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Old 04-01-2014, 03:09 AM   #241
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subway cheese is made out of used cigarette butts

 
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Old 04-01-2014, 03:12 AM   #242
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Old 04-01-2014, 04:09 AM   #243
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is subway cheese all glossy looking like kraft singles?

 
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Old 04-01-2014, 04:40 AM   #244
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yes, tastes exactly the same too

i'd like to also point out that american cheese is on all of the fast food burgers

and also there's nothing really wrong with it

it just belongs on hamburgers

 
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Old 04-01-2014, 05:54 AM   #245
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i live off kraft and natural light and i ended up fine. im a pilot now
Fucking goddam right these colors don't run

 
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Old 04-01-2014, 07:04 AM   #246
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yes, tastes exactly the same too

i'd like to also point out that american cheese is on all of the fast food burgers

and also there's nothing really wrong with it

it just belongs on hamburgers
processed cheese slices nevertheless fall on a continuum of quality

 
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Old 04-01-2014, 07:04 AM   #247
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about 12 years ago i worked at a mcdonald's. it was a horrible job but i remember the cheese slices being surprisingly good. my guess is they had a higher ratio of cheese to other shit than the standard kraft singles (or whatever the equally terrible equivalent is here)

 
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Old 04-01-2014, 07:05 AM   #248
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you can also make your own melty weirdo-cheese http://aht.seriouseats.com/archives/...-american.html

 
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Old 04-01-2014, 07:25 AM   #249
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Fucking goddam right these colors don't run


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Old 04-01-2014, 07:28 AM   #250
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lol

 
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Old 04-01-2014, 10:22 AM   #251
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And that students name....was Albert Einstein.

 
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Old 04-01-2014, 10:36 AM   #252
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He's so brave

 
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Old 04-01-2014, 04:17 PM   #253
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processed cheese slices nevertheless fall on a continuum of quality
they do, they do. they just work with hamburgers what can i say. that's america (tm).

mcdonalds american cheese is good, but i wouldn't say it's "better" than kraft. kraft singles are really not that bad, i'd wager stuff at mcdonalds is much worse in terms of artificial stuff in it, if it's not made by kraft in the first place, which it still could be.

Ingredients: milk, whey, milk protein concentrate, milkfat, sodium citrate, contains less than 2% of calcium phosphate, whey protein concentrate, salt, lactic acid, sorbic acid as a preservative, cheese culture, annatto and paprika extract (color), enzymes, vitamin d3.

 
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legal definitions:

Pasteurized process cheese (kraft singles), which is made from one or more cheeses (excluding certain cheeses such as cream cheese and cottage cheese but including American cheese), and which may contain one or more specified "optional ingredients" (includes both dairy and nondairy items). Moisture not more than 41%; fat in the solids, not less than 49%.

Pasteurized process cheese food (velveeta), which is made from not less than 51% by final weight of one or more "optional cheese ingredients" (similar to the cheeses available for Pasteurized process cheese), mixed with one or more "optional dairy ingredients" (milk, whey, etc.), and which may contain one or more specified "optional ingredients" (nondairy). Moisture must be <44%, and fat content >23%.

Pasteurized process cheese spread (cheez whiz), which is made similarly to pasteurized process cheese food but must be spreadable at 70° F. Moisture must be between 44% and 60%, and fat content >20%.

 
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Old 04-01-2014, 05:32 PM   #255
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non sequitur

 
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Old 04-01-2014, 09:36 PM   #256
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What do I ask him about it? He's right here btw.

 
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