Titanic and Bill Clinton

brendo_91 · 05-08-2006, 09:20 PM

I normally wouldn't start a post until I'd made a few more replies to other posts, but here's something I couldn't pass up:

Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One smart ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His professor gave him an A+ for this report:

Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:* The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Clinton**: *The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica.....ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary....basically the same thing

Mayfuck · 05-08-2006, 09:45 PM

go back to the boarding minors, brendo_91

Mayfuck · 05-08-2006, 09:45 PM

actually netphoria is the minor league of boarding. eh just dont post anymore anywhere brendo.

Johnny Zoloft · 05-08-2006, 10:25 PM

seems like that's a few years too late.

Mia Figaro · 05-08-2006, 10:26 PM

sounds like something from myspace :blink:

dont worry.. i still like you brendo

Ghetto_Squirrel · 05-09-2006, 01:27 AM

I just can't wait to forward this to all my Republican friends! They always love my forwarded e-mails!

05-08-2006, 09:20 PM	#1
brendo_91 Minion of Satan Location: ██████████ Posts: 6,476	Titanic and Bill Clinton I normally wouldn't start a post until I'd made a few more replies to other posts, but here's something I couldn't pass up: Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One smart ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His professor gave him an A+ for this report: Titanic: $29.99 Clinton: $29.99 Titanic: Over 3 hours to read Clinton: Over 3 hours to read Titanic:* The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton*: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic: Jack is a starving artist. Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist. Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton: Ditto for Bill. Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton: Ditto for Monica. Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton: Let's not go there. Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry. Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts. Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack. Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton: Monica.....ooh, let's not go there, either. Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary....basically the same thing

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05-08-2006, 09:45 PM	#2
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,805	go back to the boarding minors, brendo_91

05-08-2006, 10:25 PM	#4
Johnny Zoloft Apocalyptic Poster Location: Birmingham Posts: 1,184	seems like that's a few years too late.

05-08-2006, 10:26 PM	#5
Mia Figaro Ownz Posts: 617	sounds like something from myspace :blink: dont worry.. i still like you brendo

05-09-2006, 01:27 AM	#6
Ghetto_Squirrel Minion of Satan Location: Chicago Posts: 7,157	I just can't wait to forward this to all my Republican friends! They always love my forwarded e-mails!