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Old 01-16-2018, 05:15 PM   #5671
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just talked to my uncle. doesn't look good. he said he'd call me again but salzburg looks unlikely.

monique is due in 22 minutes. why am i doing this? not even that interested (plus i'm better looking tbh)

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 05:18 PM   #5672
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the fuck

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 05:19 PM   #5673
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what? it's true. have you seen my hair?

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 05:26 PM   #5674
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eleven minutes. i still have enough time to run away...

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 05:28 PM   #5675
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just talked to my uncle. doesn't look good. he said he'd call me again but salzburg looks unlikely.

monique is due in 22 minutes. why am i doing this? not even that interested (plus i'm better looking tbh)
But what would you do if you walked past a barber shop and saw a dude standing there?

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 05:28 PM   #5676
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Took, why are you wasting this poor girl's time?

Whatever you do, just be gentle.

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 05:29 PM   #5677
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put my hair down and walk upwind, like a falcon

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 05:31 PM   #5678
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this was her idea! i just wanted to exchange emails. it will be ok. and awkward.

and she's not a girl. she is a grown-ass woman.

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 05:31 PM   #5679
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why does it matter if you are more attractive than her

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 05:31 PM   #5680
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ok so i lied. i put off last weeks meeting until this week. this is the first one.

fuck. five minutes.

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 05:34 PM   #5681
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this was her idea! i just wanted to exchange emails. it will be ok. and awkward.

and she's not a girl. she is a grown-ass woman.
None of this negates the advice I gave you. If you're not interested, don't string her along just because you're bored and/or don't know what to do.

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 05:35 PM   #5682
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put my hair down and walk upwind, like a falcon
I'm sorry, but the correct answer was "go inside and hope that his junk brushes up against you at some point during the hair-cutting."

Thanks for playing. Better luck next time!

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 05:38 PM   #5683
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I just want to be friends and I am guessing she feels the same way which is why in her last name she stressed her last name.

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 05:39 PM   #5684
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i have had many a scintillating hair cut in seoul, by men and women. they shampoo your hair first AND afterwards.

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 05:39 PM   #5685
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ok shes two minutes late. if she doesnt show up by the time this cowboy bebop episode downloads im fleeing.

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 05:40 PM   #5686
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564 megabytes to go.

come on uloz.to!

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 05:41 PM   #5687
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And yet, no eXistenZ. Still. You fuck.

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 05:41 PM   #5688
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You better Czech yourself.

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 05:43 PM   #5689
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Old 01-16-2018, 05:47 PM   #5690
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And yet, no eXistenZ. Still. You fuck.
dude it takes half an hour to download a 22 minute episode (500 megs) a movie takes forever. AND ITS IN CZECH.

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 05:48 PM   #5691
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11 minutes late. maybe i am in luck and she stood me up?

fingers crossed lolol.

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 05:48 PM   #5692
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i told her i would be here until six like a dumbass

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 05:53 PM   #5693
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Hi Jonny,

I will plan to come by the library a bit after 3 pm tomorrow (Tuesday) when I finish with my students for the day.

Have a good day!


damn. how long should i wait?

why o why did i do this?

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 06:04 PM   #5694
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I think it's about time you learnt Czech


 
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Old 01-16-2018, 06:07 PM   #5695
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Czech yourself before you wreck yourself.

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 06:22 PM   #5696
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aw. she's cute and sweet. and kind. that was nice.



thank god i didn't run.

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 07:50 PM   #5697
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How do we know you're not lying, having put off this meeting until next week?

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 07:55 PM   #5698
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Went with the gf to a gourmet burger place.
This was one of those situations where the meal was so expensive that my mind went in "you have to eat every side dish down to the last piece of potato and drip of sauce to get your money's worth" mode.

I regret that decision now.

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 08:03 PM   #5699
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How do we know you're not lying, having put off this meeting until next week?
How do I prove it? You just have to trust me.

It went pretty well. We talked for about half an hour. I think I screwed up a bit at the end. She wanted to help me find books on Jerusalem but I was all like later plz currently I am deep into the Vedas. Then she left. So I could have hung out longer with her. Hmm. But she told me to let her know if I have any more questions. Maybe in a couple of weeks? I dunno.

One thing. She's been to Petra so many times it bores her. Wtf. And she said a flood washed away debris and now they are uncovering twice as many Nabatean structures UNDER the canyon floor. I was like woah.

 
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Old 01-16-2018, 08:05 PM   #5700
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She was dressed real nice. Boots...

Heh.

 
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