Let's Blindly Speculate About the Upcoming Tour

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by redbull

high prices
undersold venues
sets will start long and get progressively shorter
only sp1 songs played will be acoustic

you got it

[Ihaguitar]

Billy will come on stage holding his 2 inch obelisk. A girl in the front row will get something in her eye.

[sincere]

Originally Posted by Reyngel

1. Few, if any old SP songs. Maybe just 1979 and some other fan favorite that will be rearranged and ruined.

2. Much fewer people in attendance than he's ever had at a proper show.

3. Less than half of the fans there will know anything remotely connected to Teargarden. The rest will be there because they heard the Pumpkins were in town.

4. Fans will cheer and chant for Geek USA, and Billy fill progressively become more and more cynical each show until he reduces himself to the previous tour's demise: a nightly bitch and moan session by Billy claiming he doesn't want the fans in attendance to be there.

5. Bad press and fan cynicism on message boards will surround the little publicity even existing for this tour, and Billy will cancel the whole thing.

6. Billy will use the bad tour as an excuse to not have to go through with finishing Teargarden... to which fans will respond with a big "We told you so."

not to be negative but that sounds pretty fucking spot on

[langley]

pearl jam play instead. everyone has a great time.

[douglas78]

disappointments

[Caine Walker]

Originally Posted by Corganist

Silverfuck encore for those who stay to the end.

Originally Posted by TuralyonW3

man I don't really wanna think about this.

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