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Old 02-20-2018, 08:29 PM   #1081
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No, but I am currently nursing a pesky hemorrhoid, thank you for asking.

 
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Old 02-20-2018, 08:29 PM   #1082
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Post in this thread when you are hemorrhoids.

 
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Old 02-20-2018, 11:50 PM   #1083
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No, but I am currently nursing a pesky hemorrhoid, thank you for asking.
this is the kind of honesty this board needs

i feel your pain F'lobes.
























not literally. get your mind out the gutter.

 
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Old 02-21-2018, 07:29 AM   #1084
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what do you call a particularly strong looking emo?

Emo-n'-roids.

 
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Old 02-22-2018, 05:40 PM   #1085
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not literally. get your mind out the gutter.
I will, just as soon as you remove your finger from my asshole.

 
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Old 02-26-2018, 06:57 PM   #1086
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Guitarist cancelled on us for practice a-fucking-gain

i am going to lose my fucking mind

 
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Old 02-26-2018, 06:59 PM   #1087
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"I think [he's] just a piece of shit. I think he’s one of the worst human beings I’ve ever met in my life."

 
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Old 02-26-2018, 06:59 PM   #1088
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jk but fucking hell

 
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Old 02-27-2018, 05:03 AM   #1089
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Get rid of the guitarist, start a Royal Blood type band.
The shittiness of others shouldn't get in your way!

 
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Old 03-05-2018, 12:21 AM   #1090
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disaster relief woman is finally back in town and we had a great date today at the udvar-hazy center /national air and space annex. we saw tons of cool shit, including the b-29 that dropped the nuke on hiroshima, the space shuttle discovery, a concord,and an sr-71. unfortunately my phone died quickly and I only snapped a few photos.

we went to this really good PIZZA place in her neighborhood for dinner. Oh man one pizza was spicy salami, arugula, and a spicy/sweet jelly, and the other was baked yam shreds, squash, arugula, and goat cheese. we also got some pork empanadas that were incredible. but when we came out to my car, some fuckin dick had smashed my goddamn window! there was nothing in there to steal

other than that it was a really good day. disaster relief woman is very cool, super smart, and she likes buffy, so hopefully I don't scare her off

 
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Old 03-05-2018, 10:41 AM   #1091
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smashed your fucking window?! holy shit that's really awful hope it isn't too expensive to fix

 
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Old 03-05-2018, 10:51 AM   #1092
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my boy breeg seems pretty zen about it though. that's ripe

i call it "the grand black hole that will swallow us all" buddhatits approach

 
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Old 03-05-2018, 11:05 AM   #1093
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it was fuzzy.

 
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Old 03-05-2018, 11:11 AM   #1094
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he was like rap battle my ass why don't we do a car window challenge i'll give you one week to smash mine i don't even have a car good luck the loser has to voluntarily leave netphoria bye

 
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Old 03-05-2018, 11:18 AM   #1095
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ok

 
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Old 03-05-2018, 11:52 AM   #1096
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he was like rap battle my ass why don't we do a car window challenge i'll give you one week to smash mine i don't even have a car good luck the loser has to voluntarily leave netphoria bye
Makes sense.

 
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Old 03-05-2018, 12:49 PM   #1097
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she likes buffy
my gf forces me against my will to watch this show

 
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Old 03-05-2018, 12:53 PM   #1098
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I think maybe because it has vampires

I suggested a group reading of Bram Stoker's Dracula

 
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Old 03-05-2018, 02:32 PM   #1099
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bram dracula's stoker

 
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Old 03-05-2018, 02:39 PM   #1100
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my gf forces me against my will to watch this show
Do you force her against her will to listen to The Fall?

 
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Old 03-05-2018, 03:04 PM   #1101
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does she employ physical constraint?

 
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Old 03-05-2018, 03:17 PM   #1102
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Tell me more, tell me more, did she put up a fight?

 
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Old 03-05-2018, 03:25 PM   #1103
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bram dracula's stoker
bram's stroker

 
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Old 03-05-2018, 03:26 PM   #1104
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Old 03-05-2018, 03:29 PM   #1105
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stroke, stroke, stroke...

 
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Old 03-05-2018, 03:32 PM   #1106
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I heard bram strokes vampires

 
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Old 03-05-2018, 03:35 PM   #1107
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I heard he's a Brampire

 
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Old 03-05-2018, 03:56 PM   #1108
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i heard an apple pie

 
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Old 03-05-2018, 05:15 PM   #1109
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disaster relief woman is finally back in town and we had a great date today at the udvar-hazy center /national air and space annex. we saw tons of cool shit, including the b-29 that dropped the nuke on hiroshima, the space shuttle discovery, a concord,and an sr-71. unfortunately my phone died quickly and I only snapped a few photos.

we went to this really good PIZZA place in her neighborhood for dinner. Oh man one pizza was spicy salami, arugula, and a spicy/sweet jelly, and the other was baked yam shreds, squash, arugula, and goat cheese. we also got some pork empanadas that were incredible. but when we came out to my car, some fuckin dick had smashed my goddamn window! there was nothing in there to steal

other than that it was a really good day. disaster relief woman is very cool, super smart, and she likes buffy, so hopefully I don't scare her off
That sounds great! But you must ask yourself: is it her you really like or the pizza?

 
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Old 03-05-2018, 05:16 PM   #1110
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Every man must ask himself this question at least once in his relationship.

 
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