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Janis Jopleybird
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![]() Check out this cool thing I thought of to say in a fight
Okay so let's say you're getting into it with a guy at a bar, just swinging wildly, fists to the face, of course you're winning, and the guy's friend comes up to support him You picturing this? So you say, get this, this is what you say, "Hey man, you wanna go halfsies with your friend on this knuckle sandwich?" If you got the inflection right I bet they'd both take off with their tails between their legs What are other good things to say while delivering an ass-beating You can pretend you've ever been in a fight and actually said it or not, it's all cool |
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Braindead
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Immortal
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![]() Try it out and let us know how it works mr bird
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Brazilian Blouselord
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![]() What’s the setup? Like just a bar room brawl/beatdown? Or do we get to create our own scenarios, and then deliver our line?
Sort of seems like cheating if you get to do both. |
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THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
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![]() definitely cool, i like it.
if they don't run away like we hope, right before you deliver the blow you could try something like, "ok, coming right up then... with extra mustard!!" *punch* |
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Minion of Satan
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![]() "Hey guys, can't we just put our differences aside & be friends?"
works every time! |
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Janis Jopleybird
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![]() Quote:
This was largely inspired by action movies where the hero delivers a corny line upon defeating/killing the enemy, so I'm fine with whatever unlikely situation you want to imagine |
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Minion of Satan
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![]() I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
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Boardcaster
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![]() “Hey if you’re tired of losing this fight, let’s just roshambo for it instead and l’ll go first.”
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Boardcaster
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![]() “Winamp really whips the llama’s ass, but you’re going to wish you were that llama by the time I’m through with you!”
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Minion of Satan
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![]() I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.
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Minion of Satan
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![]() I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
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Apocalyptic Poster
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![]() this is the great pagoda (slaps ass) of fun
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that person
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![]() Can somebody explain okcupid to me?
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that person
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Braindead
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![]() I hope whoever assassinates Donald Trump says to him, just before delivering the killing blow,
"Hey, Donald. You're fired." ![]() |
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Minion of Satan
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Instead, let him die in prison choking on the biggest brownest boner that can be found! But yeah, “you’re fired” would be cool, during or near the end of the special throatfuck |
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