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02-03-2002, 06:38 AM | #61 | |
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02-03-2002, 07:30 AM | #62 | |
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------------------ Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear. |
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02-03-2002, 08:59 AM | #63 |
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*cue madonna*
Like a virgin, touched for the very first time Like a vi-ir-ir-irgin with your heartbeat next to mine good on ya mate! now I'm depressed, if he can score and I can't I must be a loser ------------------ http://www.karal.com/new-zealand-flag.gif I wanna be a hero, and have books, movies, tv series, documentaries, songs, porno movies made about me. |
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02-03-2002, 09:06 AM | #64 | |
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02-03-2002, 10:22 AM | #65 | |
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you know you're about to lose it when you have this conversation: *kiss* *kiss* You: So...do you wanna? Her: I dunno, do you? You: I'm asking you what you want to do Her: I want to do what you want to do You: Well, what is that? Her: Whatever you want it to be. You: Wanna do it? Her: Sure, if you do. You: I want to Her: Me too. that's when you know for sure. |
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02-03-2002, 03:48 PM | #66 |
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you know there's probably a reason why she didn't go farther then head. Did you take off all your clothes?
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02-03-2002, 03:59 PM | #67 | |
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Hahehahehaheha! |
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02-03-2002, 06:01 PM | #68 | |
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02-03-2002, 06:07 PM | #69 |
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I want details. Did you squeeze her tits? Did you see her tits? Where did you splooge? What happened after?
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02-03-2002, 06:32 PM | #70 |
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i think everyone here is missing the point. Not one of you have asked the MOST important question...
did she swallow? j o e ------------------ ::stumbles in drunkenly:: Hey everybody, where did Mary go? Where did Mary go? And where's my only cigarette? Please think for me, I can't bear to... I'll just lie here for a while, Wet myself, wet my bed-- I've readied it all for her, you know Clean sheets, incense, and lots of fluffy pillows-- Now soiled.... And where's my cigarette? Did you check the bathroom?... The bathtub?... She sleeps there sometimes.... Water cleanses, you know, washes dirt away, makes new.... Maybe she... maybe she... maybe she... maybe... Maybe she swam away.... ::exits drunkenly:: |
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02-03-2002, 06:34 PM | #71 | |
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did you snowball, and if so, did you swallow? lord knows I do ------------------ http://www.karal.com/new-zealand-flag.gif I wanna be a hero, and have books, movies, tv series, documentaries, songs, porno movies made about me. |
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02-03-2002, 06:39 PM | #72 |
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i would also like to add that, in light of the topic at hand, it was a great honor to be the 69th post.
that is all. and never ever snowball. j o e |
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02-03-2002, 07:59 PM | #73 | |
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I enjoy it but I'm one kinky sick motherfucker ------------------ http://www.karal.com/new-zealand-flag.gif I wanna be a hero, and have books, movies, tv series, documentaries, songs, porno movies made about me. |
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02-03-2002, 08:14 PM | #74 |
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Italian question:
What means "to swallow"? Thanks http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif ------------------ <dndmepunk> you can't use english correctly but you know how to say fuck you, i find that funny <dndmepunk> if you don't know english, you at least know fuck you <dndmepunk> i don't know italian....i don't know italian bad words either http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/excel.jpg http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/hayat.jpg http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/puchuu.jpg |
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02-03-2002, 08:17 PM | #75 | |
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now, if she spits it into YOUR mouth.. that's a snowball. class dismissed. j o e |
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02-03-2002, 08:26 PM | #76 |
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Oh thanks. I know what snowballing means http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif
In Italy, "to swallow" is called "ingoio" http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif ------------------ <dndmepunk> you can't use english correctly but you know how to say fuck you, i find that funny <dndmepunk> if you don't know english, you at least know fuck you <dndmepunk> i don't know italian....i don't know italian bad words either http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/excel.jpg http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/hayat.jpg http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/puchuu.jpg |
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02-03-2002, 08:34 PM | #77 | |
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can you teach me how to talk dirty in Italian please? grazie. ------------------ http://www.karal.com/new-zealand-flag.gif I wanna be a hero, and have books, movies, tv series, documentaries, songs, porno movies made about me. |
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02-04-2002, 05:59 AM | #78 |
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Sure.
WARNING: rated 18+. Sexual language. If you want to read, highlight below. let's start with the basics http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif dick = cazzo pussy = fica or figa tits = tette (tit = tetta) butt = culo sexual related: to fuck = scopare to suck = fare una pompa blowjob = pompino blowjob with swallow = pompino con ingoio assfuck = inculata tit fuck = spagnoletta cum = sborro Maybe I forgot something... http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif ------------------ <dndmepunk> you can't use english correctly but you know how to say fuck you, i find that funny <dndmepunk> if you don't know english, you at least know fuck you <dndmepunk> i don't know italian....i don't know italian bad words either http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/excel.jpg http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/hayat.jpg http://www.IofTheMourning.com/images/puchuu.jpg |
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02-04-2002, 08:41 PM | #79 |
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WARNING: rated 18+. Sexual language.
If you want to read, highlight below. let's start with the basics http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif. Im gonna give you both french and french canadian ones dick = bite/queue pussy = chatte/plotte/con tits = nichons/melons/tetons/tet' butt = cul sexual related: to fuck = baiser/foutre/fourrer to suck = sucer/tailler un pipe blowjob = pipe blowjob with swallow = uh..well swallow is avaler assfuck = enculer tit fuck = commonly called a "crossette indienne" around here. which is very silly. I don't know if they have an expression for it in france. cum = foutre/purée/dèche/sauce to cum = gicler/venir/envoyer la sauce Maybe I forgot something... http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/biggrin.gif |
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02-04-2002, 09:10 PM | #80 |
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i still wanna know if she swallowed.
j o e |
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02-04-2002, 09:12 PM | #81 | |
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