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Old 10-25-2017, 10:59 PM   #61
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Was depressed today (didn't get the job) so I got hella stoned and ate two boxes of almond cranberry multigrain cereal with a gallon of whole milk.

Awaiting an anal apocalypse, a rectal cataclysm, a sphinctral deluge!!
dude... sorry about the job and your colon

 
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Old 10-26-2017, 01:47 AM   #62
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Regarding the job: it's ok. my parents will help me survive and I'll find another one.

Regarding the colon: just came back from a four hour trek (listened to vol 1 holy mtn dopesmoker variations on a theme) and scaraboosh! I thundered down into my ceramic throne! The last half mile was excruciating. had to walk fast and keep clenched.

 
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Old 11-02-2017, 11:26 PM   #63
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good to hear Fulltoke, keep it clenched.


and lookey here, more strangeness from a directed energy beam... perhaps. since when do trees burn from the inside out without a lightning strike?




 
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Old 11-03-2017, 01:20 AM   #64
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I ate a pot of black beans earlier. No bread no rice just straight beans. Now the scoriac rivers that restlessly roll are pouring forth from the gates of my unclenched sphincter.

 
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Old 11-03-2017, 01:21 AM   #65
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(They were preceeded by fierce blasts of flatulence)

 
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Old 11-03-2017, 04:35 AM   #66
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maybe that's what started these fires.

 
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