These Fires aren't stopping... - Page 3

reprise85 · 10-25-2017, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

Was depressed today (didn't get the job) so I got hella stoned and ate two boxes of almond cranberry multigrain cereal with a gallon of whole milk.

Awaiting an anal apocalypse, a rectal cataclysm, a sphinctral deluge!!

dude... sorry about the job and your colon

FoolofaTook · 10-26-2017, 01:47 AM

Regarding the job: it's ok. my parents will help me survive and I'll find another one.

Regarding the colon: just came back from a four hour trek (listened to vol 1 holy mtn dopesmoker variations on a theme) and scaraboosh! I thundered down into my ceramic throne! The last half mile was excruciating. had to walk fast and keep clenched.

The Omega Concern · 11-02-2017, 11:26 PM

good to hear Fulltoke, keep it clenched.

and lookey here, more strangeness from a directed energy beam... perhaps. since when do trees burn from the inside out without a lightning strike?

FoolofaTook · 11-03-2017, 01:20 AM

I ate a pot of black beans earlier. No bread no rice just straight beans. Now the scoriac rivers that restlessly roll are pouring forth from the gates of my unclenched sphincter.

FoolofaTook · 11-03-2017, 01:21 AM

(They were preceeded by fierce blasts of flatulence)

The Omega Concern · 11-03-2017, 04:35 AM

maybe that's what started these fires.

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10-26-2017, 01:47 AM	#62
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	Regarding the job: it's ok. my parents will help me survive and I'll find another one. Regarding the colon: just came back from a four hour trek (listened to vol 1 holy mtn dopesmoker variations on a theme) and scaraboosh! I thundered down into my ceramic throne! The last half mile was excruciating. had to walk fast and keep clenched.

11-02-2017, 11:26 PM	#63
The Omega Concern Banned Location: stay, far, away Posts: 8,986	good to hear Fulltoke, keep it clenched. and lookey here, more strangeness from a directed energy beam... perhaps. since when do trees burn from the inside out without a lightning strike?

11-03-2017, 01:20 AM	#64
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	I ate a pot of black beans earlier. No bread no rice just straight beans. Now the scoriac rivers that restlessly roll are pouring forth from the gates of my unclenched sphincter.

11-03-2017, 01:21 AM	#65
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria Posts: 37,218	(They were preceeded by fierce blasts of flatulence)

11-03-2017, 04:35 AM	#66
The Omega Concern Banned Location: stay, far, away Posts: 8,986	maybe that's what started these fires.