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Old 06-05-2016, 11:31 PM   #151
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I'm starting to suspect Harambe opted out of a raw deal and tossed the child around to get blasted
suicide by zookeeper

 
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Old 06-05-2016, 11:31 PM   #152
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Haha at Zim joke

 
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Old 06-05-2016, 11:33 PM   #153
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suicide by zookeeper
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Old 06-05-2016, 11:33 PM   #154
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petition to have billiam change the lyrics to Bodies to HARAMBE SUICIDE

 
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Old 06-05-2016, 11:34 PM   #155
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What would this thread look like if the zookeeper that pulled the trigger was George Zimmerman?
It'd just verify Zimzam is an American hero.

 
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Old 06-05-2016, 11:34 PM   #156
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BONUS POINTS TO SIMULTANEOUSLY HAVE JEFF THUMP HIS CHEST

 
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Old 06-05-2016, 11:34 PM   #157
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SORRY CAPS

 
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Old 06-05-2016, 11:35 PM   #158
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IT'S OKAY

THIS IS LIKE AN OLD SCHOOL NETPHORIA CLUSTERFUCK THREAD I LOVE IT

 
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Old 06-05-2016, 11:35 PM   #159
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Old 06-05-2016, 11:36 PM   #160
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Old 06-05-2016, 11:38 PM   #161
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So majestic.

 
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Old 06-05-2016, 11:39 PM   #162
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to be fair human babies would do that too if we let them

 
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Old 06-05-2016, 11:40 PM   #163
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OR ZOOKEEPER HELP ME

 
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Old 06-05-2016, 11:40 PM   #164
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It looks like it came out of its asshole, reprise. (not a gorilla expert)

 
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Old 06-05-2016, 11:41 PM   #165
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On the plus side, that's one more point toward the argument that gorillas have mastered sustainable living.

 
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Old 06-05-2016, 11:47 PM   #166
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It looks like it came out of its asshole, reprise. (not a gorilla expert)
yeah the first gif wasn't loading when i first responded

 
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Old 06-05-2016, 11:48 PM   #167
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Proves gorillas win. There's vitamins created by bacteria livin in their intestinal tract that they are unable to absorb thru the intestinal wall, but can get at them by eating their feces after it has been passed......

and they didn't have to go to college to learn about bacteriology/gastroenterology: they just know it maaaaaaan

Plus we eat our own and each others' metaphysical shits everyday.

 
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Old 06-05-2016, 11:49 PM   #168
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Old 06-05-2016, 11:49 PM   #169
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pass the bong bro

 
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Old 06-06-2016, 12:38 AM   #170
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Old 06-06-2016, 12:49 AM   #171
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looks delicious

 
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Old 06-06-2016, 01:13 AM   #172
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Old 06-06-2016, 01:57 AM   #173
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Old 06-06-2016, 03:28 PM   #174
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haha that meme will never get old to me

 
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If the Orlando alligator is going to eat a 2-year-old toddler and you have to shoot one, who do you shoot?

 
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Old 06-15-2016, 04:30 PM   #176
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depends which one is muslim

 
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Old 06-15-2016, 05:13 PM   #177
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The alligator is a Muslim but the baby's parents have lost its birth certificate.

 
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Old 06-15-2016, 05:20 PM   #178
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is the baby white

 
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Old 06-15-2016, 09:21 PM   #179
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If the Orlando alligator is going to eat a 2-year-old toddler and you have to shoot one, who do you shoot?
nuke florida

 
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