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Old 02-18-2018, 07:21 AM   #61
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And because no one asked here's an updated species ranking 2018:

cats > dogs >>> pandas >>> turtles >>> sharks >>> squirrels >>>>>>> frogs >>>>>>>> rats >>>>>>>>>> horses >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> humans >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> paul mccartney

 
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Old 02-18-2018, 07:27 AM   #62
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Old 02-18-2018, 07:28 AM   #63
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Old 02-19-2018, 05:23 AM   #64
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nope

 
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Old 02-19-2018, 08:02 AM   #65
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Old 02-19-2018, 08:13 AM   #66
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Old 02-19-2018, 08:27 AM   #67
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hey du, komm mal her! hey Sexy, ich möchte dich anlutschen

hey you, come over here! hey sexy, I'd like to suck-slobber-lick you



in a very convincing northern German. he is oneofusoneofusoneofus


 
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Old 02-19-2018, 08:45 AM   #68
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Old 02-19-2018, 09:14 AM   #69
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lol i didn't purposely use the word anluetschen, my grasp of the german language is very limited and i'm more about making words up

 
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Old 02-19-2018, 10:56 AM   #70
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meinen graschp von der deutschen sprache ist unglaublich.

 
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Old 08-02-2018, 02:29 AM   #71
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who wants to ask the difficult questions

 
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Old 08-02-2018, 02:30 AM   #72
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does anyone want to volunteer to go first

 
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Old 08-02-2018, 03:27 AM   #73
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lassen wir nicht bang sein die schwerigen fragen zu stellen.

 
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Old 08-02-2018, 03:55 AM   #74
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uh, what's your favourite colour?

 
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Old 08-02-2018, 03:57 AM   #75
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GREEN

 
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Old 08-02-2018, 06:14 AM   #76
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mein lieblingskleure ist rot

 
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Old 08-02-2018, 07:41 AM   #77
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I would like to think that if women killed all the men and took over they might spare me and keep me as a pet or something cause I'm trying my best over here
yeah fucking right

 
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Old 08-02-2018, 07:55 AM   #78
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sounds like a cheesy m'lady boy fantasy

 
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Old 08-02-2018, 08:33 AM   #79
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klinckt wie ein käsige mein-fraulein jungen phantasie.

 
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Old 08-02-2018, 08:50 AM   #80
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sounds great to me tbh

i mean if they killed rbg along with the rest of ya'll males and kept just me

 
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Old 08-02-2018, 09:16 AM   #81
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hört gross nach mich um erlich zu sein
ich meine als sie rbg toten zusammen mit dem rest von du alle männer und nur mich behalten

 
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Old 08-02-2018, 09:18 AM   #82
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could you tone the french down pls?

thank u

 
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Old 08-02-2018, 09:45 AM   #83
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pourriez-vous tonifier le français en bas svp?
je vous remercie.

 
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Old 08-02-2018, 10:17 AM   #84
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and now he switches to german

their's no winning

 
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Old 08-02-2018, 10:37 AM   #85
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Os cientistas querem criar abelhas, mas eles não conseguem criar abelhas.

 
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Old 08-02-2018, 10:41 AM   #86
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wetenschappers proberen bijen te maken, maar ze kunnen geen bijen maken

 
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Old 08-02-2018, 11:00 AM   #87
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ja imam veliki burek. jako veliki burek!

 
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Old 08-02-2018, 06:14 PM   #88
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klinckt wie ein käsige mein-fraulein jungen phantasie.
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Old 08-10-2018, 10:27 PM   #89
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If your dream did actually come true and all men were wiped out except for you (because you volunteered to be the one and only pet dude) BUT a few years down the track females decide that they want dudes back and, for some inexplicable reason, they believe that going down the inbred road is the only way forward, which female member of your family would you bang and why? Only direct family counts. You can also choose to abstain at the risk of disappointing every female left on earth.

For the purposes of this question, let's forget about sperm banks.

 
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Old 08-10-2018, 11:04 PM   #90
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I like you already

 
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