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01-23-2018, 11:07 PM | #31 |
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01-23-2018, 11:14 PM | #32 |
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I'm sorry, I don't listen to rap.
But I actually picked up a little portable recording console. I can record a song about how much RBG sucks, but rap? That's not my steeze |
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01-23-2018, 11:15 PM | #33 |
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so did you listen to RBGs rap?
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01-23-2018, 11:15 PM | #34 |
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I don't listen to rap at all. I've never done anything hip hop before whatsoever. Excuses, excuses.
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01-23-2018, 11:17 PM | #35 |
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that would be fine, the only rule for the track is that your reply must have more than x(tbt by the audience) lines of lyrics, recorded by you. you can sing them.
and, since it is a duel, you need to listen to Lil' Breegy's diss track for reference. minimum length of the track, netphoria? 4 min? means you need a lot of lyrics and decent instrumentals if you cop out of the rap genre. |
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01-23-2018, 11:18 PM | #36 |
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[quote=redbreegull;4411362]Having exhausted all other options, and because we live in an age in which duels are not acceptable, I am throwing down. It's time to settle this once and for all. with hip hop. Fuzzy, I challenge you to a rap battle. Netphoria at large will be the judge and the loser has to leave the board... forever.
Please use headphones and it turn the fuck up yooo yoooooo YO my name is redbreegull and I'm back on the scene but you may know me by the acronym for red blue and green I got a cute little doggy and a kindness regime and I was lurkin' on this board back in 2003 now fuzzy I know you started late in the game but I would clue you in if you would turn on your brain with your bootlicking ways and your racist behavior you're like a right wing christian sans lord and savior between you and I you will never come first not when you're making vague come ons to yo soy the worst so I'm dropping sick beats and they're directed your way cause I'm MCIS and fool you're TGBK now you whine and you moan don't wanna fight anymore but you start it again why don't I show you the door? you were gambling and broke and passed out drunk on the floor back when I dropped my first post in 2004 now I'm spitting hot raps cause they're burning my mouth you're just a dude who belongs in the slaveholding south but if I crossed a line or if I made you feel bad then just give me a minute I'm busy fuckin your dad so I'm hoping the time that I took (LOL) will convince to recheck your head is screwed on well before you're like tom petty freefallin' in hell to never let a man touch you with styling gel so consider this to be my lesson in kindness it doesn't mean niceties or racial blindness it's inclusive only to those who don't hate no one's humanity is up for your debate that's the paradox of tolerance but so it goes but you'll get by by buying vintage spaghettios you still think prejudice and bigotry are good for a laugh I know I'm six years old but son you FIVE AND A HALF you wanna know the real difference 'tween you and me? it ain't a high school diploma or a college degree it ain't the cards you're missing from within your deck it's your basic fundamental lack of respect your disdain for knowledge and real education perpetually stick you in your station boy you're just a forklift drivin' ne'er-do-well your soul is empty as the 49th parallel not even a scholar of canine biology your intellect is shorter than kimani's typology so let me be brief you are fucked in the head I must confess with all seriousness that that first verse first was pretty damn good. I'm impressed |
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01-23-2018, 11:28 PM | #37 |
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Alright alright, Maybe I'll throw damn a rap, but you guys are gonna have to give me a few days -2 weeks cause that was actually really well done and I don't know if I'm gonna have a lot of time.
I don't want it to be a Banana like contest wiith the loser being banned though. |
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01-23-2018, 11:35 PM | #38 |
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Ladies and gentleman, it's official, Fuzzy accepted the challenge.
required track length and a submission deadline shall be determined by the general board and publicly announced once decided. Since mister fuzzy is a member of a band, I would suggest a rule - it has to be solo work. no help from bandmates or other lyricists or song writers, the lyrics have to be original material. |
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01-23-2018, 11:37 PM | #39 |
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2 weeks seems reasonable
and yeah no bannings... at least not for losing the battle... |
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01-23-2018, 11:40 PM | #40 |
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well, the challenge was phrased:
"Netphoria at large will be the judge and the loser has to leave the board... forever." that is a question of honor and between the participants of the duel. |
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01-23-2018, 11:48 PM | #41 |
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No dice.
Firstly, we couldn't possibly expect an honest critique from the community, and secondly, I just don't know if I'm emotionally invested enough to actually make one as good as his. I mean sure, I'll grab the djembe, bust a beat and write a rap in 30 minutes to spit into cool-edit, but I don't wanna spend a lot of time on this. |
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01-23-2018, 11:53 PM | #42 |
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Don't get me wrong, mines gonna be dope, and I've already wrote the first 4 lines and the rhythm. It's entirely possible that mine will be better, and I think a lot of people will think it is, but I'm not committing to such high stakes.
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01-24-2018, 12:09 AM | #43 |
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I didn't say the loser should be banned, I said he should leave.
This is a gentleman's competition |
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01-24-2018, 12:13 AM | #44 |
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01-24-2018, 12:13 AM | #45 | |
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good news is, you have plenty of time! this is the best entertainment we got. |
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01-24-2018, 01:08 AM | #46 |
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Fuzzrod this is it do or die. You gotta go all out: cock out.
Some tips: Make allusions to your drinking prowess Talk about your johnson Make it personal. Attack him below the belt. Mention the Holocaust numerous times. |
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01-24-2018, 01:25 AM | #47 |
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01-24-2018, 01:38 AM | #48 |
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half hour won't show that your heart is in it
you'll be amazed to know I did mine in ten minutes |
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01-24-2018, 01:47 AM | #49 |
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your intellect is shorter than kimani's typology
lolololol |
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01-24-2018, 10:32 AM | #50 |
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I got a "rap loops" package downloading
This is gonna be dope. I too have a little nod to Took in the rap. It's just an easy word to rhyme with. |
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01-24-2018, 11:50 AM | #51 |
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pennis not errect!
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01-24-2018, 12:00 PM | #52 |
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01-24-2018, 12:25 PM | #53 |
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in between being in physical pain from the laughter, I noticed that rbg sounds like an uncredited member of the beastie boys
fuzzo you better bring it |
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01-24-2018, 09:45 PM | #54 |
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fuzzy, I hope for your sake you're working on your comeback. If not, the board will never let you forget it.
You only get one shot. Mom's spaghetti. https://assets.rbl.ms/16427425/980x.gif |
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01-27-2018, 01:12 PM | #55 | |
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01-27-2018, 01:16 PM | #56 |
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well, that's unfair to an extent... Cause we have no idea how long it took RBG to make his, he could have been fiddling with that shit for months for all we know... It certainly doesn't sound like something that took him "10 minutes" like he claimed.
I've just been pretty busy lately. You need a nice chunk of free time to be able to devote 4-5 hours of free time to recording/producing music. |
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01-27-2018, 01:18 PM | #57 |
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unfair? not really.
rbg can speak to how many days he worked on it. and - you already agreed to the challenge, including the terms. |
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01-27-2018, 01:20 PM | #58 |
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Maybe I will have it done, I dunno. But all I've had a chance to do so far is some pre-production demos and beat browsing.
The thing I have in mind has guitar, some tom morello like DJ scratching on electric guitar strings, a big catchy chorus to accommodate the rap... Maybe I'm thinking to grand and should just do something basic, but then people are just gonna say that it sucked |
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01-27-2018, 01:21 PM | #59 |
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fuzz impressed enough to think it took him months before such an idea for a thread was even conceived
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01-27-2018, 01:21 PM | #60 |
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do u noe da wae
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