Netphoria Message Board


Go Back   Netphoria Message Board > Archives > General Chat Archive
Register Netphoria's Amazon.com Link Members List

 
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 10-03-2006, 07:33 PM   #1
ravenguy2000
NO FATS
 
ravenguy2000's Avatar
 
Location: NO FEMS
Posts: 29,003
Default Is there sexual harrasment in your work place?

This is just today -

Keith sarcastically told Deb to quit staring at his butt - he knows he has a sweet ass and he considers it a burden.

Tyler mentioned that he has a pair of jeans from Abercrombie and Fitch and Bob said A&F more likely stands for "Assholes and Fags."

Mike just found out that a girl he went to high school with moved to L.A. and is now a porn star. He brought up a website with pictures of her on his phone and showed everybody. He then called me over so I could have a look, and mentioned that his buddy Joey used to bang her back in St. Louis but now he taps some girl who is even better. Keith then asked how Joey pulled that off and Keith suggested Joey may have a "horse cock." Mike said he doesn't know if he has a "horse cock" but when he is in town Joey is good about hooking him up with Cialis.

Adam has transfered to a different store since I started but he sent everyone a text/picture message today. When you open the message the picture is of a large chested girl with peirced nipples and the audio file goes "STOP STARING AT MY BOOBIES!" Everyone got a chuckle out of it and then I said "Yeah...the said part is those are actually Adam's tits." Everyone thought that was funny, too. Adam is a bit hefty.

 
ravenguy2000 is offline
Old 10-03-2006, 07:38 PM   #2
Karl Connor
ADMlNISTRATOR
 
Karl Connor's Avatar
 
Posts: 18,932
Default

i grope the secretary's crotch sometimes

 
Karl Connor is offline
Old 10-03-2006, 07:39 PM   #3
Esty
Netphorian of the Decade
 
Location: Waiting in line for his geranium kiss
Posts: 15,474
Default

Does you job have any openings?

 
Esty is offline
Old 10-03-2006, 07:56 PM   #4
pale blue eyes
NOPE.
 
Location: :/
Posts: 15,108
Default

There's this dude in patient transport named Steve who asked me to call him Cockzilla and said he'd elaborate but he wouldn't want to scare the villagers. Steve is a jerk.

 
pale blue eyes is offline
Old 10-03-2006, 07:57 PM   #5
Travis Meeks
Rambling on
 
Travis Meeks's Avatar
 
Posts: 20,542
Default

yeah but I am the cause of it. Srsly

 
Travis Meeks is offline
Old 10-03-2006, 07:57 PM   #6
Esty
Netphorian of the Decade
 
Location: Waiting in line for his geranium kiss
Posts: 15,474
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by pale blue eyes
Steve is a jerk.
All steves are.

 
Esty is offline
Old 10-03-2006, 07:59 PM   #7
bardy
Immortal
 
bardy's Avatar
 
Location: helllllloooooo!!
Posts: 20,823
Default

no it is taken very seriously in my workplace

 
bardy is offline
Old 10-03-2006, 08:05 PM   #8
Mariner
OB-GYN Kenobi
 
Location: the sea
Posts: 17,020
Default

my workplace is pretty much one giant harrassment suit waiting to happen. it's a good thing most people there have at least a decent sense of humor. i get comments on my butt on a fairly regular basis.

 
Mariner is offline
Old 10-03-2006, 08:09 PM   #9
Karl Connor
ADMlNISTRATOR
 
Karl Connor's Avatar
 
Posts: 18,932
Default

when i used to work in an office full of women i was never sexually harassed or anything but i was really singled out and i can see how frustrating it can be for women in an office full of dudes ... i was constantly called out on if they didn't like what i was wearing or if they didnt like my hair or anything about my looks in general. they were all beasts themselves in the sexual appeal department but whatever

 
Karl Connor is offline
Old 10-03-2006, 08:22 PM   #10
2Marlon2Brando
Socialphobic
 
2Marlon2Brando's Avatar
 
Location: sometimes the same is different but mostly it's the same
Posts: 14,514
Default

damn beasts

 
2Marlon2Brando is offline
Old 10-03-2006, 08:28 PM   #11
wHATcOLOR
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
 
wHATcOLOR's Avatar
 
Location: || MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!!
Posts: 47,247
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mariner
my workplace is pretty much one giant harrassment suit waiting to happen. it's a good thing most people there have at least a decent sense of humor. i get comments on my butt on a fairly regular basis.
"excuse me, cap'n. do you mind if i ASSk you a few questions?!"

 
wHATcOLOR is offline
Old 10-03-2006, 08:42 PM   #12
duovamp
Brazilian Blouselord
 
duovamp's Avatar
 
Location: heavy metal pool party
Posts: 35,781
Default

I love when the ugly bitches of the world talk about how they "totally got sexually harassed" in their places of work. Liars and idiots all...

edit: not saying anybody here is one, just this girl who shared a class with me last year

 
duovamp is offline
Old 10-03-2006, 08:45 PM   #13
obscured01
Minion of Satan
 
obscured01's Avatar
 
Location: DFW Tejas
Posts: 9,691
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mariner
my workplace is pretty much one giant harrassment suit waiting to happen. it's a good thing most people there have at least a decent sense of humor.
Yeah, ours too. It's never been a big deal though, but now this bigger company owns us, so who knows. I doubt that'll ever happen though.

 
obscured01 is offline
Old 10-03-2006, 09:06 PM   #14
twice
Socialphobic
 
twice's Avatar
 
Location: kitty in the middle
Posts: 10,183
Default

no less than anywhere else i've worked

 
twice is offline
Old 10-03-2006, 09:19 PM   #15
2Marlon2Brando
Socialphobic
 
2Marlon2Brando's Avatar
 
Location: sometimes the same is different but mostly it's the same
Posts: 14,514
Default

i had a boss that harrassed me constantly. surprisingly it was not as cool as Disclosure

 
2Marlon2Brando is offline
Old 10-03-2006, 09:46 PM   #16
mirrar
Braindead
 
mirrar's Avatar
 
Location: in our bedroom, after the war.
Posts: 19,826
Smile

most definately not with the workers. we do have some, erm, interesting clients though.

 
mirrar is offline
Old 10-03-2006, 10:05 PM   #17
contusion
Demi-God
 
contusion's Avatar
 
Location: inner space
Posts: 452
Default

there's a guy who loves to ride his motorcycle to work. he goes on about how he's buying his 8th car ever this year and how his motorcycle has more ccs than his ass.. he says when he was my age (he's 10 years older than i am) he was "banging bitches." he's also really glad that one of the black girls who works with us has an easy to pronounce name, because he hates names he can't pronounce. he doesn't mind that this other black girl has a hard name to pronounce though, because "she's got a fine ass."

 
contusion is offline
Old 10-03-2006, 10:42 PM   #18
alisonmonster
Minion of Satan
 
alisonmonster's Avatar
 
Location: gasoline alley
Posts: 9,017
Default

currently, no. But at my first job (as a dish pig in a kitchen) one of the cooks pulled his pants down infront of one of the waitresses (who quit immediately) and the cook was fired. Also the cooks liked to make hi-larious jokes during break about beating women - then they'd look at me and the expression on my face and laughed really hard about it: 'Look---look at her face...bwahahahahahaha...shes so mad at you man....hahahahahha'

 
alisonmonster is offline
Old 10-03-2006, 10:50 PM   #19
Onawhim
Demi-God
 
Posts: 284
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by alisonmonster
currently, no. But at my first job (as a dish pig in a kitchen) one of the cooks pulled his pants down infront of one of the waitresses (who quit immediately) and the cook was fired. Also the cooks liked to make hi-larious jokes during break about beating women - then they'd look at me and the expression on my face and laughed really hard about it: 'Look---look at her face...bwahahahahahaha...shes so mad at you man....hahahahahha'
Man I miss working in a kitchen. . . good times.

 
Onawhim is offline
Old 10-03-2006, 10:54 PM   #20
alisonmonster
Minion of Satan
 
alisonmonster's Avatar
 
Location: gasoline alley
Posts: 9,017
Default

yeah, every place i worked was pretty much the same - but i moved up in the kitchen, so they'd just take it outside on their smoke breaks. Actually, this gay chef i had was probably the worst for sexual harrassment, but obviously, it was never towards me. He grabbed my boyfriend's ass (who worked with me at the time) and my b/f was pretty angry about that.

 
alisonmonster is offline
Old 10-03-2006, 11:16 PM   #21
Onawhim
Demi-God
 
Posts: 284
Default

I liked working as a cook most ppl home from college etc... were waitors or waitresses so I just kinda blended in with the mexicans and criminals(it was a decent place better than a chain joint but not fine dining). There was a little harrasment but nothing too bad. One waitress was quite hot she wanted to be a ballet dancer so of course there were plenty of jokes about that. She ended up moving to NY with some sort of contract I wonder if she actually is able to make a living from it. I remember a girl who had an english degree from cornell i wanted to laugh in her face and tell her she had a useless degree. I always thought cooks should have made more though servers definitely got more money per hour.

 
Onawhim is offline
Old 10-03-2006, 11:19 PM   #22
2Marlon2Brando
Socialphobic
 
2Marlon2Brando's Avatar
 
Location: sometimes the same is different but mostly it's the same
Posts: 14,514
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Onawhim
I remember a girl who had an english degree from cornell i wanted to laugh in her face and tell her she had a useless degree.
yeah man you tell her

 
2Marlon2Brando is offline
Old 10-03-2006, 11:21 PM   #23
Onawhim
Demi-God
 
Posts: 284
Default

Heh she was nice.

 
Onawhim is offline
Old 10-04-2006, 12:14 AM   #24
Lucy Sky Diamonds
Braindead
 
Lucy Sky Diamonds's Avatar
 
Location: No Canada like French Canada, it's the best Canada in ze land.
Posts: 16,904
Default

My immediate superior has been suspended for one week for sexually harassing my coworker. He's always degrading her, won't listen to her suggestions but takes the same suggestions from other employees instead, and stares directly into her boobs when he's talking to her. He used to ask her out for drinks all the time. Blah.

 
Lucy Sky Diamonds is offline
Old 10-04-2006, 01:18 AM   #25
ammy
yer mom
 
ammy's Avatar
 
Posts: 23,180
Default

not so much at my job. there's a male or two i find creepy, but they haven't done/said anything..

a female coworker and i are always talking about getting married though, because she's in love with me.
we were talking about this over lunch. her husband felt left out, but he was sitting in between us!

 
ammy is offline
Old 10-04-2006, 04:04 AM   #26
ChristHimself!
mental problems angel
 
ChristHimself!'s Avatar
 
Location: i want u 2 caress me like a tropical priest
Posts: 20,592
Default

matt, you were totally hot for adam

mariner, i just pictured you getting hit on by the sea captain from the simpsons

 
ChristHimself! is offline
Old 10-04-2006, 04:10 AM   #27
I'm Hardcore
Banned
 
I'm Hardcore's Avatar
 
Location: so 1994 I could die
Posts: 15,964
Default

we talk alot about felching and d.sanchez's, but no touching

my old boss (gay) used to mount me in the aisles

 
I'm Hardcore is offline
Old 10-04-2006, 04:35 AM   #28
Zorgon
Apocalyptic Poster
 
Zorgon's Avatar
 
Location: fucking the future
Posts: 2,569
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Esty
All steves are.
http://www.familycourtchronicles.com...artin-jerk.jpg

 
Zorgon is offline
 



Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is On
Google


Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 01:57 PM.




Smashing Pumpkins, Alternative Music
& General Discussion Message Board and Forums
www.netphoria.org - Copyright © 1998-2022