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Old 04-24-2014, 07:48 PM   #31
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Hat snobs.




Hat.


Snobs.

 
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Old 04-24-2014, 07:48 PM   #32
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why is everyone so goddamned worried about being a hipster

 
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Old 04-24-2014, 07:49 PM   #33
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even people who are basically hipsters are worried about being hipsters

 
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Old 04-24-2014, 07:50 PM   #34
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The hipster boogeyman is such a douche though. Like the jock but cool and young.

 
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Old 04-24-2014, 07:50 PM   #35
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and it's like it's starbucks and local organic coffee shops at the same time

it's pabst blue ribbon and budweiser

it's the thrift store and american apparel

but the one common thread is that it's always about liking indie rock (but yet also kanye)

 
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Old 04-24-2014, 07:51 PM   #36
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if you know any fucking thing about rock music YOUR A HIPSTAR FUCK YOU, I'M IGNORANT AS SHIT AND I'M GONNA KEEP IT THAT WAY SOS I'M NOT A HIPSTAR

 
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Old 04-24-2014, 07:57 PM   #37
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Miladys are often racist as well, and are always punching above their weight. I would often have them complaining in my ear that they had such bad luck with girls but they'd never ask me out because my skin colour and size 12 feet made me incompatible with their waif-like, lady Guinevere-esque vision of what girls are. Friend-zoned by the miladies.

I think they don't have strong father figures/male role models in their lives, to model actual, attractive masculinity to them or something. They are nice guys to be friends with, when they have no sexual interest in you. I guess I was fortunate in that way.

 
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Old 04-24-2014, 07:59 PM   #38
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You and your patriarchal views of masculinity.

 
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Old 04-24-2014, 08:22 PM   #39
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All patriarchy has ever been missing is the right patriarch. You've had millions of years to come up with one and you're still throwing up these duds. Get it together, boys.

 
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Old 04-24-2014, 08:42 PM   #40
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why is everyone so goddamned worried about being a hipster
I have this theory that everyone has convinced themselves that hipster is like some sort of style identity or subculture but actually it's just lake the platonic ideal of generation y. generation y is very self-deprecating, and since the hipster is like the epitome of everything generation y stands for, everyone is terrified of being one.

 
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Old 04-24-2014, 08:42 PM   #41
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We thought we had it with Alexander but then he died like an idiot.

 
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Old 04-24-2014, 09:03 PM   #42
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I have this theory that everyone has convinced themselves that hipster is like some sort of style identity or subculture but actually it's just lake the platonic ideal of generation y. generation y is very self-deprecating, and since the hipster is like the epitome of everything generation y stands for, everyone is terrified of being one.
one of the smartest things you've said this year

just recently with the "are you a hipster" quiz trending on facebook (I got 14/100 which everyone here should know means the test is completely flawed) i said "I'm pretty sure every single millennial falls somewhere on the hipster spectrum."

To be honest that's probably not entirely true, and i'm biased because i live in a hiptropolis, but I'd say the majority of them are somewhere on that. I think we all know kreatorkind and fuzzyroses and the like are deliberately anti-hipster as some kind of grungebaby social demonstration. But still it's almost as if they obsess over hipsterism so they can do the opposite, which is almost sadder than just going to Buffalo Exchange and buying the new Vampire Weekend record so you can fit in.

I think this generation is self loathing sometimes with the amount of OMGZ HIPSTAR stuff. I have this friend that's like ANTI HIPSTAR to the max and he's always picking up on hipster bands like the national and black keys like 5-10 years after he could have been listening to them in the first fucking place. Like that's what pisses me off the most about deliberate musical ignorance, is that eventually some of these bands are going to hit the mainstream and then suddenly it's okay for you to like them, but you just missed out on enjoying them at small venues or being there when the new album drops...it's just dumber than shit.

i think ultimately though you're right, we don't like our own reflection. basically being culturally self branded consumer whores. but that is indeed what we are.

 
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Old 04-24-2014, 09:09 PM   #43
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that's a lot to read

 
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Old 04-24-2014, 09:10 PM   #44
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if it was about billy corgan you'd memorize every fucking word

 
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Old 04-24-2014, 09:14 PM   #45
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thrift stores are cheap, cheap beer is cheap. that's about it.

 
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Old 04-24-2014, 09:16 PM   #46
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I don't know why parliament lights weren't on that one
Fuck an American spirit

 
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i smoke american spirit, but yeah pfunks would be #2

 
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Old 04-24-2014, 09:46 PM   #48
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at college hipster was one of the favorite themes for parties. everyone dressed like normal except a little bit more.

 
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Old 04-24-2014, 10:16 PM   #49
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this topic is babyish and we need to move on

 
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Old 04-24-2014, 10:18 PM   #50
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parliament lights are the smoothest smoke

 
Old 04-24-2014, 10:25 PM   #51
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back to the OP, our generation has absolutely no dignity left and I feel sorry for us and hope the end comes soon

 
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Old 04-24-2014, 11:12 PM   #52
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Why aren't you guys citing portlandia already?


 
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Old 04-24-2014, 11:46 PM   #53
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oh it's so easy at this point

 
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Old 04-25-2014, 02:27 AM   #54
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i'm listening to steely dan

 
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Old 04-25-2014, 02:33 AM   #55
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women are such strange creatures but without them what would you do

 
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Old 04-25-2014, 03:09 AM   #56
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steely dan are the shit

 
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Old 04-25-2014, 07:07 AM   #57
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Is the shit

 
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And no wonder

Metro: Why jazz puts women in the mood for love

Kreatorkind to thread

 
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Old 04-25-2014, 11:30 AM   #59
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women are such strange creatures but without them what would you do

Same thing Jackson Browne did in the chorus of Rosie.


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I'm pretty sure if i try that with my gf she'll tell me to turn that fucking shit off. I have more chances with The Clash or maybe Pulp.

 
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Well she sounds like a right crass bint.

 
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