The Official Fri/Sat/Sun/Mon/Tue drunk/drugs/sad sex thread

[FoolofaTook]

eclectic mix of music i.e., four kinds of rock




YEAH OKAY LIKE WHATEVER

[Shallowed]

Anyone else not surprised at ysem's admission of her lack of feelings?

[reprise85]

i'm surprised when people do have feelings tbh

i'm usually either anxious or vaguely anxious, sometimes disturbed, and frequently amused for short periods of time

dissociation is... well, something. i don't have strong feelings either way. it works like it's supposed to. i'm working on turning it off but it's not going so hot

[FoolofaTook]

I'm a welter of emotions, especially when I run across a splendid feline friend or listen to Alcest!

[FoolofaTook]

Thank you, Jesus.

[Elphenor]

Halloween was fun had a couple friends from Austin come here to see Chameleons Vox

my ex was there and it was a petty game of "pretend we don't see each other"

I hate it and she's awful but still so awwwdorable I could die

[Elphenor]

I also got arrested on a different day and lost my car but I don't want to get into it,(nobody asked anyway) it wasn't a DUI

but anyway I did have to go to the 'rents and now Im in therapy I pay like $30 a session

[buzzard]

What a bargain.

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

I also got arrested on a different day and lost my car but I don't want to get into it,(nobody asked anyway) it wasn't a DUI

but anyway I did have to go to the 'rents and now Im in therapy I pay like $30 a session

so you lost your car but didn't get a dui. driving w/o a license?

sorry i know you said you don't want to talk about. feel free to ignore

sorry to hear btw

[Elphenor]

well I actually lost my car because i parked it illegally and it got towed and it's junk anyway so I'm not going to pay to get it out of the impound

I should have got a DUI I'm ashamed to admit

but I poured my booze down the drain and am resolved to just a few at concerts

[Elphenor]

the therapist says likely it's Bipolar Disorder but she's not going to diagnose, I think I'd have to talk to a psychiatrist

explains why I get extremely excited about new relationships and then go into extreme despair when they don't pan out

[reprise85]

might be a good idea to see one, just get assessed.

sorry all that happened dude. glad you're in therapy though

[Cool As Ice Cream]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

but I poured my booze down the drain and am resolved to just a few at concerts

that's very fuzzy of you.

[ovary]

Elphenor, drunk,
Locked his keys in the trunk,
Called police to help him there-

A lady cop, a beauty,
Reached out to her duty
But he threw up in her hair.

Resolving not to drink again,
He languished in a prison pen
Released to parents' care-

In therapy the diagnosis:
Mind split like red sea after Moses,
Now he dwindles in despair.

But lo! Mozilla beckons!
Netphoria, he reckons,
Can soothe his ping-pong head-

No DUI, he swiftly assures
Asks for help in setting new ex- lures,
Back in the drunk/drugs/sad sex thread.

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by ovary

Mind split like red sea after Moses,

this is cold, yo

[Shallowed]

*I Heard Her Call My Name guitar solo*

[ilikeplanets]

My friend ordered me a strawberry CBD beer last night. Major meh.

[Disco King]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

I should have got a DUI I'm ashamed to admit

What the fuck

Meanwhile, my mom freaked out at me because I came home drunk from a party for like, the first time in my life.

I am a twenty-five-year-old man.

I took a cab home, and have been drunk few enough times to be counted on my hands.

And she starts interrogating me on if I have a drinking problem.

You kids with white parents don't know how cushy you've got it.

[Disco King]

𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔤𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔯𝔰

[Elphenor]

I've been drunk many hands

it's because I have too few friends and no purpose, when you get to your mid 20's and still have nothing to look forward to when you get off work, you just survive day after day for no reason at all

then you get played by some lady cuz it's too easy, you can't let this go, you've nothing else and there won't be anything else for who knows how long

I have plans to make it better but who knows if they're a good idea

[Elphenor]

I just feel like i was put outside from the very start

"I knew my loss, before I even learned to speak"

[yo soy el mejor]

too few is plenty.

look on the bright-side, tho. you're a white guy with well-off parents, so society won't let you slide too far unless you really try. i mean, you're already a manager at a place overseeing people of color right? even though you have no experience. and i'm sure when you're ready to act on your plans, you'll get the help you need. cheer up,

[FoolofaTook]

I thought Elph was made manager due to his post-punk erudition??

Am I wrong?

[Disco King]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

I've been drunk many hands

it's because I have too few friends and no purpose

That's funny, this is the exact reason I've rarely gotten drunk. While all the normal kids who had friends were out partying and experiencing life, I was at home in my room reading my Batman comic books and posting on message boards.

[Disco King]

"Purpose" is overrated, anyway. What kinds of things have "purposes?" Things that are instrumental and human-made, like tools and machines. A "purpose" is a sorry thing to have to have.

[Elphenor]

you ought to have some reason to bother

you only go on if the game is worth the candle

clickin round message boards in-between chugging a newkie brown and bullshitting an essay has just lost its luster

[Elphenor]

just my depression tho I suppose been through it already and joy starts to fade back in months later

[smashingjj]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

too few is plenty.

look on the bright-side, tho. you're a white guy with well-off parents, so society won't let you slide too far unless you really try. i mean, you're already a manager at a place overseeing people of color right? even though you have no experience. and i'm sure when you're ready to act on your plans, you'll get the help you need. cheer up,

bright side doesn't have a hyphen.

[smashingjj]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

just my depression tho I suppose been through it already and joy starts to fade back in months later

you're white, stop-whining.

[Disco King]

Dude don't make fun of him. He's white, so he might become a mass shooter.

Or do you wanna get mass-shot?