This is the sound I've been singing my whole (fife) life

[mercurykingson]

why yes it has been time and a half since i left my trademark scrawl on yer black and white cyber web pages, but too much trouble that ruse coulda been and yer man cut the feed by banning yours truly. the irony of it staggers but heads up, robinsoncrusoe ceased to be me after 1-2 posts (back in time search for the mystery if you have the time which i do not). so in a world of fancy free cat tales, anderson cooper, las vegas neo-new wave bassists and raging drummers against machines (or is it raging machines against drummers? i don't know. let me know why the kids bemoan every boom boom drummer, from roland 87 to t-lee inc.) i come out of the inky shadows and hiding for just a few key points. grab a cup of first flush darjeeling, ZuZu style (hawk hawk) and listen on in a ramble guarenteed to cost more then the price of a download in today's day + age. first, haters gonna hate and hate with their sickles pointed at my neck for the limited edition monuments vinyl, which begs the question: is art and commerce interchangable by default? uncle sam sez yes and uncle bill sez to give something back for nothing is not good, nor fitting, nor noble or right, nor is giving back nothing for something; hence a business model of ZuZu, where tea is on the menu, but so is supporting all those pesky perks that come with it; like salaries for trusted co-laborers and the local scene (rememeber when scene mattered? neither do I) of johnny come lately playing an acoustic gig and jig because he grew up on yours truly. oh boy do I see through the oppertunistic bs as much as an old horse grown wise by spending time in the corporate donkey stall n thats why we have the great equalizer, peace in a cup, tea too, all God's green or black 100% antioxidant purity..so save your dime store questions as to the whats and the whys of business model number #1341, 'cause if i took you back to those cigar stained board meetings with mr. cigar who says ''no no no, this song is the worst on the album so its the first single. don't you see how it works on this end?'' then you'd never doubt venture capitalism that really is what makes sense in this equation, but not all equations, which is of course how the world works; meaning it makes no sense at all.That was a joke. Do you get it? neither do i. moving on. In all things Lacquer, lime green was a joke. do you get it? neither do i. moving on.
mixing! a penny for your thoughts. what did her howard say, via the strongarmed chain of command? pretty boys on the radio? Her George sez this, so take note: '' We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future.' Thank you sir George, my one and only. This is the sound I've been singing my whole (fife) life: so why won't/don't you listen? Hate mail, hate mail, and sickles pointed at me and my one and onlys because ''this sux du(!)de! this blows! this is too loud! this is not loud enough! this is too (jargon jargon, ad naseum) i'm listening on my (plug plug) and just not feelin' the groove this time silly billy and oh by the way, can you get me backstage so i can shake your smiling friendly hand? i'm a leper that always saved face and i love everything you ever did, including those mashed potater tots. can i get a group rate discount on my next visit ''.That was a joke. Do you get it? neither do i. moving on. somehow we lost our way friends. Now drink some Lacquer with me and do what you want to do, but when the circus comes into your town, remember wisely that we are an all american band ready to take you steady valentine. and we'll throw in a few freebies for good measure like we always do, because (cigar chomp), ''your business is our pleasure! or, ''your pleasure is our business!''.after all has been said and done, can we do any less? can you? andersoon coopers, are you listening?

-your (anti)hero/WPCUL8R

[Elphenor]

Billy your new album gargles ball sweat

[Tootles]

And your life still sucks Elf. Like the Nike slogan says "just do it"

[Elphenor]

haha

[houseofglass11]

http://i59.tinypic.com/4dpoi.jpg

[The exploding boy]

This is a bolly parody isn't it? I couldn't bother reading through, not cause of length but style.

[FoolofaTook]

then it must be a pretty good parody

[slunken]

Originally Posted by houseofglass11

http://i59.tinypic.com/4dpoi.jpg

http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/b.../sfdsdfsdf.jpg

HEY BLLY

[null123]

hm

[FoolofaTook]

yep

[Mals Marola]

T-O-O Long
D-I-D-N'-T read

[Butt Pope]

Hi Luvah.

[bye june]

If that ain't Billy it's a spot on troll.

[reprise85]

his love is strange

[bye june]

"I was the cuckold."

[Kahlo]

Excellent parody.

[Kahlo]

Entertainment Weekly gives the effort a "D," calling the post "both pretentious and confoundingly esoteric."

[houseofglass11]

"oh boy do I see through the oppertunistic bs as much as an old horse grown wise by spending time in the corporate donkey stall n thats why we have the great equalizer, peace in a cup, tea too, all God's green or black 100% antioxidant purity"

very LOL. but billy would have never misspelled "opportunistic" like that

[toase]

I love the FFVII Billy

[stripes]

tlldr

[bye june]

Originally Posted by robinsoncrusoe

It's not Billy and it's a pretty obvious troll.

ok

[mercurykingson]

Originally Posted by robinsoncrusoe

It's not Billy and it's a pretty obvious troll.

Perhaps if you look deep inside, you might realize how wrong you are...and you stole my account silly boy.

[reprise85]

how did he steal your account

deets please

[mercurykingson]

Its incredible how much you my people talk naughty things like your hearts have grown black from the wear and tear of your dark shrapnel heart implosions. Whatever happened to peace, love and good ol understandin'? I'm watching and so not impressed which is why yours truly doesnt much haunt these hallows much anymore. Love wins out in 2015? Your call. I say we can go back to being friends again if you remember the sugar rush of our first kiss and our 1991 slow dance to Snail. Your friend or frenemy? Love n sloppy kisses, candycanewalksdown man...

[mercurykingson]

Originally Posted by reprise85

how did he steal your account

deets please

Robinsoncrusoe ceased being me after a few posts. Dude is a ninja imposter...and an unlikable fella to boot.

[Butt Pope]

Billy, if it really is you please turn the vocals up in future album mixes. Thx.

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by mercurykingson

Robinsoncrusoe ceased being me after a few posts. Dude is a ninja imposter...and an unlikable fella to boot.

yes yes you said this. How did he steal it?

[toase]

Oh Billy, I think I like you again

[reprise85]

yeah not billy

[Butt Pope]

Billy please don't post here anymore.