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Old 04-26-2014, 11:15 AM   #1
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Default My wife gave me her cold

How should I punish her?

 
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Old 04-26-2014, 11:25 AM   #2
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repeatedly leave your used tissues in her favourite coffee cup

 
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Old 04-26-2014, 12:20 PM   #3
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Grounds for divorce

 
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Old 04-26-2014, 02:02 PM   #4
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be gracious. it's the thought that counts.

 
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Old 04-26-2014, 04:59 PM   #5
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Not the worst thing she could have given you.


Though she still could have got it rom some other man. Time to go through her shit i'm afraid and ask her just WHERE THE FUCK she's been when she gets home

Even if she was just at work or something. That's always what they claim. Oh I was working. Oh yeah? Hmmm....from 9 TO 5? Well yeah that's my regular shift she'll say. Oh YEAH!? Well then why are you here at 5:30!? Because that's the time it takes to get here she says but WRONG see because you timed the two timing bitch and it usually takes her 28 minutes so WHERE THE FUCK Was she during those 2 minutes? FUCKING SOMEONE ELSE?!?!?

 
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Old 04-26-2014, 07:08 PM   #6
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Old 04-26-2014, 11:02 PM   #7
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How should I punish her?
with compassion and understanding

 
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Old 04-27-2014, 05:38 AM   #8
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Chocolate and a nice long chick flick, like Steel Magnolias or Divine secrets of the ya ya sisterhood.

 
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