Rad things to shout while whipping ass

[topleybird]

Check out this cool thing I thought of to say in a fight

Okay so let's say you're getting into it with a guy at a bar, just swinging wildly, fists to the face, of course you're winning, and the guy's friend comes up to support him

You picturing this? So you say, get this, this is what you say, "Hey man, you wanna go halfsies with your friend on this knuckle sandwich?"

If you got the inflection right I bet they'd both take off with their tails between their legs

What are other good things to say while delivering an ass-beating

You can pretend you've ever been in a fight and actually said it or not, it's all cool

[Shallowed]

[TuralyonW3]

Try it out and let us know how it works mr bird

[duovamp]

What’s the setup? Like just a bar room brawl/beatdown? Or do we get to create our own scenarios, and then deliver our line?

Sort of seems like cheating if you get to do both.

[wHATcOLOR]

definitely cool, i like it.

if they don't run away like we hope, right before you deliver the blow you could try something like, "ok, coming right up then... with extra mustard!!" *punch*

[Mals Marola]

"Hey guys, can't we just put our differences aside & be friends?"

works every time!

[topleybird]

Originally Posted by duovamp

What’s the setup? Like just a bar room brawl/beatdown? Or do we get to create our own scenarios, and then deliver our line?

Sort of seems like cheating if you get to do both.

I was picturing bar fights, but if you'd get a better line in with a different setup, I'm totally okay with it

This was largely inspired by action movies where the hero delivers a corny line upon defeating/killing the enemy, so I'm fine with whatever unlikely situation you want to imagine

[myosis]

I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!

[Skradgee]

“Hey if you’re tired of losing this fight, let’s just roshambo for it instead and l’ll go first.”

[Skradgee]

“Winamp really whips the llama’s ass, but you’re going to wish you were that llama by the time I’m through with you!”

[myosis]

I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.

[myosis]

I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.

[toase]

this is the great pagoda (slaps ass) of fun

[smashingjj]

Can somebody explain okcupid to me?

[smashingjj]

Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR

definitely cool, i like it.

if they don't run away like we hope, right before you deliver the blow you could try something like, "ok, coming right up then... with extra mustard!!" *punch*

And this is for getting blood on my whip!

[Shallowed]

I hope whoever assassinates Donald Trump says to him, just before delivering the killing blow,

"Hey, Donald. You're fired."

[Run To Me]

Originally Posted by Shallowed

I hope whoever assassinates Donald Trump says to him, just before delivering the killing blow,

"Hey, Donald. You're fired."

Assassinated? Gosh let’s hope not, then we’ll have Pence

Instead, let him die in prison choking on the biggest brownest boner that can be found!

But yeah, “you’re fired” would be cool, during or near the end of the special throatfuck