. tips?

Cool As Ice Cream · 06-06-2018, 03:31 PM

stay in your room! it's a trap!

wHATcOLOR · 06-07-2018, 03:35 AM

da nizzo's or whatever it's called

MplsTaper · 06-12-2018, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smashingjj

things got a lot less hypothetical today! Going to Canada and the US in July! Hoobastank! Maga! Queen Elizabeth!

As your attorney I advise you to just stay in Canada. There are horrendous things happening to people on a daily basis in the US so it's probably best that you don't witness any of it in person.

smashingjj · 06-12-2018, 10:47 AM

that's all gonna be fine now that trump is prez!

MplsTaper · 06-12-2018, 11:17 AM

McDonald's and golf again!

smashingjj · 06-20-2018, 03:18 PM

4) Do you seek to engage in or have you ever engaged in terrorist activities, espionage, sabotage, or genocide?

05-28-2018, 04:29 PM	#1
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05-28-2018, 04:30 PM	#2
smashingjj real estate cowboy Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby Posts: 36,900	say, I come to America, what do I need to see

05-28-2018, 05:07 PM	#4
smashingjj real estate cowboy Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby Posts: 36,900	the Big Ben? Eiffel Tower? Statue of Freedom?

05-28-2018, 05:09 PM	#5
smashingjj real estate cowboy Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby Posts: 36,900	The Twin Towers? Madame Zuzus? Blockbusters?

05-28-2018, 05:11 PM	#6
smashingjj real estate cowboy Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby Posts: 36,900	Doesn't Paul Hem have a statue in the province of Canada?

05-28-2018, 05:15 PM	#7
smashingjj real estate cowboy Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby Posts: 36,900	America, home of the perestrojka, land of the glasnost. I truly can't wait. What city is worth visiting more, Kennedygrad or Lincolngrad?

05-28-2018, 05:17 PM	#8
smashingjj real estate cowboy Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby Posts: 36,900	In what fast food chain can i obtain the cheapest STD? I'm getting super sized at the thought!

05-28-2018, 05:59 PM	#9
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	you need to eat donuts and gravy, and easy-cheese ice cream

05-28-2018, 06:01 PM	#11
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	you definitely want to visit the Giant Mechanical War Machine and the Hall of the Hillbilly, but be sure to go during National Xenophobia Week

05-28-2018, 08:40 PM	#12
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,467	Nothing is safe to eat, unless it has corn in it.

05-29-2018, 10:24 AM	#15
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,467	I was vegan/vegetarian (depending on what was available) when I visited. I remember trying to find something to eat at a diner in New Orleans, and finally choosing the stuffed peppers, which in my mind were going to be stuffed with rice and beans and onion and garlic and maybe cheese. They came, and were stuffed with ground beef. I cut my losses and skipped lunch, and was reading the ingredients on the soy sauce sachet while my friends ate, just for something to do. There was corn, in the soy sauce. I was like...this country has lost its mind. That was 19 years ago though.

05-29-2018, 11:25 AM	#16
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	it's only gotten better!

05-29-2018, 02:05 PM	#17
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	IN AMERIKA FIRST U GET DA SUGAR THEN U GET DA POWA THEN U GET DA WOMEN

05-29-2018, 06:52 PM	#18
yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: all over the Internet Posts: 44,548	that's souf amerika

05-30-2018, 10:07 AM	#19
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	souf lundun

05-31-2018, 01:54 AM	#20
Fonzie Dute of Seven Y's Location: Mr. C's garage Posts: 7,764	Sarf laandaahn, actually.

05-31-2018, 03:36 AM	#21
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	apologies accepted

05-31-2018, 09:48 AM	#22
smashingjj real estate cowboy Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby Posts: 36,900	things got a lot less hypothetical today! Going to Canada and the US in July! Hoobastank! Maga! Queen Elizabeth!

05-31-2018, 05:41 PM	#23
yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: all over the Internet Posts: 44,548	iz gettin' hot in herre (nof merka)

06-06-2018, 03:29 PM	#24
smashingjj real estate cowboy Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby Posts: 36,900	so it's gonna be Toronto, Montreal, Massachusetts, Vermont and NY. tips?

06-06-2018, 03:31 PM	#25
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	stay in your room! it's a trap!

06-07-2018, 03:35 AM	#26
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 47,245	da nizzo's or whatever it's called

06-12-2018, 10:47 AM	#28
smashingjj real estate cowboy Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby Posts: 36,900	that's all gonna be fine now that trump is prez!

06-12-2018, 11:17 AM	#29
MplsTaper Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,997	McDonald's and golf again!

06-20-2018, 03:18 PM	#30
smashingjj real estate cowboy Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby Posts: 36,900	4) Do you seek to engage in or have you ever engaged in terrorist activities, espionage, sabotage, or genocide?