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Old 09-26-2020, 07:53 PM   #2911
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Old 09-27-2020, 01:04 AM   #2912
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wtf I hate menudo now
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probs never appreciated it anyway

 
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Old 09-27-2020, 01:48 AM   #2913
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Old 09-27-2020, 08:30 AM   #2914
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Old 09-27-2020, 09:29 AM   #2915
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hey smashingjj are you still having some accountability with tehb0lly!!1?
yes, we're being fully accountable for our actions. also, I don't remember anything.

 
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Old 09-27-2020, 11:39 AM   #2916
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What did the accountant at Madame Zuzu's get hired for?

Account a Billy Tea.

 
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Old 09-27-2020, 12:45 PM   #2917
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hey smashingjj are you still having some accountability with tehb0lly!!1?
i still haven't finished my beer

 
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Old 09-27-2020, 02:09 PM   #2918
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I really feel like throwing that beer of his on the ground, I want to god damn sleep in my bed again.

slept a number of hours on the ground here, people were apparently annoyed, police came over and tried to get me out. they did not succeed.

but yes can you please finish your beer for fuck sake. I think the army is outside. welcome to the Netherlands.

 
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Old 09-27-2020, 03:15 PM   #2919
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more for me!

 
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Old 09-27-2020, 09:31 PM   #2920
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What did the accountant at Madame Zuzu's get hired for?

Account a Billy Tea.

 
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Old 09-30-2020, 10:25 AM   #2921
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This guy is completely crazy!

And you have to see what he did because he might have just found the miracle that all
men who ever wished for a bigger manhood have been waiting for.

He was forced to cut off his little dinky but what happened next led him to discover the
real way to double his Johnson’s length and girth.

Yes, the guy is fine, yes his manhood survived and oh boy, even more so, he added 3.4’’
on his manhood.



This is absolutely insane, you have to see it!

Don’t worry, you won’t have to cut off your little guy!

In fact, this method it’s all natural, takes less than a minute per day for just a few weeks
and you can do it at home too.

Now, I won’t lie to you, I’m not sure if you’ll be able to see how he did it.

When I sent this message, his findings were still online, but I heard he’s being forced to
take everything down.

Apparently he pissed off some dudes from the adult movies industry.

So if his findings are online, grab them now, don’t wait!

Best of luck to you!

 
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Old 09-30-2020, 04:24 PM   #2922
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i still haven't finished my beer

are there dead insects floating in it by this point?

are you just savoring the flavor, or is it a really gigantic beer?

enjoy!

 
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Old 09-30-2020, 04:25 PM   #2923
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I really feel like throwing that beer of his on the ground, I want to god damn sleep in my bed again.

slept a number of hours on the ground here, people were apparently annoyed, police came over and tried to get me out. they did not succeed.

but yes can you please finish your beer for fuck sake. I think the army is outside. welcome to the Netherlands.


oh crap you are still there too! any update on when we think the beer might be finished? wishing the two of you godspeed

 
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Old 10-20-2020, 06:25 PM   #2924
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I became a grown-up today.

I bought a vacuum cleaner.


 
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Old 10-21-2020, 05:30 PM   #2925
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i became an old lady last friday

i crocheted a coaster (and did a bad job )

 
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Old 10-23-2020, 08:55 AM   #2926
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It's definitely going to be a low-key Halloween for most people this year, so movie marathons are definitely going to be key to satisfying ones urge of embracing the spooky season!

 
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Old 10-23-2020, 04:27 PM   #2927
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D E F I N I T E L Y
G O I N G
T O
B E

 
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Old 10-23-2020, 04:28 PM   #2928
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O N E S
U R G E
O F
E M B R A C I N G

 
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Old 10-23-2020, 04:29 PM   #2929
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just something to think about.

-- the party queen

 
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Old 10-26-2020, 04:47 PM   #2930
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can't make movies spooky enough for me

 
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Old 10-28-2020, 10:11 AM   #2931
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Salaam,

So I went to Termessos today. While I was stumbling around the ruins, I maintained a stoic exterior tho my heart within my soared with this song, which reminded me of this most dearest board:

Climb every mountain!
Ford all the streams!
Follow every rainbow!
Until your father creams!





 
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Old 10-28-2020, 07:07 PM   #2932
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I want to move to Ísland


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The Minister of Tourism, Industry, and Innovation, the Minister of Justice and the Minister of Finance and Economic Affairs have put in place measures to enable non-EEA foreign nationals to reside in Iceland for up to six months and telework for foreign companies. With the measure, those foreign citizens, who are exempt from the visa requirements, will be allowed to apply for a long-term visa in Iceland for teleworkers and bring their families without having to move their legal domicile to the country or obtain Icelandic ID numbers.

https://www.government.is/news/artic...HRQIWpm5HCBQRU

 
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Old 10-29-2020, 02:44 AM   #2933
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hmm interesting

you silo indeed

 
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Old 10-29-2020, 08:28 AM   #2934
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hey teh_b0lly!!1

been a while! what have you been up to? how's Japan these days?

 
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Old 10-29-2020, 08:28 AM   #2935
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lots of SARS there?

 
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Old 10-29-2020, 08:33 AM   #2936
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i was a wondering, are you a music engineer?

 
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Old 10-29-2020, 10:33 AM   #2937
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have you considered volunteering?

 
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Old 10-29-2020, 12:55 PM   #2938
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my 25 year-old baby brother is marrying his 42 year-old girlfriend this sunday @_@

i asked my mum if the gf had any relatives and she said her parents were both dead, but she has a 56 year-old brother :B LOL my brother's in-law is nearly the same age as our parents. the big sis in me wants to give him a hard time about it, but that's his life, man, and he's a big boy now so there's no point in hurting his feelings even in jest. in 8 years she's gonna be 50, though (and i'll be one year older than she is now)! but age ain't nothin' but a number or something. oh gosh! she better not make him unnecessarily sad because i will hit an old lady for that.

edit: i ain't ever met the broad since they met soon after i got married and that's the last time i've seen him. saw her on a zoom call though and she seems nice enough. i just wonder what she wants with my l'il bro cause that's my baby brother right there.

def gonna consider volunteering now

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Old 10-29-2020, 02:04 PM   #2939
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my 25 year-old baby brother is marrying his 42 year-old girlfriend this sunday @_@

i asked my mum if the gf had any relatives and she said her parents were both dead, but she has a 56 year-old brother :B LOL my brother's in-law is nearly the same age as our parents. the big sis in me wants to give him a hard time about it, but that's his life, man, and he's a big boy now so there's no point in hurting his feelings even in jest. in 8 year she's gonna be 50, though (and i'll be one year old than she is now)! but age ain't nothin' but a number or something. oh gosh! she better not make him unnecessarily sad because i will hit an old lady for that.

edit: i ain't ever met the broad since they met soon after i got married and that's the last time i've seen him. saw her on a zoom call though and she seems nice enough. i just wonder what she wants with my l'il bro cause that's my baby brother right there.

def gonna consider volunteering now
Omg do u think we need to intervene here to Save Our Children???

 
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Old 10-29-2020, 03:54 PM   #2940
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that's what i need to know! are you 42 or have you ever been 42 before?

 
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