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Old 08-09-2017, 10:29 PM   #31
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My Dad still blames the Bible Bashing Baptists for my teenage downfall.

I did begin smoking cigarettes and weed at 14 after going to their Baptist Youth Ministry camps in the school holidays.

A few hundred teenagers head off to the country to spend four nights in cabins. What could go wrong? They're there to learn new worship songs and think deeply about Jesus, after all.

 
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Old 08-09-2017, 11:51 PM   #32
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Shit brother, we're shit brothers in Christmas, I guess

Man the hymns we used to sing make me cry if I hear them now, can't handle it. But yeah some bitchin krishna music sounds soothin
Yeah I don't go to christmas anymore

I don't want to hear what they have to say about about my boyfriend

I still have some church goers friends, but I introduced them to marijuana and they aren't sure if they don't consider themselves christians anymore, I'm satan

 
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Old 08-10-2017, 11:55 AM   #33
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i went to catholic church with my family every sunday from age 6 until 17. hated every minute. i only started going with my dad because he bought me some pogs as a reward for behaving myself. that well dried up within the month when my mom decided it would be a regular family affair.

 
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Old 08-10-2017, 12:33 PM   #34
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fewer than 10

my family isn't religious; to the best of my recollection the aforementioned instances happened in the company of elementary school acquaintances

basically i was tricked

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Old 08-10-2017, 12:49 PM   #35
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How many times have you slept in a church? Is the real question

 
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Old 08-10-2017, 01:33 PM   #36
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Guess I've been a few times as a wee lad

 
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Old 08-10-2017, 01:37 PM   #37
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i've slept in the portal of a church once.
funny place to wake up and see people out and about.

 
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Old 08-10-2017, 01:39 PM   #38
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i've slept in the portal of a church once.
funny place to wake up and see people out and about.
Is it an offensive presumption that alcohol was probably involved?

 
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Old 08-10-2017, 01:48 PM   #39
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I haven't been to church since 1938.

 
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Old 08-10-2017, 02:00 PM   #40
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Is it an offensive presumption that alcohol was probably involved?
it's not offensive, but this wasn't the case. i was only 16 or 17, i think.
i may have had a beer or two, but that's not why i slept there.

i believe i found the church. i remember the roof thingy. that was useful.

 
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Old 08-10-2017, 02:10 PM   #41
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V nice, v euro

 
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Old 08-10-2017, 02:52 PM   #42
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Requesting for smashingjj to answer questions in this thread

 
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Old 08-10-2017, 02:52 PM   #43
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Old 08-10-2017, 02:59 PM   #44
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fewer than 10

my family isn't religious; to the best of my recollection the aforementioned instances happened in the company of elementary school acquaintances

basically i was tricked
meet me on the bball court, son, and i'll take you again

 
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Old 08-10-2017, 03:02 PM   #45
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my pager went berserk when you did this, figured it had to be important

uh I don't know, I've been inside quite a lot of churches but actually going to a mass? twice or so? I dunno.

 
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Old 08-10-2017, 03:16 PM   #46
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Time to crash your modbook with a 8528x7392 pic

 
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Old 08-10-2017, 03:30 PM   #47
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Old 08-10-2017, 03:32 PM   #48
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Old 08-10-2017, 03:33 PM   #49
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not one of my most successful threads, but still quality, 5/5, would recommend

 
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Old 08-10-2017, 03:41 PM   #50
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holy shit

i am legend

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=139445

 
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Old 08-10-2017, 03:43 PM   #51
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how come no one replied? surely these were topics that spoke to us all

 
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