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01-17-2010, 02:18 PM | #1 |
Minion of Satan
Location: detroit, mi
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update on me
since i know ur all so interested. u will be happy to know i stopped fucking my ex wife. i moved on to nailing her friends. she wasnt thrilled about that. but that got old too so i started looking for a gf.
pause. b4 i get to that i would like to mention that my house was robbed 6 times recently...long story. also i quit my courier job for fear of getting caught embezzling money. so i started working at a dollar store where i banged the manager within the first week...then proceeded to move on to her friend the cashier. needless to say i was fired soon after that. um...its been so long i forgot where i left off with you guys. dated a crackhead whore for a minute until she stole my car for a day and left me with her kids. also she sold me fake pills which was the straw that broke the camel's back. so a few months ago i took my "best friend" to a court date downtown. he ended up in jail so i proceeded to pick up his gf and headed off to the bar. u can see where this is heading. sexy time. to be cont. |
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01-17-2010, 02:22 PM | #2 |
Immortal
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I have eight sexually transmissible diseases...
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01-17-2010, 02:23 PM | #3 |
Braindead
Location: I was just reading, right?
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my life is quite unsatisfying...
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01-17-2010, 02:24 PM | #4 |
Minion of Satan
Location: detroit, mi
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well in a nutshell he got out a week later and threatened to kill me. blah blah blah.
we r still together tho. she kicked him out and i moved in and things are actually looking up for once...besides the fact that i'm jobless and have no vehicle. did i mention she's a stripper? detroit what!? lol. |
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01-17-2010, 02:25 PM | #5 |
Minion of Satan
Location: detroit, mi
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01-17-2010, 02:30 PM | #6 |
Minion of Satan
Location: detroit, mi
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01-17-2010, 02:31 PM | #7 |
Braindead
Location: I was just reading, right?
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i feel bad for you
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01-17-2010, 02:32 PM | #8 |
Minion of Satan
Location: detroit, mi
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send me money
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01-17-2010, 02:33 PM | #9 |
Braindead
Location: I was just reading, right?
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your stripper gf will just steal it from you
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01-17-2010, 02:35 PM | #10 |
Minion of Satan
Location: detroit, mi
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lol. no. she's actually really nice. we had butt sex last night.
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01-17-2010, 02:35 PM | #11 |
Braindead
Location: I was just reading, right?
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sounds like a keeper, i guess
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01-17-2010, 02:39 PM | #12 |
Minion of Satan
Location: detroit, mi
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indeed. she doesn't cook but i prefer my own cooking anyway. she has ocd tho and keeps the house in perfect condition. we make a good team. <3
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01-17-2010, 02:41 PM | #13 |
Minion of Satan
Location: detroit, mi
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also i still like pizzza.
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01-17-2010, 02:44 PM | #14 |
Out fart the hottie!
Location: I have super gonorrhoea
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silent1, have you ever just considered on a whim to start a book club to discuss your favorite oprah book club books?
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01-17-2010, 02:49 PM | #15 |
Minion of Satan
Location: detroit, mi
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01-17-2010, 02:52 PM | #16 |
Minion of Satan
Location: detroit, mi
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those being a million little pieces and the secret.
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01-17-2010, 03:16 PM | #17 |
ILL KILL UR DOG
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01-17-2010, 04:09 PM | #18 |
The Man of Tomorrow
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wait, you were married?
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01-17-2010, 07:35 PM | #19 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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it's good to hear you don't have any kids yet
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01-17-2010, 07:48 PM | #20 |
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
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have you seen avatar?
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01-17-2010, 08:12 PM | #21 |
Minion of Satan
Location: detroit, mi
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01-17-2010, 08:15 PM | #22 |
Minion of Satan
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01-17-2010, 08:16 PM | #23 |
Minion of Satan
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01-17-2010, 08:19 PM | #24 | |
Minion of Satan
Location: detroit, mi
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Quote:
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01-17-2010, 08:30 PM | #25 |
huh
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01-17-2010, 08:32 PM | #26 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Planet Nintendu 64
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what was that about butt sex
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01-17-2010, 08:37 PM | #27 |
Minion of Satan
Location: detroit, mi
Posts: 7,158
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oh. i had some last night and was assured there would be a repeat tonight. i enjoy it.
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01-17-2010, 08:44 PM | #28 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: the mtns
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good to see u kept the crunk alive
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01-17-2010, 08:51 PM | #29 |
Minion of Satan
Location: detroit, mi
Posts: 7,158
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WHOOP WHOOP!
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01-17-2010, 09:32 PM | #30 |
Braindead
Location: The Ghetto
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silent1 i've been here longer than you but cant remember much about you. I thought you were a girl at first, probably confused with obscured01 or some shit.
But you sound like you'll be on Judge Mathis soon, before heading back home to the trailer park for some more buttsex with your best friends ex girlfriend / stripper. Maybe your estranged ex will sue you for child support on the kid you've never seen. Since you dont have a job or a car (must have flogged it again after getting it back from that crack whore, probably for crack, or some 'legit' pills) she's probably out of luck and has given up on you being any source of stablity or income for the little evolved ejaculation. Shoulda put that one in the butt too. Man I am impressed, you're right. |
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