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Old 03-14-2017, 10:35 PM   #301
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I hope Thiessen isn't underage in any of those images.

That wouldn't pair well with references to "eye candy" and "quality giffige."
relax, she would have been about 18-21 in the gifs displayed.

 
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Old 03-14-2017, 10:37 PM   #302
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I wonder how old all those gay guys and trans-people are that globes is posting?!?!? some of those guys look pretty pretty young ***says in Larry David voice***

 
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Old 03-14-2017, 10:38 PM   #303
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So it's OK to oggle teenage girls but not teenage trans/gays?

 
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Old 03-14-2017, 10:39 PM   #304
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Wasn't she fifteen when Saved by the Bell first aired?

 
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Old 03-14-2017, 10:39 PM   #305
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Correct me if I'm wrong but college games wouldn't be nearly as corrupt as NBA they're teenagers and want to impress ect ect

But I guess there is stil big money on the line...

 
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Old 03-14-2017, 10:41 PM   #307
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Correct me if I'm wrong but college games wouldn't be nearly as corrupt as NBA they're teenagers and want to impress ect ect

But I guess there is stil big money on the line...
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Old 03-14-2017, 10:48 PM   #308
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Correct me if I'm wrong but college games wouldn't be nearly as corrupt as NBA they're teenagers and want to impress ect ect

But I guess there is stil big money on the line...
Definitely true. They are less predictable in a lot of ways. But even so, the Las Vegas Sporting Consultants work with the best scouts in the world when setting their lines. So even though there might not be a traditional "fix" at hand, A lines still a good tip of the hand as to what Vegas is "inviting" people to bet.

It's a strategy that doesn't work all of the time ( as we saw tonight in Brooklyn with the Thunder) and sometimes it's hard to articulate what a line is really inviting- it takes practice. But for me the Utah line was a clear invitation to all of the "square" betters to bet Boise St. We'll see how it finishes, I'm still confident even though as of now Utah only leads by 4.

But yes, a fucked up NBA line that makes no sense is much more certainly going to pay off as opposed to NCAAB where it's just unproven kids and a larger "who the fuck knows" risk.

 
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Old 03-14-2017, 10:50 PM   #309
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Another thing I've been taught and have personally noticed is that if during one day a few big favorites actually happen to cover the spread and it's a big winning day for the bettors, you can be damn sure that the next day all of the big favorites will lose.

It's the way it works.

 
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Old 03-14-2017, 10:51 PM   #310
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and by big favorites I don't mean by the biggest margin to win... I mean by the biggest bet favorites.

 
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Old 03-14-2017, 10:53 PM   #311
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Were those images taken from the original Saved by the Bell or from Saved by the Bell: The College Years?

Until we have the specifics on the individual examples posted, it strikes me that she may very well have been anywhere between fifteen and twenty in each.

 
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Old 03-14-2017, 10:57 PM   #312
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Wasn't she fifteen when Saved by the Bell first aired?
She wasn't in the first season. The first season was originally aired as "Good Morning Miss Bliss"

I don't think Thiessen joined until about 91 and in those seasons her appearance was different and not featured in any of my rad giffige!

 
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Old 03-14-2017, 11:05 PM   #313
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According to IMDb, her first appearance came in the first episode of the first season of Saved by the Bell, which originally aired on the 20th of August, 1989.

As she was born on the 23rd of January, 1974, this would have made her fifteen.

 
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Old 03-14-2017, 11:45 PM   #314
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fuck mannnn... Just a terrible night gambling for me...

ughhh... Gonna take a night off tomorrow

 
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Old 03-14-2017, 11:53 PM   #315
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This particular image appears to have been taken from the ninth episode of the second season of Saved by the Bell, which originally aired on the 3rd of November, 1990. As such, Thiessen would have been no older than sixteen at the time of its shooting.

Is there not something highly disturbing about a man of your age posting an animated picture of a sixteen-year-old dancing in a training bra amidst references to "eye candy" and "quality giffige," not to mention describing the series of images it fell within as masturbatory inspiration?

 
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Old 03-14-2017, 11:56 PM   #316
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Clearly I was joking about masturbating to Saved By the Bell gifs... I mean come on... Really? You didn't clue into that?

2ndly whatever, I grew up thinking she was hot and it's not all that odd to find a teenager attractive as long as you don't act in a sexual manner.

Besides, legal age in Canada is 16. Not that I would ever pursue someone of such an age, but just to point out that you're grasping at straws here.

 
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Old 03-15-2017, 12:05 AM   #317
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Okay, so you don't think it's at all creepy for a thirty-year-old to describe a sixteen-year-old girl as "eye candy" or to scantily-clad images of her as "quality giffige," then?

P.S. Though the age of consent in your jurisdiction may be sixteen on paper, exceptions can be made in the case of a significant age gap and this could arguably see a thirty-year-old charged for engaging in sex with a sixteen-year-old. Additionally, a sixteen or seventeen-year-old cannot consent to sexual activity that includes pornography and so it's a good thing she's technically clothed in the images you've provided.

 
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Old 03-15-2017, 12:11 AM   #318
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who cares man. I think Kelly Kapowski's hot.

Deal with it

 
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Old 03-15-2017, 12:11 AM   #319
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It's 2017, Donald Trumps president, I ain't apologizing for finding her hot.

Sorray

 
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Old 03-15-2017, 12:18 AM   #320
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Is this where you attempt to troll about Trump as a means of deflecting from revelations of your disturbing penchant for sixteen-year-old girls?

For all we know, she was fifteen in another of the examples you posted.

 
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Old 03-15-2017, 12:21 AM   #321
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I think Tiffani Thiessen's hot, sue me.

 
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Old 03-15-2017, 12:21 AM   #322
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Were those images taken from the original Saved by the Bell or from Saved by the Bell: The College Years?
she has huge bewbs in teh college years

 
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Old 03-15-2017, 12:22 AM   #323
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hey didn't fuzzy confess to statutory rape one time

 
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Old 03-15-2017, 12:26 AM   #324
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I think Tiffani Thiessen's hot, sue me.
Tiffani Thiessen is forty-three, but I don't recall your posting any recent images.

Are there any other high schoolers that you're attracted to, while we're at it, such as the thirteen-year-old that portrayed Alex Mack?

 
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Old 03-15-2017, 12:31 AM   #325
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I'm still a huge fan of TT's and in fact have a current signed glossy photograph of hers hanging in my bedroom.

 
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Old 03-15-2017, 12:35 AM   #326
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hey didn't fuzzy confess to statutory rape one time
Fuck off man, don't go spreading rumors that aren't true

 
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Old 03-15-2017, 12:42 AM   #327
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nah i seem to remember you at least defending it saying "we've all been there at the end of the night"

i really swear to god you've confessed to being with teenagers

 
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Old 03-15-2017, 09:28 AM   #328
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Hey there fuzzrod. How ya doin handsome?

You know I'm pretty gentle and submissive. And I have long hair long lashes and oh so long legs.

My waistline, babe: totally maidenly. If you got even more wasted than usual I might pass for an underage teen

pm me babe

 
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Old 03-15-2017, 11:07 AM   #330
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The Gambler
Kenny Rogers
On a warm summer's eve
On a train bound for nowhere
I met up with the gambler
We were both too tired to sleep
So we took turns a-starin'
Out the window at the darkness
The boredom overtook us,
And he began to speak
He said, "Son, I've made a life
Out of readin' people's faces
Knowin' what the cards were
By the way they held their eyes
So if you don't mind me sayin'
I can see you're out of aces
For a taste of your whiskey
I'll give you some advice"
So I handed him my bottle
And he drank down my last swallow
Then he bummed a cigarette
And asked me for a light
And the night got deathly quiet
And his faced lost all expression
He said, "If you're gonna play the game, boy
You gotta learn to play it right
You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when to run
You never count your money
When you're sittin' at the table
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the dealin's done
Every gambler knows
That the secret to survivin'
Is knowin' what to throw away
And knowin' what to keep
'Cause every hand's a winner
And every hand's a loser
And the best that you can hope for is to die
in your sleep
And when he finished speakin'
He turned back toward the window
Crushed out his cigarette
And faded off to sleep
And somewhere in the darkness
The gambler he broke even
But in his final words
I found an ace that I could keep
You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when to run
You never count your money
When you're sittin' at the table
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the dealin's done
You've got to know when to hold 'em (when to hold 'em)
Know when to fold 'em (when to fold 'em)
Know when to walk away
And know when to run
You never count your money
When you're sittin' at the table
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the dealin's done
You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when to run
You never count your money
When you're sittin' at the table
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the dealin's done

 
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