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01-22-2020, 09:47 PM | #1 |
Ownz
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how do you identify a dogwood tree?
by the bark, of course!
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01-22-2020, 11:47 PM | #2 |
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
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01-22-2020, 11:47 PM | #3 |
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
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knock knock...
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01-23-2020, 12:29 AM | #4 |
Braindead
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How do you identify a bad joke?
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01-23-2020, 12:36 AM | #5 |
Braindead
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01-23-2020, 01:06 AM | #6 |
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
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01-23-2020, 01:58 AM | #7 |
Braindead
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Dishes who????
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01-23-2020, 02:08 AM | #8 |
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
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01-23-2020, 02:09 AM | #9 |
Braindead
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Oh, that's how
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01-23-2020, 07:46 AM | #10 |
Immortal
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01-23-2020, 02:06 PM | #11 |
Minion of Satan
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pinetree making dogwood tree jokes?
OP sounds racist |
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01-23-2020, 02:29 PM | #12 |
Janis Jopleybird
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Highlight to reveal the answer! Because it was dead. |
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01-23-2020, 02:40 PM | #13 |
Janis Jopleybird
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It helps if you've heard a few similar jokes before:
A man is sitting in a bar, minding his own business, when he hears the door open behind him. He turns around to see a strange man, dressed to the nines and surrounded by beautiful women, glide into the bar. The man is strange because he has a giant orange for a head. He and his entourage settle into a corner booth. Our guy tries to go back to his drink, but eventually his curiosity overtakes him and he goes to talk to this man. "I'm so sorry to interrupt, but I'd kick myself if I didn't come up and ask you what your story is." Orange man replies, "It's okay, I get it a lot. So, I found a genie in a bottle, right? And she said she'd grant me three wishes." "Wow," says our guy. "Yeah. So for my first, I wished to be rich. And suddenly I was obscenely wealthy. Great. For my second, I wished to be irresistible to women. Suddenly they're swarming me wherever I go. I'm loving this." Now our guy's ready to hear what he really wants to know about. "And?" Orange man sighs. "Yeah. For my third wish, and this is where I think I fucked it up, I wished to have an orange for a head." |
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01-23-2020, 03:46 PM | #14 |
Minion of Satan
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01-23-2020, 04:37 PM | #15 |
full of longing
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re OP: by the way that it is?
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01-31-2020, 04:49 PM | #16 |
Janis Jopleybird
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Just read this one:
What did Hitler say to his men before they got in their tanks? (highlight below to reveal) Right lads, time to get into the tanks |
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