Netphoria Message Board


Go Back   Netphoria Message Board > General Boards > General Chat Message Board
Register Netphoria's Amazon.com Link Members List Photo Album Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 08-03-2018, 12:18 PM   #2431
ilikeplanets
Socialphobic
 
ilikeplanets's Avatar
 
Location: Ignore List
Posts: 12,623
Default

there are no explanations for things like that. my ex's best friend will piss in the closet and sleep in the bathtub when he's drunk. not sure how one can confuse the closet for the toilet, ever. even at my worst i never peed anywhere but the toilet...

 
ilikeplanets is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2018, 02:29 PM   #2432
redbreegull
Immortal
 
redbreegull's Avatar
 
Location: WILD BOY
Posts: 28,574
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1 View Post
the only way i figure this could happen, is if you had intended to take a shit naked (or perhaps just completely pant-free), and when you finished taking a shit you tried to grab the underwear with your toes and toss it into your hand. that's the only explanation i can think of
this is a better explanation than I could think of. It's all very hazy, but I do sometimes pick things up with my toes and toss them up and grab them, so it's plausible. My thought was that I may have been slipping out of my pants/underwear as I was getting off the toilet, and I was so drunk that in that five seconds I forget I had just taken a shit and tossed my underpants on top of the toilet, except it was open and full of poop

 
redbreegull is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2018, 03:58 PM   #2433
slunken
Virgo
 
slunken's Avatar
 
Posts: 38,974
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by ilikeplanets View Post
there are no explanations for things like that. my ex's best friend will piss in the closet and sleep in the bathtub when he's drunk. not sure how one can confuse the closet for the toilet, ever. even at my worst i never peed anywhere but the toilet...
there is a correlation between being blackout wasted and sleep walking. the subject is working on autopilot and in a dream state.

so that's one explanation.

 
slunken is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2018, 04:22 PM   #2434
redbreegull
Immortal
 
redbreegull's Avatar
 
Location: WILD BOY
Posts: 28,574
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by slunken View Post
there is a correlation between being blackout wasted and sleep walking. the subject is working on autopilot and in a dream state.

so that's one explanation.
yes, this is true. from my personal observation, people who already have issues sleepwalking or performing other tasks while asleep are more likely to do so when they are blackout drunk also

 
redbreegull is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2018, 04:23 PM   #2435
redbreegull
Immortal
 
redbreegull's Avatar
 
Location: WILD BOY
Posts: 28,574
Default

peeing into the closet is one I have heard a few times in my day. just the hazards of trying to kill yourself with alcohol

 
redbreegull is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2018, 04:32 PM   #2436
slunken
Virgo
 
slunken's Avatar
 
Posts: 38,974
Default


 
slunken is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2018, 05:35 PM   #2437
fuzzyroes
Braindead
 
fuzzyroes's Avatar
 
Posts: 18,583
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by redbreegull View Post
I drunk so many breers tonight I accidentally put my underpants in the shit water toilet bowl
Welcome to my world bro!

I used to that kinda thing all of the time. Once I was caught pissing in the dogs dish

 
fuzzyroes is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2018, 05:37 PM   #2438
LaBelle
Socialphobic
 
LaBelle's Avatar
 
Location: The baddest of asses
Posts: 10,045
Default

Poor dog

 
LaBelle is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2018, 05:38 PM   #2439
fuzzyroes
Braindead
 
fuzzyroes's Avatar
 
Posts: 18,583
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by redbreegull View Post
peeing into the closet is one I have heard a few times in my day. just the hazards of trying to kill yourself with alcohol
My best friend did that at my place before.

Oh, once I pissed all over my friends leather sofa... Super nice girl and apparently they started yelling and then a last flow poured out of my dick... Like I was standing there with my dick in my hand, pissing all over her beautiful leather sofa and she and my good mate started shaking me and freaking out and then I apparently snapped back into it and started crying and talked about killing myself and walked home.

I still feel bad about that, to her credit, when I see her again, it was an incident that was never brought up again. Perhaps I should've addressed it and paid her some money, but my life was such a whirlwind at the time.

Last edited by fuzzyroes : 08-03-2018 at 05:46 PM.

 
fuzzyroes is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2018, 05:40 PM   #2440
fuzzyroes
Braindead
 
fuzzyroes's Avatar
 
Posts: 18,583
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by LaBelle View Post
Poor dog
lol they dumped it out.

Point is, in drunken stupors, it really is like a sleepwalking state. I had no recollection of doing any of these things, but I must have had some wits to me to think that a dogs dish was a toilet... Kinda similar objects with water.

 
fuzzyroes is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2018, 05:40 PM   #2441
LaBelle
Socialphobic
 
LaBelle's Avatar
 
Location: The baddest of asses
Posts: 10,045
Default

I drunkenly humped a tree once.

That's all i'm willing to admit in an open forum.

 
LaBelle is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2018, 05:41 PM   #2442
fuzzyroes
Braindead
 
fuzzyroes's Avatar
 
Posts: 18,583
Default

Underwear in a shitty toilet bowl is a new one though. I've never had any drunken stupor moments with shit... Thank god!

It's always been all about the piss.

 
fuzzyroes is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2018, 05:49 PM   #2443
redbreegull
Immortal
 
redbreegull's Avatar
 
Location: WILD BOY
Posts: 28,574
Default

what happened to me was not like a blackout sleepwalking thing though, I was just really drunk.

btw fuzzy you really just raised the bar with the dick in your hand still pissing as a woman is trying to save her sofa story

 
redbreegull is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2018, 05:49 PM   #2444
redbreegull
Immortal
 
redbreegull's Avatar
 
Location: WILD BOY
Posts: 28,574
Default

one


 
redbreegull is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2018, 05:55 PM   #2445
fuzzyroes
Braindead
 
fuzzyroes's Avatar
 
Posts: 18,583
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by redbreegull View Post
what happened to me was not like a blackout sleepwalking thing though, I was just really drunk.

btw fuzzy you really just raised the bar with the dick in your hand still pissing as a woman is trying to save her sofa story
Yeah, that was a fucked up low point. I can't believe it was a moment that was just bound to the ether. I remember her ranting and raving about having to "buy a new sofa now". I was really just taking no accountability at that time and was totally consumed by my own shit.

Disgraceful

 
fuzzyroes is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2018, 06:38 PM   #2446
redbreegull
Immortal
 
redbreegull's Avatar
 
Location: WILD BOY
Posts: 28,574
Default

two


 
redbreegull is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2018, 06:53 PM   #2447
smashingjj
mother rater
 
smashingjj's Avatar
 
Location: calm boy
Posts: 31,325
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by fuzzyroes View Post
Yeah, that was a fucked up low point. I can't believe it was a moment that was just bound to the ether. I remember her ranting and raving about having to "buy a new sofa now". I was really just taking no accountability at that time and was totally consumed by my own shit.

Disgraceful
nah that's totally ok

 
smashingjj is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2018, 06:54 PM   #2448
redbreegull
Immortal
 
redbreegull's Avatar
 
Location: WILD BOY
Posts: 28,574
Default

SHALOSH


 
redbreegull is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2018, 07:04 PM   #2449
LaBelle
Socialphobic
 
LaBelle's Avatar
 
Location: The baddest of asses
Posts: 10,045
Default


 
LaBelle is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2018, 08:21 PM   #2450
redbreegull
Immortal
 
redbreegull's Avatar
 
Location: WILD BOY
Posts: 28,574
Default

IV


 
redbreegull is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2018, 09:09 PM   #2451
redbreegull
Immortal
 
redbreegull's Avatar
 
Location: WILD BOY
Posts: 28,574
Default

V


 
redbreegull is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2018, 09:33 PM   #2452
LaBelle
Socialphobic
 
LaBelle's Avatar
 
Location: The baddest of asses
Posts: 10,045
Default

Now I don't wanna know what's going on there...

 
LaBelle is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2018, 09:54 PM   #2453
redbreegull
Immortal
 
redbreegull's Avatar
 
Location: WILD BOY
Posts: 28,574
Default

SIX


 
redbreegull is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2018, 10:54 PM   #2454
MyOneAndOnly
Shut the fuck up!
 
MyOneAndOnly's Avatar
 
Location: "You are the poster child for an uninformed brainwashed American" -OmegaConcern
Posts: 20,593
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by ilikeplanets View Post
there are no explanations for things like that. my ex's best friend will piss in the closet and sleep in the bathtub when he's drunk. not sure how one can confuse the closet for the toilet, ever. even at my worst i never peed anywhere but the toilet...
i had a friend who was a severe alcoholic and drug addict and he did that all the time.

 
MyOneAndOnly is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2018, 11:12 PM   #2455
redbreegull
Immortal
 
redbreegull's Avatar
 
Location: WILD BOY
Posts: 28,574
Default

seven


 
redbreegull is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2018, 11:36 PM   #2456
Shallowed
Braindead
 
Shallowed's Avatar
 
Location: my parent's house in a shitty backwater country town
Posts: 16,276
Default

GOD IS SEVEN

 
Shallowed is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2018, 11:39 PM   #2457
Disco King
Minion of Satan
 
Disco King's Avatar
 
Location: Banned
Posts: 5,214
Default

My delinquent half brother once took a shit in the laundry room where we keep our shoes.

That was the final straw that got him kicked out.

 
Disco King is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2018, 11:59 PM   #2458
redbreegull
Immortal
 
redbreegull's Avatar
 
Location: WILD BOY
Posts: 28,574
Default




eight

 
redbreegull is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 08-04-2018, 12:16 AM   #2459
redbreegull
Immortal
 
redbreegull's Avatar
 
Location: WILD BOY
Posts: 28,574
Default



IX

 
redbreegull is offline
Reply With Quote
Old 08-04-2018, 01:00 AM   #2460
FoolofaTook
Immortal
 
FoolofaTook's Avatar
 
Location: in your father
Posts: 22,579
Default

no green?

 
FoolofaTook is offline
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Google


Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Something I have noticed... rottenugly General Chat Archive 38 04-17-2012 04:25 PM
my very original ask me questions thread dr.benway General Chat Archive 27 08-04-2009 05:26 PM
biggest board loser (with poll) dean_r_koontz General Chat Archive 198 05-07-2008 05:20 PM
I didn't realize people on this board were actually smashing pumpkin fans. I Ate My Hamster General Chat Archive 29 06-12-2007 11:49 AM


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:09 AM.



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.

Smashing Pumpkins, Alternative Music
& General Discussion Message Board and Forums
www.netphoria.org - Copyright 1998-2014