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Old 01-26-2017, 10:09 PM   #91
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Just smoke week F'lobes do it

You'll never after have a kid. Your men'll b all asnooze on the job, b/c they got hi

 
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Old 01-27-2017, 12:41 AM   #92
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I sit with laptop in lap as well and hope this is true. I don't want kids and the thought of one of my men slipping past the guard terrifies me on at least a weekly basis.
get a vasectomy! i did.

great decisions are great.

 
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Old 01-27-2017, 12:57 AM   #93
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Yeah I don't get why men don't do that more often

 
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Old 01-27-2017, 01:06 AM   #94
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If I found out I couldn't have kids I think I would feel pretty good about it

 
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Old 01-27-2017, 01:07 AM   #95
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passing on these genes is probably the most destructive thing I am capable of in this world

 
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Old 01-27-2017, 01:12 AM   #96
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Yeah I don't get why men don't do that more often
espesh if insurance covers it

i had to pay outta pocket but i mean 900 upfront is a bargain when the alternative is a (second) kid.

 
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Old 01-27-2017, 01:33 AM   #97
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Don't know if I'll have a kid. I got an iud for no cost at all except tears, blood, and time. A vasectomy is so much less painful

 
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Old 01-27-2017, 01:41 AM   #98
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LOL having kids

 
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Old 01-27-2017, 01:42 AM   #99
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What

 
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Old 01-27-2017, 01:53 AM   #100
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nothin' i just ain't having them

 
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Old 01-27-2017, 01:55 AM   #101
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i mean i'm at about the right age for it but the actual real prospect of having a kid is so distant from me it's almost funny

 
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Old 01-27-2017, 02:05 AM   #102
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Ok

 
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Old 01-27-2017, 02:08 AM   #103
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u got something to say to me bro

we can take it outside

 
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Old 01-27-2017, 02:29 AM   #104
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http://i.imgur.com/PHldzpq.png
Tie doesn't want to stop cuddling with Mike :"(

 
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Old 01-27-2017, 03:13 AM   #105
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https://scontent.flis1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...b8&oe=588B6B06

 
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Old 01-27-2017, 03:14 AM   #106
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Who's that?

 
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Old 01-27-2017, 04:07 AM   #107
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dunno, found it on /r/me_irl

 
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Old 01-27-2017, 06:47 AM   #108
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I used to dislike babies but now I find them adorable.

 
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Old 01-27-2017, 07:57 AM   #109
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This is the maternal equivalent of a minor zombie bite.

 
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Old 01-27-2017, 09:26 AM   #110
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Please stop being passive aggressive to me

 
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Old 01-27-2017, 09:47 AM   #111
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tell him if he got something to say to you (bro) you can take it outside

 
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Old 01-27-2017, 09:50 AM   #112
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What he said, Cameron

 
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Old 01-27-2017, 11:23 AM   #113
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I was addressing LaBelle.

 
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Old 01-27-2017, 11:27 AM   #114
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There's a thread for post your dicks

Please, people, there's threads and threads and it's up to us to make some kinda scents of it all

 
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Old 01-27-2017, 11:29 AM   #115
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I was addressing LaBelle.
I got that.

 
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Old 01-27-2017, 12:05 PM   #116
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I would post my shitty messy desk, I even took a photo of it, but I keep forgetting where I host my photos because I am a forgetting old lady

 
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Old 01-27-2017, 01:29 PM   #117
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I was addressing LaBelle.
Don't you ever speak to me or my som again

 
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Old 01-27-2017, 07:24 PM   #118
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why pay for a vasectomy when you can nuke your nutsack with some phoria amirite?
More like NUTphoria, right?!*

*I am assuming somebody already made this joke

 
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Old 01-27-2017, 07:24 PM   #119
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Just smoke week F'lobes do it

You'll never after have a kid. Your men'll b all asnooze on the job, b/c they got hi
Eh, can't do weed. Makes me too anxious. Haven't smoked anything since 2009.

 
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Old 01-27-2017, 07:26 PM   #120
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get a vasectomy! i did.

great decisions are great.
It honestly has never occurred to me. I have sex on the reg (humblebrag) but am not married or living with someone.

I mean, can you get a referral for such a thing as a single guy and will insurance cover it? I ask sincerely.

 
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