Elvis

[M.Night]

after a realese of the "documentary" elvis is alive -
alot of freaks came out from their holes

this is the stupidest one



link to the movie site:

www.elviswanted.com

[Trotskilicious]

ELVIS! Was a hero to most
but he never meant shit to me
motherfucker was straight up racist simple and plain
(Motherfuck him and John Wayne!)

[M.Night]

well that is your view ...
how could he be a racist? he had black musicians +
among others chinese and a latino girlfreind and
most important his drug dealer was black

[Trotskilicious]

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[M.Night]

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

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[D.]

1. ELVIS IS IN THE WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM
Most people know about Elvis’ famous meeting with President Nixon. What they don’t know is that during this meeting Nixon issued Elvis Presley a DEA badge, a clue that Elvis was helping investigators with amajor case and later had to enter the federal witness protection program. It's ludicrous to believe that the DEA would have issued a badge to someone not working for them, even Elvis Presley.

2. ELVIS' NAME IS MISSPELLED ON HIS TOMB.
Elvis’ father, Vernon, misspelled Elvis’ middle name on the grave—Aaron instead of Aron, as his mother named him. This is a sign that Vernon Presley knew that it was not his son in the tomb.

3. PHOTOGRAPHS OF THE CORPSE DON’T RESEMBLE ELVIS
In 1977, the National Enquirer paid a third cousin of Elvis to smuggle a mini-camera in to the viewing of Elvis’ body. The resulting picture was published in the Enquirer, and caused shock waves among fans around the world. The eyebrows, chin, and fingers all looked unlike Elvis.

4. THE COFFIN WAS TOO HEAVY
The coffin weighed 900 pounds: Elvis is known to have been overweight at the time of his death...but not that much. The only plausible account for that weight would be if the body was a wax dummy and there was an air conditioner inside the coffin to keep the wax dummy from melting.

5. COL. PARKER’S STRANGE QUOTE
Col. Tom Parker, Elvis’ manager, said in a press conference shortly after Elvis’ death: ‘Elvis didn’t die.The body did. We’re keeping up the good spirits. We’re keeping Elvis alive. I talked to him this morning and he told me to 'carry on.’ Is it possible that there was a double entendre to those words: that they had literal truth to them that no one suspected at the time?

6. INCONSISTENCIES IN THE STORY
The circumstances of death are described in conflicting ways. Witnesses disagree as to how the body was found and what Elvis was wearing, when the body was found, whether it was dead already, when death was declared, and whether AR was tried.

7. THE BOOK DID NOT EXIST THEN
The book about the Shroud of Turin he is supposed to have been reading when he died was not published until a year later.

8. EVIDENCE THAT ELVIS WAS PLANNING ON THE END
There seems to be evidence that Elvis was preparing for the end:
—Why, for instance, did he order no new costumes for a new tour due to start on August 16th, 1977?
—Why did he fire several old friends shortly before his death?
—During his last tour he sang ‘Blue Christmas’ although it was summer: was he warning his fans?
—Five months before hand, family members were suddenly cut out of his will. Did he realize he would need that money for his new life?

9. MYSTERIOUS FIGURE LEAVING MEMPHIS THE DAY AFTER
On August 17th, 1977, one day after Elvis’ death, a ticket to Buenos Aires was bought at Memphis airport by a man looking like Elvis and using the name John Burrows, a code name Elvis frequently used when making hotel reservations for the Elvis entourage.

10. NEW ELVIS RECORDING EMERGES WITH SONGS FROM THE 90’S
In 2002, an independent label released a CD entitled Kingtinued featuring Elvis’ voice singing at least fourteen well known songs which were not written and did not exist prior to August 16th, 1977.
(See our current news item for more information!)

[D.]

Recently a new album called "KINGTINUED" was released by an independent label featuring a performer who sounds remarkably like Elvis. The credits on the CD list the singer as "The Voice of Elvis." Strange,right? Read on.

In Las Vegas, KLAS-CBS News' special investigation unit performed computer voice print analysis that confirmed our suspicions: the voice is an exact matchfor the one and only Elvis Presley.

Could the new CD be simply a collection of lost recordings never before released? This seems like a reasonable explanation. Except that many of the recordings on the CD are of recent well-known hits...tunes and lyrics not written until well after Elvis' alleged death in 1977!

Here are just a few of the songs from the track list: Tears in Heaven, La Vida Loca, Sweet Home Alabama, Have I Told You Lately, Candle in the Wind (both the first version and the Princess Di version, England's Rose!).

The producer of the record, Chrisopher Sheehan, has been totally unhelpful and less than forthright about the origins of these recordings. We are currently exploring what legal options exist that would force Mr. Sheehan to testify under oath. For their part, Elvis Presley Enterprises has tried to suppress this recording. So we are offering it for sale here. Hear it and decide for yourself.



Complete Track List---

Disc One:
La Vida Loca, Tears in Heaven, Smooth, Jump Jive & Wail, Graceland, England's Rose, How Do I Live, Can't Get Enough of Your Love, I Swear, Friends in Low Places, All My Ex's Live in Texas, Achy Breaky Heart

Disc Two:
Crazy Little Thing Called Love, Have I Told You Lately, Pink Cadillac, Statue of a Fool, You Light Up My Life, Freeway Free For All, Wind Beneath My Wings, Hush, Candle in the Wind, I Can Help, Mony Mony, Yesterday

[D.]

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[Starla]

jim morrison is still alive too

[D.]

kurt cobain is crashing on my couch

[Luke de Spa]

party's over boys

[Starla]

Originally Posted by D.

kurt cobain is crashing on my couch

layne staley is kickin it in my recliner

[wally]

uh, shannon hoon is riding shotgun in my sedan...

[D.]

janis joplin helped me do my laundry

[cork_soaker]

i'm goin' to graceland

[Banana]

He's just on the Lost island

[The Gaddrow]

Originally Posted by M.Night

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Wowwwww.

[M.Night]

Originally Posted by The Gaddrow

Wowwwww.

i love you