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Old 12-11-2018, 08:46 PM   #31
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once you assemble the four Holy Taylors in a room (Lautner, Swift, Hanson, Guitar) the floor will light up golden & all Machina/Teargarden mysteries will be solved right in front of your eyes

spoiler: it's just Jimmy re-recording all the drums

 
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Old 12-12-2018, 01:25 AM   #32
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fake news

 
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Old 12-12-2018, 10:46 AM   #33
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The best Taylor of all

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Old 12-12-2018, 01:11 PM   #34
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nice, we swapping hot images now?

fantastic, count me in


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Old 12-12-2018, 01:15 PM   #35
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pavementtune i sincerely hope for your sake that those are all men named Taylor

 
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Old 12-12-2018, 01:16 PM   #36
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otherwise... keep the good times ROLLIN

 
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Old 12-12-2018, 01:16 PM   #37
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I name my wanking material however I please, today those are all Taylors, so it's fine!

 
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Old 12-12-2018, 01:17 PM   #38
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well in that case fuckin' "party on, Garth"

 
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Old 12-12-2018, 01:47 PM   #39
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dude on the far right needs to put his clothes back on.

otherwise, yeah they're pretty fine.

 
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Old 12-12-2018, 02:26 PM   #40
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He still has a better bod than your dad.

 
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Old 12-12-2018, 02:27 PM   #41
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You masturbate way too much.

 
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Old 12-12-2018, 02:31 PM   #42
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and you don't, dad-watcher???

 
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Old 12-12-2018, 02:41 PM   #43
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nope. he masturbates just right. not too much, not too little. perfect balance of batin'.

 
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Old 12-12-2018, 02:42 PM   #44
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What kind of masturbation balance do you think Jack Bates practices?

 
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Old 12-12-2018, 02:46 PM   #45
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Well his name is Jack "Master" Bates, you know. So I'm guessing he's on a whole nother level of baitin'.

 
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Old 12-12-2018, 02:47 PM   #46
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He still has a better bod than your dad.
yeah you would know


KAPLOW!

 
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Old 12-12-2018, 07:32 PM   #47
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and you don't, dad-watcher???
I masturbate about as often as I get laid. 3 times a week.

 
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Old 12-12-2018, 07:32 PM   #48
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yeah you would know


KAPLOW!
You would know. I can see your shadow underneath the door.

 
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Old 12-12-2018, 07:42 PM   #49
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Guys, there is nothing wrong with petting the ole one eyed weasel every once in awhile. It is a very natural and normal thing

 
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Old 12-12-2018, 07:47 PM   #50
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has it ever occurred to anyone that ferrets are just weasels with better PR?

 
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Old 12-12-2018, 08:07 PM   #51
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I masturbate about as often as I get laid. 3 times a week.
those are rookie numbers in this racket

 
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Old 12-12-2018, 08:19 PM   #52
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three times week lol fucking amateur

those are my stats BEFORE BREAKFAST

 
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Old 12-12-2018, 09:45 PM   #53
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Old 12-12-2018, 11:04 PM   #54
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those are rookie numbers in this racket
What can I say? I'm getting old.

Some nights when I'm home alone, I will consider masturbating and then realize I'm just too tired and it's too much of a bother.

 
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Old 12-12-2018, 11:05 PM   #55
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The best tho is waking up, jerking off, taking a dump and then showering. That's a recipe for, like, the best day of your life.

 
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Old 12-12-2018, 11:12 PM   #56
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OMG BUTTCANON ITS YOUR NEXT ARTICLE

“Guitarist and sp fan spguitar0 gets mystery gift EARLY you’ll never guess that it’s an sp guitar”

 
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Old 12-12-2018, 11:30 PM   #57
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Especially if she takes a cool bath after such a hot and sunny performance...

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Old 12-13-2018, 12:39 AM   #58
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What can I say? I'm getting old.

Some nights when I'm home alone, I will consider masturbating and then realize I'm just too tired and it's too much of a bother.
exhausterbating

 
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Old 12-16-2018, 08:13 PM   #59
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Fan on reddit got this for Christmas

https://i.etsystatic.com/11683707/r/...20420_r0kh.jpg

apparently you can by em on Etsy. Pretty cool!

 
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Old 12-16-2018, 08:22 PM   #60
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Someone should make a stop-motion movie with this to "Alienation"...

 
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