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12-31-2018, 02:03 AM | #1 |
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do you inspect the celery?
LOL no of course you don't!
I never did. Fuck them fibrous veggies |
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12-31-2018, 06:40 PM | #2 |
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12-31-2018, 06:46 PM | #3 |
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12-31-2018, 10:16 PM | #4 |
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celery is okay with almond butter on it
but by itself, it has a slight funky smell to it - same with cauliflower |
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12-31-2018, 11:26 PM | #5 | |
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This Christmas, I thought my sister's vegan boyfriend would be coming over, so I marinated and roasted an entire cauliflower. He didn't come over, but it was delicious nonetheless. |
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01-01-2019, 03:18 AM | #6 |
Consume my pants.
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That was nice of ya. Don't get me wrong, I like both, I just can't stand either of them by themselves; gotta be done up
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01-01-2019, 11:53 AM | #7 | |
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https://assets.bonappetit.com/photos...oat-cheese.jpg a whole brined and roasted cauliflower. not sure if good for my thyroid, though. btw, love raw celery dipped in bleu cheese or ranch. |
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12-31-2018, 10:34 PM | #8 |
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Same with sperm.
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12-31-2018, 10:35 PM | #9 |
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12-31-2018, 10:43 PM | #10 |
Consume my pants.
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love dat sperm
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12-31-2018, 11:25 PM | #11 |
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With these quantities you're carrying, we can charge you with trafficking, buster. You're going to tell me all this is for personal use?
https://c8.alamy.com/comp/CX0RC2/fem...ion-CX0RC2.jpg |
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12-31-2018, 11:28 PM | #12 |
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Just the other day, I was thinking of how funny it'd be if somebody's favourite vegetable to juice were celery.
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01-01-2019, 12:44 AM | #13 |
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stroke those stalks
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01-01-2019, 01:17 AM | #14 |
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don't bother looking, just shove it in
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01-01-2019, 03:02 AM | #15 |
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
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it is the only common food i go out of my way to avoid, so deep is my hatred for it. ugh. disgusting and offensive. just awful
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01-01-2019, 03:54 AM | #16 |
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cauliflower smells pungent when it is cut up. broccoli not so much
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01-01-2019, 05:05 AM | #17 |
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I find cauliflower milder than broccoli. I can eat cauliflower raw, but broccoli, it's usually gotta be cooked, or else it feels too heavy and fibrous and tastes too strong.
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01-01-2019, 03:11 PM | #18 |
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yeah if imma eat raw celery, imma need a cup of ranch to help that dry shit go down
sorry lovers, not my favorite fruit |
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01-01-2019, 03:40 PM | #19 |
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Celery connoisseurs know that a shitty piece of celery will taste bitter, but a truly good piece of celery will taste delicious and sweet. No ranch needed
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01-01-2019, 03:42 PM | #20 |
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yeah straight celery is the shit. so crispy!
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01-01-2019, 03:46 PM | #21 |
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I was drunk last night and thought this thread was about broccoli
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01-01-2019, 03:56 PM | #22 |
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nah even a "good piece of celery" "needs" ranch or bleu cheese. who wants to be a celery connoisseur? loool
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01-01-2019, 04:02 PM | #23 |
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i think i'm on the verge of having a normal convo with yo soy
what are the symptoms of sanguineous apoplectic stroke? |
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01-01-2019, 04:08 PM | #24 |
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if you "need" ranch dressing on your vegetables, you're probably a fuckin child
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01-01-2019, 04:10 PM | #25 |
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ranch dressing SUCKS!!!
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01-03-2019, 01:42 AM | #26 |
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01-03-2019, 05:20 AM | #27 |
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01-01-2019, 04:25 PM | #28 |
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thanks for killing the mood rbg
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01-01-2019, 04:25 PM | #29 |
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and we we're just starting to get along...
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01-01-2019, 06:02 PM | #30 |
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i only "need" ranch on carrots, celery, & certain other "hand tray" type vegetables
zucchini, cucumbers & whatnot is the shit i eat RAW |
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