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Old 09-11-2019, 01:24 PM   #1
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Old 09-12-2019, 08:47 AM   #2
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Every post a masterpiece, a visual journey into the true essence of wit, and a vibrant, gripping challenge, and reaffirmation, of our humanity.

 
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Old 09-12-2019, 10:49 AM   #3
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"Posts: 29,960"

i guess your father isn't the only one with a fondness for releasing things prematurely

 
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Old 09-12-2019, 12:20 PM   #4
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Old 09-12-2019, 12:36 PM   #5
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Old 09-12-2019, 12:52 PM   #6
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Old 09-12-2019, 05:05 PM   #7
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Thank you, FoolofaTook, for helping to keep this board alive with your delightful antics

Here’s to another 30,000

 
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Old 09-12-2019, 09:47 PM   #8
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Hair is almost as good foolf’s

But she can only dream of a hi score as hi as our naughtiest of hobbits

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Old 09-12-2019, 09:49 PM   #9
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Can we appreciate foolf’s hair in here, together

Also feel free please to share are there any poignant anecdotes of the life of a foolf you deign to relate upon us

 
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Old 09-15-2019, 06:34 AM   #10
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Old 09-15-2019, 07:24 AM   #11
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Yeah I think I will use this thread to share tales of Tookish Foolfery.

#1

I've already shared this one with my homebros on discord, but it bares repeating.

When I was maybe eight or so, my family came to the States for furlough (a summer every two years). My dad is from the Balkans, so he used to wear speedos. In fact, we had *matching* speedos.

Anyway, he wore his member-framing speedo with pride in Europe and Asia, but, alas, when in the States, I'm afraid the speedo wearing came to an end.

We tried to go swimming at the Andrews University gym pool and were stopped at the door. They said he had to wear trunks. He got PISSED. When he gets mad his big Bosnian head turns scarlet. LOL.

PS He doesn't shave his nethers so... yeah.

 
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Old 09-15-2019, 07:47 AM   #12
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Old 09-15-2019, 08:01 AM   #13
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I'll just quote the most important thing from the above post for Kahlo.

 
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Old 09-15-2019, 08:06 AM   #14
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Old 09-15-2019, 08:12 AM   #15
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I'll just quote the most important thing from the above post for Kahlo.
ha! thanks. If you could just filter the absolute fucking horror of his posts I'd appreciate it.

 
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Old 09-15-2019, 08:22 AM   #16
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and to think that since february i've given this fool FOUR pos reps.


wow.

 
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Old 09-15-2019, 11:01 AM   #17
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Old 09-15-2019, 12:56 PM   #18
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good job

can't wait 'til the next time you hit it, too!

 
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My dick is turning into a tree

 
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