In which Ram27 panicks about losing his job

[FlamingGlobes]

Yeah, but I don't want to get banned by Ram.

[Joey Goldberg]

also definitively fair

[FlamingGlobes]

Hey! Shut up, asshole!

[Hey!]

Hey! That's my line, asshole!

[FlamingGlobes]

Hey! You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Hey! again.

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

This should be embroidered and hung up somewhere.

Basically, rich kid thought he was above his shit job and basic responsibility and learned a hard lesson. Brush yourself off Ram, it'll be OK.

fer real welcome to the real world

if you want to fake sick you have to do a better job

and don't do it too often

and for god's sake don't tell them the real reason

also don't trust your coworkers to keep shit a secret, ever.

[FlamingGlobes]

Also don't cook fish in the microwave.

[yo soy el mejor]

or broccolli

[FlamingGlobes]

Or Milli Vanilli

[Ram27]

Originally Posted by reprise85

fer real welcome to the real world

if you want to fake sick you have to do a better job

and don't do it too often

and for god's sake don't tell them the real reason

also don't trust your coworkers to keep shit a secret, ever.

gotcha, thanks

the thing i've been doing in therapy lately is trying to realize how warped my worldview is. like my parents are super bougie and i'm trying to be normal

like i genuinely thought everyone did that type of shit [calling off for bullshit]. and if i saw someone else do that i'd be like 'oh lol have fun dude'

similarly - you were the one that recommended me Man's Search for Meaning a while back right? Been reading that lately -- whenever I was in rehab I would think about the part where a man is sobbing because his shoes finally fell apart and he had to report to march in the snow in bare feet for the first time. And I realized probably everyone there would slit my throat for my bedsheets
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re:tesla i am prepared for pages of shit about this. if anyone asks i just say it's my dad's. easier to explain. and i was spending the equivalent of my car payment on gas a month. just seemed like smart decision making at the time

[Ram27]

Originally Posted by buzzard

This isn't to say that data entry is better than washing dishes, mind you. I am more referring to the idea of taking sedentary work in a climate-controlled environment over that which might be physically draining, put miles on your personal vehicle, isolate you socially, etc., without being any more lucrative or where you might better equip yourself for some form of progression within an organisation possessing of a higher ceiling for such growth.

I totally see what you mean, but for me I like the exercise. And talking to tons of strangers daily does wonders for my social anxiety. And at the actual restaurant my coworkers are/were cool to talk to

Too scared to apply to jobs with upward mobility

[cork_soaker]

so what did you do, ram?

[Ram27]

oh, he wasn't there today. [i know what his car looks like] obviously i am not in the know about schedules anymore

i have two interviews lined up for tomorrow actually now lol.

[Joey Goldberg]

or eggs

[Joey Goldberg]

eggs should not be cooked in the microwave

[FlamingGlobes]

ovary to thread

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

This should be embroidered and hung up somewhere.

Basically, rich kid thought he was above his shit job and basic responsibility and learned a hard lesson. Brush yourself off Ram, it'll be OK.

Originally Posted by Ram27

gotcha, thanks

the thing i've been doing in therapy lately is trying to realize how warped my worldview is. like my parents are super bougie and i'm trying to be normal

like i genuinely thought everyone did that type of shit [calling off for bullshit]. and if i saw someone else do that i'd be like 'oh lol have fun dude'

similarly - you were the one that recommended me Man's Search for Meaning a while back right? Been reading that lately -- whenever I was in rehab I would think about the part where a man is sobbing because his shoes finally fell apart and he had to report to march in the snow in bare feet for the first time. And I realized probably everyone there would slit my throat for my bedsheets
_______

re:tesla i am prepared for pages of shit about this. if anyone asks i just say it's my dad's. easier to explain. and i was spending the equivalent of my car payment on gas a month. just seemed like smart decision making at the time

Good for you, man. And yeah, I recommended that. In fact, I should read it again myself. I can understand having a warped view on things, it makes sense and I have it to related to other stuff. It's great you're trying to grow to be more like who you want to be

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by Joey Goldberg

eggs should not be cooked in the microwave

wrong

i do this at least 3x a week

[Joey Goldberg]

so does my dad

(no that was not a Took reference, rip)

not the worst thing in the world i admit, but still, hardly doing them justice!

[cork_soaker]

one can actually cook them inside of the chicken prior to their own emergence, which is grotesque and amazing

[cork_soaker]

it should be understood that this kills the chicken or at least renders 80% death

[LaBelle]

I feel i'm at 80% death on my best day.

Sympathy for the chicken.

[cork_soaker]

such an unwholesome creation

[LaBelle]

[Elphenor]

Instead of the car should have had your parents front you 2 months rent after which you'd be on your own

but kinda agree delivering with a rental would have been stupid

[Elphenor]

kinda like meh whatever at missing a day or two = lazy

shit happens

tell your boss to go fuck himself if he's actually sending texts like that

[Disco King]

Imagine having parents that could help you with rent and car expenses instead of if having to go the other way around.

Imagine needing a job so little that you can afford to just not go in because you don't feel like it, be explicit about that, and tell your boss to fuck off when he takes issue.

Like, I'm already anti-boss and against the fetishization of "hard work" and "going the extra mile for your boss" and all that dumb shit, but it's only the most well-off people who can afford not to give a shit.

[Elphenor]

take a day off here and there?

hell paid time off by law is the norm in other developed countries as far as I understand

you're right that I personally can't afford to miss work for example, comrade, but still

[ilikeplanets]

I think I misunderstood the fact that you actually listed those reasons for not wanting to go into work. Next time just say you're sick. It's February, it's not that farfetched (I'm sick right now, so sad).

[run2pee]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

kinda like meh whatever at missing a day or two = lazy

shit happens

tell your boss to go fuck himself if he's actually sending texts like that

It would be nice if this attitude actually stood a chance of changing a single thing

Problem with being flaky re attendance, though, is that you’re not “sticking it” to mgmt as much as u r “sticking” it to your fellow workers

What we need is organized and uniform bargaining vs mgmt, not to be individually terrible employees