Horseshit Collection Vol. 1

[Mals Marola]

[WeilandFan]

http://www.alternativenation.net/bil...ana-2019-tour/

[Mals Marola]

the funny thing about Smashing Pumpkins & April 1st is that no fool's joke could actually be more disappointing than the reality of the band

[Mals Marola]

[FoolofaTook]

What’s surprised me about having a consciousness about spirituality or a relationship to, let’s call it a higher power, is that it’s a multi-dimensional shift. It’s not one singular destination and I think that does relate to the Fool’s journey in that sense. You’re not gonna conquer yourself, you’re not gonna understand God by sort of, one thing. You’re not gonna figure it out by praying. You’re not gonna figure it out by charity. You’re not gonna figure it out by throwing yourself off a roof and you’re not gonna figure it out by sitting on a mountain. You have to figure it all out, and that’s sort of the point, I think. So if you’re asking where I’m at in my spirituality, I think I’m in a good place, a balance where I have a deeper understanding of myself spiritually, but I’m also more invested in my life. Where for a time, I had a hard time understanding how life could be spiritual. Or being in a very materialistic culture like America, being in a very materialistic business like the music business, it was very hard for me to understand how I could be a spiritual person and still be successful. They seemed counterintuitive to each other and now, I’m at a point now where I don’t see it that way.

[johncg]

Originally Posted by Mals Marola

the funny thing about Smashing Pumpkins & April 1st is that no fool's joke could actually be more disappointing than the reality of the band

This is the sad truth.

[Oklahoma Sexual]

saw that too, around 19 minutes or so...

[Mals Marola]

Your thoughts?

[Corgan's Bluff]

Some could think the whole Alternative Nation-site is an April-joke:

https://www.alternativenation.net/gu...led-cant-play/

[Corgan's Bluff]

Will be in a month! As a birthday gift...

[FoolofaTook]

You really need to learn how to use English. I would be willing to tutor you.

You can pay me in weed.

[FoolofaTook]

So are your hyphenation skills.

[Corgan's Bluff]

You're in need of weed against your glaucoma.

[Mals Marola]

the above interaction made me chortle harder than any April Fools joke so far

[FoolofaTook]

[WeilandFan]

Originally Posted by Corgan's Bluff

Some could think the whole Alternative Nation-site is an April-joke:

https://www.alternativenation.net/gu...led-cant-play/

All year long.

Alternative Nation - Stay Cool and Be Somebody's Fool This Year

[FoolofaTook]

[krackhead]

your even worse than ratbastardquinto.

[FoolofaTook]

[Corgan's Bluff]

Flowers waiting for D'arcy... I once thought.

Sieh dir diesen Beitrag auf Instagram an

Ein Beitrag geteilt von WilliamPatrickCorgan (@williampcorgan) am Jan 16, 2018 um 8:31 PST

[myosis]

i'm not clicking any of those links. they could be lemonpartied for all i know.

[FoolofaTook]

Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan has announced his purchase of the Nirvana name from Dave Grohl, Krist Novoselic, Courtney Love, and Frances Bean Cobain for $1 billion.

“It definitely cost more than buying my NWA wrestling company,” Corgan laughed.

When asked where he got the money, Corgan said, “Let’s just say Nirvana will be doing a lot of touring in Saudi Arabia.”

Corgan has announced that Dave Grohl, Krist Novoselic, and Pat Smear have been dismissed, and will not be part of the new Nirvana.

He said, “Nirvana Inc. wishes Mr. Grohl, Mr. Novoselic, and Mr. Smear the best in their future endeavors.” Corgan added that they’re getting ‘generous’ severance packages, including early copies of the new Smashing Pumpkins Christmas album, and a limited edition vinyl record of his 8-hour ‘Siddhartha’ performance at Madame ZuZu’s Teahouse from 2014.

Corgan said he wants to go for a ‘full reboot’ of Nirvana, though he plans on using Bleach drummer Chad Channing as a special guest for ‘authenticity.’

Courtney Love will serve as Nirvana’s lead singer and guitarist, with former Foo Fighters drummer William Goldsmith on drums, and Smashing Pumpkins bassist Jack Bates on bass. Corgan said The Smashing Pumpkins and Nirvana will embark on a stadium tour of North America this summer, with Nirvana opening. The tour is billed as the ‘King of the 90’s Tour.’

When asked who that is referring to, Corgan said, “It’s fairly obvious.”

[Mals Marola]

if only we could be so lucky

[WeilandFan]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan has announced his purchase of the Nirvana name from Dave Grohl, Krist Novoselic, Courtney Love, and Frances Bean Cobain for $1 billion.

“It definitely cost more than buying my NWA wrestling company,” Corgan laughed.

When asked where he got the money, Corgan said, “Let’s just say Nirvana will be doing a lot of touring in Saudi Arabia.”

Corgan has announced that Dave Grohl, Krist Novoselic, and Pat Smear have been dismissed, and will not be part of the new Nirvana.

He said, “Nirvana Inc. wishes Mr. Grohl, Mr. Novoselic, and Mr. Smear the best in their future endeavors.” Corgan added that they’re getting ‘generous’ severance packages, including early copies of the new Smashing Pumpkins Christmas album, and a limited edition vinyl record of his 8-hour ‘Siddhartha’ performance at Madame ZuZu’s Teahouse from 2014.

Corgan said he wants to go for a ‘full reboot’ of Nirvana, though he plans on using Bleach drummer Chad Channing as a special guest for ‘authenticity.’

Courtney Love will serve as Nirvana’s lead singer and guitarist, with former Foo Fighters drummer William Goldsmith on drums, and Smashing Pumpkins bassist Jack Bates on bass. Corgan said The Smashing Pumpkins and Nirvana will embark on a stadium tour of North America this summer, with Nirvana opening. The tour is billed as the ‘King of the 90’s Tour.’

When asked who that is referring to, Corgan said, “It’s fairly obvious.”

First he replaced D'arcy, now Krist Novoselic. Master Bates is a rock and roll legend!

[Mals Marola]

the gall of anyone to think their shoes could not be filled by Jack Bates would be some very tall gall indeed

[FoolofaTook]

he'll fill a lot more than your shoes, if you know what i mean

[Mals Marola]

No, please explain in graphic detail

[fuzzyroes]

LOL I remember one year Alt-Nation had this same April Fools joke about Nirvana and Wes Scantlin from Puddle Of Mud haha

[WeilandFan]

Originally Posted by fuzzyroes

LOL I remember one year Alt-Nation had this same April Fools joke about Nirvana and Wes Scantlin from Puddle Of Mud haha

Frances Bean was fronting Nirvana last year. This is different though, Billy isn't fronting Nirvana, he bought Nirvana and hired newbies so he could use the band name to help push a Smashing Pumpkins stadium tour.

[Ram27]

Originally Posted by Mals Marola

No, please explain in graphic detail

Jack pulls a blue bracelet off your wrist....