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Old 01-04-2008, 11:36 PM   #15001
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I know!!! now THOSE are some boobies that make a girl look fatter than they really are!!

 
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Old 01-04-2008, 11:36 PM   #15002
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oh you mean she's not fat?

 
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Old 01-04-2008, 11:36 PM   #15003
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i am not turned on at all

 
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Old 01-04-2008, 11:37 PM   #15004
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to her right.
also, gross.

 
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Old 01-04-2008, 11:38 PM   #15005
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corporate xmas par-tay

in monterey at the hilton I think


what's with the dress?

 
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Old 01-04-2008, 11:38 PM   #15006
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my dress is awesome!!

 
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Old 01-04-2008, 11:41 PM   #15007
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by typing the sentence "not a fan of the shoulder things", i feel more in touch with my feminine side.

you're still pretty though. pretty short.

 
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Old 01-04-2008, 11:42 PM   #15008
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oh well this is a party with like 95% people over the age of 55 so I didnt really feel like showing off my boobies in the strapless dress, yaknowhatimean? (its a strapless with a thing overtop)thats why that chick to the right of me has a shawl on... I tried that last year instead of the shoulder thing and it sucked

and that wasnt very nice wally!

 
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Old 01-04-2008, 11:55 PM   #15009
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i like the shiny dress

 
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Old 01-05-2008, 12:00 AM   #15010
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wanna make out

 
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Old 01-05-2008, 12:02 AM   #15011
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can i wear the shiny dress?

 
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Old 01-05-2008, 12:08 AM   #15012
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will it fit, please dont tear it

 
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Old 01-05-2008, 12:09 AM   #15013
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will it fit, please dont tear it
that's what she.....eh, heh, um...ehhhhhhhhh

 
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Old 01-05-2008, 12:10 AM   #15014
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if it fits you, it will fit him

 
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Old 01-05-2008, 12:16 AM   #15015
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He looks like a Caucasian Toby.
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Old 01-05-2008, 12:21 AM   #15016
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At first I thought it was you.

 
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Old 01-05-2008, 12:21 AM   #15017
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No offense.

 
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Old 01-05-2008, 12:25 AM   #15018
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Mark is dating one hot bitch!

 
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Old 01-05-2008, 12:26 AM   #15019
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No offense.
it's all gravy, man!

 
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Old 01-05-2008, 12:54 AM   #15020
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me 'n my buddy george at work
i love how you work at linens and things. it's hot.

 
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Old 01-05-2008, 01:01 AM   #15021
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the shoes match the cushion set, ya know?

 
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Old 01-05-2008, 01:04 AM   #15022
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Old 01-05-2008, 01:08 AM   #15023
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the carpet matches the curtains too, if you know what im sayin

 
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Old 01-05-2008, 01:13 AM   #15024
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the carpet matches the curtains too, if you know what im sayin
well, that was the joke after all

 
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Old 01-05-2008, 01:14 AM   #15025
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hey guys, I bet her pubic hair is the same color as the hair on her head, know what I'm sayin?

 
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Old 01-05-2008, 01:16 AM   #15026
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hey guys, I bet her pubic hair is the same color as the hair on her head, know what I'm sayin?
doubtful; it's obviously dyed


edit: the drapes, i mean

 
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Old 01-05-2008, 01:16 AM   #15027
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well, that was the joke after all
i didnt get that, what a dull fuck i am

 
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Old 01-05-2008, 01:17 AM   #15028
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doubtful; it's obviously dyed
maybe it's just blood.

 
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Old 01-05-2008, 01:17 AM   #15029
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edit: the drapes, i mean
oh

n/m

 
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Old 01-05-2008, 01:21 AM   #15030
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fake last page?

 
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