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Old 01-30-2009, 03:02 PM   #1
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FUCK THE CREASE




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Old 01-30-2009, 03:12 PM   #2
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disgusting

that looks like it belongs to an infant

 
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Old 01-30-2009, 03:14 PM   #3
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we all can't have vaginas like gods i guess

 
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Old 01-30-2009, 03:56 PM   #4
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Old 01-30-2009, 04:11 PM   #5
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My friends and I came up with another one last night involving a dude ejaculating into instruments, like a trumpet, and then the bro plays the instrument in such a way that it blows the ejaculate out onto the random pornstar.

 
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Old 01-30-2009, 04:16 PM   #6
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My friends and I came up with another one last night involving a dude ejaculating into instruments, like a trumpet, and then the bro plays the instrument in such a way that it blows the ejaculate out onto the random pornstar.
sounds good

but whats the title???

 
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Old 01-30-2009, 04:16 PM   #7
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dude that's fucked
Yeah, well, Fuck the Crease and Fuck the Four Corners aren't so pretty either, now are they? But you know what, they're all gonna make me stinkin' rich.

 
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Old 01-30-2009, 04:17 PM   #8
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sounds good

but whats the title???
I dunno, probably something involving blowing horns.

 
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Old 01-30-2009, 04:17 PM   #9
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i need to hear titles and possible ideas for sequels before i agree to invest in this endeavor.

the 'fuck the crease' franchise is golden.

 
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Old 01-30-2009, 05:04 PM   #10
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Lose weight.

 
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Old 01-30-2009, 06:19 PM   #11
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i dont want one of these

 
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