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Old 12-01-2013, 04:35 PM   #1
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Old 12-01-2013, 04:37 PM   #2
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Extraordinary Claim Made by American Geneticist

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The human species began as the hybrid offspring of a male pig and a female chimpanzee, a leading geneticist has suggested.

The startling claim has been made by Eugene McCarthy, of the University of Georgia, who is also one of the worlds leading authorities on hybridisation in animals...

In its conclusion he writes: 'I must admit that I initially felt a certain amount of repugnance at the idea of being a hybrid. The image of a pig mating with an ape is not a pretty one, nor is that of a horde of monstrous half-humans breeding in a hybrid swarm.

'But the way we came to be is not so important as the fact that we now exist. As every Machiavellian knows, good things can emerge from ugly processes, and I think the human race is a very good thing. Moreover, there is something to be said for the idea of having the pig as a relative.

 
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Old 12-01-2013, 04:46 PM   #3
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if we came from monkeys then why aint monkeys coming out of us

 
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Old 12-01-2013, 05:09 PM   #4
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Not The Onion?

 
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Old 12-01-2013, 05:23 PM   #5
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wut

 
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Old 12-01-2013, 05:27 PM   #6
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i think the far greater "wut" moment is this:

"and I think the human race is a very good thing."

lol, shut the fuck up

 
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Old 12-01-2013, 06:20 PM   #7
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We are bacon.

 
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Old 12-01-2013, 06:47 PM   #8
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yeah maybe we taste of pork

if that's the case we need to get on this cannibalism thing immediately

cannibalism is not a crime!

 
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Old 12-01-2013, 08:07 PM   #9
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as long as the person died from natural causes OR the person who killed them gets punished and doesn't get to eat them i dont see the problem

 
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Old 12-01-2013, 08:11 PM   #10
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that Machiavellian quote just doesn't make any sense, like, at all. if he's trying to say "like every clever person knows, good things can come from bad things", okay. then say that. Machiavellian /= "clever". using big words does not make you smart, dumbass.

 
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Old 12-01-2013, 08:13 PM   #11
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whatever.

you guys ever wonder what human tenderloin tastes like

 
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Old 12-01-2013, 08:34 PM   #12
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Old 12-01-2013, 08:42 PM   #13
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i'd eat human flesh only if i could be told what it was after i ate it. if i liked it, i'd want more.

 
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Old 12-01-2013, 08:44 PM   #14
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there was a period of time where i was really poor and got some food from a food pantry twice a month. they'd give you some frozen meat and once i got liver in my package. i was like, ok yeah im gonna try this shit. then it defrosted and my body revolted and i threw it out. it felt like i was trying to cook human.

so yeah dont tell me until after

 
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Old 12-01-2013, 08:49 PM   #15
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one time 28if bought 60 steaks from a door-to-door steak salesman in West Virginia. He cooked one for me when I came over and it was not cow. Unsure of origin.

 
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Old 12-01-2013, 09:08 PM   #16
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had liver a coupla times in my life and i thought it was pretty good, except it's got like veins in it and shit and i dunno i found that nasty.

apparently humans taste like pork.

 
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Old 12-01-2013, 09:08 PM   #17
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also, this is the dailymail

 
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Old 12-01-2013, 09:18 PM   #18
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one time 28if bought 60 steaks from a door-to-door steak salesman in West Virginia. He cooked one for me when I came over and it was not cow. Unsure of origin.
1) that's terrible
2) who buys meat from door to door salesmen
3) who buys meat from door to door salesmen and doesn't verify the cut of meat let alone the species

 
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Old 12-01-2013, 09:20 PM   #19
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believe me I asked all those questions and some others too

 
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Old 12-01-2013, 09:21 PM   #20
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28if believes it was deer. I am not so sure

 
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Old 12-01-2013, 09:23 PM   #21
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deer tastes pretty great

 
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Old 12-01-2013, 09:29 PM   #22
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yeah, pretty sure it wasn't a deer

 
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Old 12-01-2013, 09:32 PM   #23
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1) that's terrible
2) who buys meat from door to door salesmen
3) who buys meat from door to door salesmen and doesn't verify the cut of meat let alone the species
28if, apparently.

 
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Old 12-01-2013, 09:35 PM   #24
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aldi had some scandal where they were selling "up to 100%" deer meat as beef

went by an aldi the other day and they were still selling beef like nothing happened

you'd think they'd acknowledge it in some way, no?

 
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Old 12-01-2013, 09:46 PM   #26
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nope

 
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Old 12-01-2013, 09:47 PM   #27
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my best guess is that it was either horse or dog

 
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Old 12-01-2013, 09:52 PM   #28
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more than likely it was horse

which is only gross to americans really

the french use horse a lot

 
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Old 12-01-2013, 09:54 PM   #29
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the part I have trouble with is you and 28if having dinner

 
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Old 12-01-2013, 09:56 PM   #30
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liver is horrible, ate it growing up and only remember ever liking it once, havent had it in years

 
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