Your own personal All-Time Netphoria Hall Of Fame

[wHATcOLOR]

was feeling nostalgic this evening. who is in your all-time netphoria hall of fame?

let's limit it to 7 people so you're forced to make some hard choices and not simply creating a list of people you like and/or respect

i found it helpful to look through a few old threads to refresh my memory and lessen recency bias

here are mine:

Luke De Spa
Mariner
Devious J
tehb0lly!!1
Glasgowkiss
smashingjj
Mayfuck


i reserve the right to edit this list as memories come back to me

who's in yours?

[Cool As Ice Cream]

CherubDaydream
MonteLDS
c_wilson
TOC
Catherine Wheel
fuzzyroes

[FoolofaTook]

FOAT is missing

[Cool As Ice Cream]

if toc is five, if toc is five, if toc is five, then the monty is six, then the monty is six, then the monty is six, then the monty is six
and if the monty is six, then TOOK IS SEVEN , THEN TOOK IS SEVEN, THEN TOOK IS SEVEN

[Shallowed]

This Baphomet cocksucker's gone to heaven

[reprise85]

luke de spa
trotskilicious
whatcolor
smashingjj
noyen
dean_r_koontz
cork_soaker

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by Shallowed

This Baphomet cocksucker's gone to heaven

its bamophet, bro.

get it right.

[Elvis The Fat Years]

The Motherf'in Davster



End. Of. List.

Close thread.

[ninsp]

The Omega Concern

[Disco King]

I'm too new to have a valid opinion on legendary Netphorians, but I can tell you a thing or two about great O-Boarders.

Mskied

That guy who claimed that Jane's Addiction, Soundgarden, and Smashing Pumpkins lyrics were stolen from letters he wrote as a child

Frosty/Roseanne

SaintRenee

Snail33 (pretty much the Trots of the Oboard)

That guy with the avatar of Bill Cosby enjoying an ice cream cone who got indignant when people dared to rate SP songs because it is "disrespectful" and they are "all equally good."

MonkeySnot

RoundAndRound

[myosis]

take that shit to the oboard yo

[Elphenor]

Originally Posted by Disco King

Snail33 (pretty much the Trots of the Oboard)

ahh no man, that's harsh

[Run To Me]

I don’t like to do this

I wanna celebrate this fucken board, man, the thing that’s made by everyone who passss thru here

[Run To Me]

Hard to pick fave legends

The Board = the legend to me, man!

Just loggin in here, we did it boy/girls, we’ree living, sakes alive,and we logged in

[Disco King]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

ahh no man, that's harsh

Honestly, the only reason I'm sure he's not Trots is that he had some musical projects, and Trots complained about being unable to learn guitar.

Both were extremely bitter people. Both picked the most minor of differences of opinion and taste as cause to go off on other people. They had similar attitudes about their body-image issues. Both had issues controlling anger in online spaces. Both would try to elicit pity in others in order to excuse their behavior (through health problems or problems socializing).

Mirror images, each one the player on the other Pumpkins board.

[Elphenor]

Trots was smart, funny, and had hot takes

he would build imaginary caricature versions of some boarders and then rage at them and that did get goofy

Snail33 was a MRA, not even good at being elitist, and I don't remember anything redeeming about him ultimately

[ninsp]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

Trots was smart, funny, and had hot takes

he would build imaginary caricature versions of some boarders and then rage at them and that did get goofy

Snail33 was a MRA, not even good at being elitist, and I don't remember anything redeeming about him ultimately

trots went off on borderline psychotic rants that got uncomfortable

he tried to doxx me over some trivial bullshit

Snail didn’t seem to be generally sociopathic

[Elphenor]

you deserved it because you suck

[ninsp]

Originally Posted by Elphenor

you deserved it because you suck

you’re about as useless as a VHS tape in 2018

[ilikeplanets]

legendarily bad is easier to pick than legendarily good

[ilikeplanets]

that said, i have no nominees

[Disco King]

I don't remember much about Snail's politics. I remember him going off on somebody for saying Beastie Boys was one of the best hip-hop bands, because he took issue with somebody ignoring a lot of black artists to call a white group the best in the genre. Seemed like something Trots might say.

I don't remember him being an MRA, but I could definitely see it, it's common amongst people with Snail's personality. Trots had more progressive gender views, but he couldn't always separate them from his own experience, and would seem to fall into familiar talking points about "fake nerd/sports fan girls," women being shallow because they won't date him even though fat women can still get dates with thinner men, and certain posters only being tolerated because they are women. He kind of used the same rhetoric that he'd probably jump down somebody else's throat for using when it suited him. But overall, yeah, he was pretty pro-feminist.

[ninsp]

Omega will always be my favorite because he would harmlessly talk to himself in his ridiculous tin foil hat threads

[FoolofaTook]

rip toc

[smashingjj]

This is a hard one. Probably forgetting loads

DeviousJ
wHATcOLOR
noyen
Graveflower
Reprise85
ChristHimself!
Order 66

[smashingjj]

Eyesbomb

[fuzzyroes]

Trotskilicious
MonteLDS
Cwilson
The Omega Concern
Slunken
Banana
DeviEver

[Fonzie]

Mayfuck owes me $10

Absolute shitty cunt of a dude.

[wHATcOLOR]

that's right Mayfuck, he's calling you out!!!

[wHATcOLOR]

pay up and settle your debt