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05-08-2006, 09:20 PM | #1 |
Minion of Satan
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Titanic and Bill Clinton
I normally wouldn't start a post until I'd made a few more replies to other posts, but here's something I couldn't pass up:
Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One smart ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His professor gave him an A+ for this report: Titanic: $29.99 Clinton: $29.99 Titanic: Over 3 hours to read Clinton: Over 3 hours to read Titanic:* The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton**: *The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic: Jack is a starving artist. Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist. Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton: Ditto for Bill. Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton: Ditto for Monica. Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton: Let's not go there. Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry. Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts. Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack. Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton: Monica.....ooh, let's not go there, either. Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary....basically the same thing |
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05-08-2006, 09:45 PM | #2 |
Banned
Location: i'm from japan also hollywood
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go back to the boarding minors, brendo_91
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05-08-2006, 09:45 PM | #3 |
Banned
Location: i'm from japan also hollywood
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actually netphoria is the minor league of boarding. eh just dont post anymore anywhere brendo.
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05-08-2006, 10:25 PM | #4 |
Apocalyptic Poster
Location: Birmingham
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seems like that's a few years too late.
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05-08-2006, 10:26 PM | #5 |
Ownz
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sounds like something from myspace :blink:
dont worry.. i still like you brendo |
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05-09-2006, 01:27 AM | #6 |
Minion of Satan
Location: Chicago
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I just can't wait to forward this to all my Republican friends! They always love my forwarded e-mails!
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