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Old 04-14-2018, 03:29 PM   #31
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i have never had anything embarrassing happen to me in a grocery store

 
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Old 04-16-2018, 07:03 AM   #32
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Not that you can remember

 
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Old 04-16-2018, 08:48 AM   #33
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Horror Vacui sounds so much nicer than FUCK, OH NO THE VOID, doesn't it? the physical aspect of it is beyond me, but reading Aristotle speculate about the void is quite nice. stoned, that is.

you might actually enjoy this book, tebholly - the void in several chapters!
https://link.springer.com/book/10.10...-94-010-1727-5
i call dibs

 
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Old 04-16-2018, 07:57 PM   #34
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a fine little void, it waits for me

 
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Old 04-17-2018, 08:15 AM   #35
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Not that you can remember
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Old 04-24-2018, 07:47 PM   #36
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are y'all ready to tackle golds? cause that's what we're working with today

 
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Old 04-24-2018, 08:03 PM   #37
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nah, screw your #.

how about I dial the extension - 103, which of you fucks do I get? in theory, the person who is hiding behind -101 reception and -102 office assistant
http://oi68.tinypic.com/f0ai6q.jpg

you are this pale gold 2''. bold and assertive on the outside, your shallow scoop reveals a pattern both delicate and intricate. your aura is that of tasteful classicism without moving into the realm of ornate stuffiness.

 
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Old 04-24-2018, 08:13 PM   #38
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HUMAN! I WANT TO SPEAK TO A HUMAN!
http://oi65.tinypic.com/1f8fv6.jpg

you are this wide, low gold rustic. your look is both antique and rugged, shrugging off the overwrought traditionalism of yesteryear while maintaining the weathered luster of a gem fresh from the earth. Less Versailles, more the thatched drinking halls of the Nordic kings of old.

 
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Old 04-24-2018, 08:27 PM   #39
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wat
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You are this simple, handsome 7/8'' bright gold with rounded black line. You are a framer's frame; you know your purpose is accentuation and you do it right. You do not ask for attention nor do you invade a space with your own personality. You are slender and unobtrusive, but when not present, the quality of the support role you inhabit is made painfully clear, as the piece in question will seem as sloppy and unbounded as an unset gelatin with the mold removed.

 
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Old 04-24-2018, 08:37 PM   #40
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you are this petite dark bronze. like some other netphorians, your sharp look comes from the contrast of hard and soft lines. your thin but blocky lip features an unapologetic diamond pattern, but it's truly your parabolic reptile leather interior which lends you your definitive look.

 
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Old 04-24-2018, 08:40 PM   #41
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do me
http://oi68.tinypic.com/2hedona.jpg

sure. you are this... um. well it's pale gold. and. it kind of looks like a mix between tangled tree branches in a dense forest and if you are slowly pulling apart a huge wad of well-chewed gum. The word sticky comes to mind.

 
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Old 04-25-2018, 12:03 AM   #42
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assign me please

 
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Old 04-25-2018, 12:12 AM   #43
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DELIGHTFUL

 
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Old 04-25-2018, 03:21 AM   #44
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are you even real?

 
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Old 04-25-2018, 05:21 AM   #45
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wow. very flattering, thank you!

also some of these are extremely beautiful. I realize you are not the biggest fan of your place of work atm, but are you sure you want to quit there???

I also have no idea how frames are made really. does your shop do that? or do you get carved long pieces all done and then assemble them?

Now I want the frame you assigned to me. ffs.

 
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Old 04-25-2018, 05:39 PM   #46
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You are this simple, handsome 7/8'' bright gold with rounded black line. You are a framer's frame; you know your purpose is accentuation and you do it right. You do not ask for attention nor do you invade a space with your own personality. You are slender and unobtrusive, but when not present, the quality of the support role you inhabit is made painfully clear, as the piece in question will seem as sloppy and unbounded as an unset gelatin with the mold removed.

 
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Old 04-25-2018, 07:05 PM   #47
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you are this wide, low gold rustic. your look is both antique and rugged, shrugging off the overwrought traditionalism of yesteryear while maintaining the weathered luster of a gem fresh from the earth. Less Versailles, more the thatched drinking halls of the Nordic kings of old.
that's what's up legitly

 
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Old 04-25-2018, 07:30 PM   #48
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@_@

 
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Old 04-26-2018, 06:24 AM   #49
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i didn't get a frame!

 
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