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Old 07-19-2018, 03:34 AM   #1
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Been using online dating apps since a separated from my ex. It's weird, you cant find anyone then four come along at once and you feel like a four-timing cunt.

 
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Old 07-19-2018, 03:48 AM   #2
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Talk to everyone. You will not wind up going out with the vast majority of people you match with.

 
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Old 07-19-2018, 03:08 PM   #3
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I've actually had girls message me first on tinder. really good convo starters too - one asked 'zildjian or sabian' and like damn she did a bit of research

not saying that to brag - i also can't even bring myself to reply to anyone because i am a husk of a person

 
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Old 07-19-2018, 04:08 PM   #4
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my friend drew made me an okaycupid account once.

 
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Old 07-19-2018, 05:12 PM   #5
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one asked 'zildjian or sabian' and like damn she did a bit of research
She just knows her shit, like you do.

 
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Old 07-19-2018, 05:22 PM   #6
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no way, dude. she's a woman so you KNOW she only "knows" about drums cause she saw a boy was into them so she decided to google "top 2ish drum brands" so she could talk to said boy.

what makes you think a woman knows anything about drums?

 
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Old 07-19-2018, 05:24 PM   #7
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jk go fuck yourself for that, ramrod.

 
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Old 07-19-2018, 05:58 PM   #8
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Shut the fuck up for once

 
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Old 07-19-2018, 05:58 PM   #9
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could be worse, could have come across a woman who knows her scotch

 
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Old 07-19-2018, 05:59 PM   #10
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Shut the fuck up for once
yer mama, bitch

 
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Old 07-19-2018, 06:00 PM   #11
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could be worse, could have come across a woman who knows her scotch
that's way worse


 
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Old 07-19-2018, 06:08 PM   #12
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yer mama, bitch
I don't even necessarily disagree with many of the things you say but just for once shut the fuck up, you obnoxious cunt

Your opinions are duly noted and we all know it by now. Like dd you feel encouraged by Fuzzy calling you 'the feisty lady telling it like it is' or something cause you know what it means when you have his endorsal

 
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Old 07-19-2018, 06:20 PM   #13
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shut up already or put me on ignore ya old baby

 
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Old 07-19-2018, 06:24 PM   #14
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i'm not sorry that it grinds your gears when i tell a dude who isn't you in my own special way that it's a bozo thing to assume a girl looked up two drum brands to impress you.


/fapfapfap

 
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Old 07-19-2018, 06:31 PM   #15
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no way, dude. she's a woman so you KNOW she only "knows" about drums cause she saw a boy was into them so she decided to google "top 2ish drum brands" so she could talk to said boy.

what makes you think a woman knows anything about drums?
Yes that was my point exactly but this is the sort of comment I'd reserve for someone who never shows the ability to see or admit the error of their ways, like fuzzy.

 
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Old 07-19-2018, 06:35 PM   #16
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i don't keep track of names. it's a bunch of sexist malarkey regardless of who it comes from, though. i don't reserve comments for the whipping boy.

ram27 is a big enough boy and if he, as you imply, shows the ability to see or admit the error of his ways then he won't get butt-hurt over me telling him to fuck himself for that because he will understand why a woman would say it.

 
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Old 07-19-2018, 06:36 PM   #17
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shut up already or put me on ignore ya old baby
Thanks but i'm fine. You get entirely what you give

Just like Fuzzy, basically

 
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Old 07-19-2018, 06:38 PM   #18
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didn't i tell you to shut up?

 
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Old 07-19-2018, 06:45 PM   #19
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how feisty

 
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Old 07-19-2018, 06:48 PM   #20
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i feel so small. your white man power is working

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Old 07-19-2018, 06:48 PM   #21
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i have never had online dating lead to anything serious. does it?? it always turns out super, um, casual and then we both forget about each other. is that dating??

 
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Old 07-19-2018, 06:49 PM   #22
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jk. you're a child, joeri.

 
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Old 07-19-2018, 06:51 PM   #23
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I hope you two have a fun time living together

 
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Old 07-19-2018, 06:54 PM   #24
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I hope you two have a fun time living together
it's gonna be tough

I don't even necessarily disagree with many of the things he says but just for once shut the fuck up, his obnoxious cunt

 
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Old 07-19-2018, 07:05 PM   #25
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That was a nicely worded sentence, i know.

 
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Old 07-19-2018, 07:08 PM   #26
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if he, as you imply, shows the ability to see or admit the error of his ways then he won't get butt-hurt over me telling him to fuck himself for that because he will understand
That funny, it's exactly the quality you seem to lack.

 
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Old 07-19-2018, 09:44 PM   #27
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no way, dude. she's a woman so you KNOW she only "knows" about drums cause she saw a boy was into them so she decided to google "top 2ish drum brands" so she could talk to said boy.

what makes you think a woman knows anything about drums?
shit, yeah, now that i think about it that was sexist to say

(i'd also say it's me thinking tinder is vapid; if i met a girl irl talking about drums i'd assume she was earnest)

 
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Old 07-19-2018, 10:53 PM   #28
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what playing in a band didn't deliver women to your bedroom

 
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Old 07-19-2018, 11:14 PM   #29
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Tinder is pretty damn vapid tho

I lasted a week

I don't think the women on Tinder and I are each other's type

 
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Old 07-19-2018, 11:19 PM   #30
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Guys, you are doing it wrong. If you match with 100 people and message half of them, probably only 20 will respond and you'll only wind up going out with 1 or 2 people out of that. Imagine it more like it's a big room of people running around speed dating, except they are literally allowed to get up and leave after any amount of time, and there is an infinite flood of people there, as in more than you could possibly ever even say hello to. It takes persistence to make a connection on tinder IME.

also yes real things do develop from tinder, I know a lot of people who met their s/os on tinder. I think the perception of tinder as a hookup app is not even really correct. Most people seem to be there to fuck around, some others to date, and maybe a small percentage are actually looking to GET LAID TONIGHT.

 
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