vocaroo bad jokes thread

vixnix · 09-10-2016, 06:09 AM

c'mon

teh b0lly!!1 · 09-11-2016, 05:08 PM

very underrated thread

i can't think of a joke. can i interest you guys in a long winded soliloquy about my anxieties and depression?

teh b0lly!!1 · 09-11-2016, 05:10 PM

additionally, vix you have a pleasant tone. you should sing, if you aren't.

trying to figure out how to say this without sounding like a boss-level creep, but i really love your accent.

FoolofaTook · 09-11-2016, 06:05 PM

HE'S COMING ON TO U

STRONG

vixnix · 09-11-2016, 10:41 PM

Yes, anxieties are welcome in the bad jokes thread. Pretty much every here has a life that is a bad joke, so they're really the same thing aren't they. That joke is like a perfect summation of my embarrassing life.

And thanks! I've sung in a lot of choirs, and was picked in school productions and stuff.

You should sing!

Come ons are also welcome but can't be reciprocated for marriage reasons.

redbreegull · 09-11-2016, 11:04 PM

people must not be viewing this thread because otherwise there would certainly be more comments on vix's sexy voice/accent

reprise85 · 09-11-2016, 11:35 PM

Audio recording and upload >>

ruining jokes and speakers since 1985

teh b0lly!!1 · 11:08 AM

Cool As Ice Cream · 09-12-2016, 06:53 AM

lololo

Cool As Ice Cream · 09-12-2016, 06:54 AM

"maaan"

Disco King · 09-12-2016, 12:25 PM

How did Julian Assange become the Vocaroo mascot?

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u...psiqnpyw8e.png

vixnix · 09-12-2016, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

vixnix · 09-12-2016, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reprise85

Audio recording and upload >>

ruining jokes and speakers since 1985

I love your voice and this joke. This isn't even a bad joke.

ilikeplanets · 09-13-2016, 11:32 AM

This plugin is not supported. Aw i wanna hear the jokes!!

yo soy el mejor · 09-13-2016, 12:11 PM

Audio and voice recording >>

reprise85 · 09-13-2016, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vixnix

I love your voice and this joke. This isn't even a bad joke.

i know you're fond of me but c'mon, my voice is nasally and rough and not very attractive. i'm ok with it.

your voice is like a professional storybook reader or something. do those exist? you could do books on tape recording of children's stories or novels.

ilikeplanets · 09-13-2016, 03:46 PM

God damn it I wanna listen to Emma's hot teacher voice!!! Damn it

vixnix · 09-13-2016, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

Audio and voice recording >>

Is this you, or did you record someone else? I mean, did you record a recording of someone else?

Quote:

Originally Posted by reprise85

i know you're fond of me but c'mon, my voice is nasally and rough and not very attractive. i'm ok with it.

your voice is like a professional storybook reader or something. do those exist? you could do books on tape recording of children's stories or novels.

Whaaaaat? Bitch, you cray. I reckon it's just an exotic thing - my voice sounds great to Americans because it's not American - around here it's stock standard. Whereas to me, your voice sounds like the one that could read children's books, because voices like mine never read them.

But thanks...maybe I'll give it a go.

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Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

God damn it I wanna listen to Emma's hot teacher voice!!! Damn it

You can actually here it here at 4:10, nothing special!!

Be gentle in your critique of this hilarious video...it was made by children and two adults, in 5 days - as part of a kids school holiday programme. We only had 90 minutes per day, and it had to be shown on the last day, so editing gaffes just had to be left...

yo soy el mejor · 09-13-2016, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vixnix

Is this you, or did you record someone else? I mean, did you record a recording of someone else?

that's me. it's my southern belle accent, though. i do declare!

ilikeplanets · 09-13-2016, 10:45 PM

Oh my god yeah your accent is the best Emma

redbreegull · 09-13-2016, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

that's me. it's my southern belle accent, though. i do declare!

that's racist

yo soy el mejor · 09-13-2016, 11:10 PM

shut it, white boy.

teh b0lly!!1 · 09-14-2016, 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vixnix

Whaaaaat? Bitch, you cray. I reckon it's just an exotic thing - my voice sounds great to Americans because it's not American - around here it's stock standard. Whereas to me, your voice sounds like the one that could read children's books, because voices like mine never read them.

i'm not american, and i think so too. it really is very pleasant to hear you speak. your voice is very clear, best way i can put it. one of my first jobs as a sound engineer was recording local mid-tier actors\singers narrating audiobooks, so my opinion counts, i'll have you know. http://forums.netphoria.org/wwwboard/icons/icon11.gif

ok no way to deny it anymore, i am full on hitting on you.
leave your husband, pawn your kids, and let us elope together. scotty can get us a flight to Aruba. come on now, darling!

ilikeplanets · 09-14-2016, 11:20 AM

You just want to leave Israel for Australia and I don't blame you one tiny bit

ilikeplanets · 09-14-2016, 11:21 AM

Scratch that. Isn't Australia just as stupidly expensive? Fuckin lovely accent though.

ilikeplanets · 09-14-2016, 11:23 AM

Even though her accent probably isn't Australian

ilikeplanets · 09-14-2016, 11:24 AM

Okay I'm done talking for now. Just for now.

redbreegull · 09-14-2016, 12:56 PM

She's not Australian, but I have this problem where sometimes I just cannot tell different English accents apart (sometimes Aus, NZ, SA, and parts of the UK are all interchangeable to my ears). Anyway, her voice/accent sounds like Emilie de Ravin

ilikeplanets · 09-14-2016, 12:59 PM

I wish I were good at accents. What a fun talent!

cork_soaker · 09-14-2016, 01:28 PM

bagueeeeeeette

09-10-2016, 06:09 AM	#1
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09-11-2016, 05:08 PM	#2
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 17,399	very underrated thread i can't think of a joke. can i interest you guys in a long winded soliloquy about my anxieties and depression?

09-11-2016, 05:10 PM	#3
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 17,399	additionally, vix you have a pleasant tone. you should sing, if you aren't. trying to figure out how to say this without sounding like a boss-level creep, but i really love your accent.

09-11-2016, 06:05 PM	#4
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	HE'S COMING ON TO U STRONG

09-11-2016, 10:41 PM	#5
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,467	Yes, anxieties are welcome in the bad jokes thread. Pretty much every here has a life that is a bad joke, so they're really the same thing aren't they. That joke is like a perfect summation of my embarrassing life. And thanks! I've sung in a lot of choirs, and was picked in school productions and stuff. You should sing! Come ons are also welcome but can't be reciprocated for marriage reasons.

09-11-2016, 11:04 PM	#6
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: N3t4Euh Haus Posts: 32,753	people must not be viewing this thread because otherwise there would certainly be more comments on vix's sexy voice/accent

09-11-2016, 11:35 PM	#7
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 32,800	Audio recording and upload >> ruining jokes and speakers since 1985

09-12-2016, 06:53 AM	#9
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	lololo

09-12-2016, 06:54 AM	#10
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	"maaan"

09-12-2016, 12:25 PM	#11
Disco King Minion of Satan Location: Banned Posts: 8,875	How did Julian Assange become the Vocaroo mascot? http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u...psiqnpyw8e.png

09-13-2016, 11:32 AM	#14
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	This plugin is not supported. Aw i wanna hear the jokes!!

09-13-2016, 12:11 PM	#15
yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: all over the Internet Posts: 44,548	Audio and voice recording >>

09-13-2016, 03:46 PM	#17
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	God damn it I wanna listen to Emma's hot teacher voice!!! Damn it

09-13-2016, 10:45 PM	#20
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	Oh my god yeah your accent is the best Emma

09-13-2016, 11:10 PM	#22
yo soy el mejor Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: all over the Internet Posts: 44,548	shut it, white boy.

09-14-2016, 11:20 AM	#24
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	You just want to leave Israel for Australia and I don't blame you one tiny bit

09-14-2016, 11:21 AM	#25
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	Scratch that. Isn't Australia just as stupidly expensive? Fuckin lovely accent though.

09-14-2016, 11:23 AM	#26
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	Even though her accent probably isn't Australian

09-14-2016, 11:24 AM	#27
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	Okay I'm done talking for now. Just for now.

09-14-2016, 12:56 PM	#28
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: N3t4Euh Haus Posts: 32,753	She's not Australian, but I have this problem where sometimes I just cannot tell different English accents apart (sometimes Aus, NZ, SA, and parts of the UK are all interchangeable to my ears). Anyway, her voice/accent sounds like Emilie de Ravin

09-14-2016, 12:59 PM	#29
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 17,229	I wish I were good at accents. What a fun talent!

09-14-2016, 01:28 PM	#30
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,538	bagueeeeeeette