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01-01-2014, 07:53 PM | #31 |
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will this tv program get me back into Swamp Thing?
I have the first decade's worth of Swamp Thing comics and I'm not watching this show if it doesn't get me excited about Swamp Thing again |
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01-01-2014, 08:17 PM | #32 |
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Swamp Thing is always good.
The movie was a real tearjerker. |
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01-01-2014, 09:22 PM | #33 |
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01-01-2014, 09:52 PM | #34 |
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anyone seen the blob? remember when it pulled that guy through the ladder snapping him right in half? haha.
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01-02-2014, 02:33 PM | #35 |
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kevin smith used to be huge around these parts, nimrod was personally thinking of suckin his dick
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01-02-2014, 02:42 PM | #36 |
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honestly that dude was like a gen y/millenial superhero back in the day and i swear there has been swift, and lasting backlash against him that has practically stuck
i remember when it was en vogue to hate will ferrell but that didn't work half as good as the backlash about kevin hackalicious smith |
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01-02-2014, 02:46 PM | #37 |
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but lets be real here, will ferrell is funny as hell and possibly an american treasure but admittedly involved in some bad pics to make a buck, Kevin Smith pretends to be a director and writer, yet he hasn't progressed a single inch beyond his phallocentric debut
and he's a REALLY REALLY BAD director holy shit i mean say what you will about his writing, and it's not great, but his direction is an artistic embarassment. Bad performances, terrible shots, clunky exposition. |
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01-02-2014, 03:37 PM | #38 |
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like nobody's gotten worse performances out of ben affleck than kevin smith like it's remarkable and i don't think affleck is that bad as others thinks
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01-02-2014, 03:46 PM | #39 |
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like i never thought i'd see an actor make my eyes water from horrible acting but ben affleck in dogma just was like blurry eyed horror, god he's so awful in that and meanwhile matt damon is phoning it in, with a terrible director, and running fuckin circles around his homie
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01-02-2014, 04:14 PM | #40 |
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kevin smith seems like a caring friend.
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01-02-2014, 05:46 PM | #41 |
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he's probably shitty to women, just a hunch
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01-02-2014, 06:29 PM | #42 | |
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01-02-2014, 06:31 PM | #43 |
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slunk i think it was really about connecting with nerdbros and showing that anyone can make a movie even regular nice guy nerdbros like kevin smith
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01-02-2014, 06:37 PM | #44 |
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Right. Just like I said.
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01-02-2014, 09:05 PM | #45 |
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well you could say that about lots of things but lets deconstruct kevin smith into his various parts
at this point i would make a fat joke etc |
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01-03-2014, 02:47 PM | #46 |
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He seems loyal to his friends. He started a comic shop and got his longtime comic friend from school to run it. He babysat Jason Mewes for years when he didn't really have to.
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01-03-2014, 05:09 PM | #47 |
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01-03-2014, 05:11 PM | #48 |
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and it's no secret matt damon is a bad-ass actor and a pretty cool dude. ben affleck is lucky to know him. any of us would be.
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01-03-2014, 05:16 PM | #49 |
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it's sweet how much he loves his mom, too.
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01-03-2014, 05:41 PM | #50 |
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idk if he is shitty towards women but probably terrified of them is more accurate.
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01-03-2014, 08:42 PM | #51 |
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nah it's that shitty nerd sexism where it's a combo of terror, resentment and paternalism
i just think about all the stuff about how many dicks that girl sucked and how the she's the grilfriend of the kevin smith surrogate in clerks because there's always a kevin smith surrogate in the movie, that's why he's a shitty writer. and i'm aware that he is silent bob as well but actually the central character in dogma is pretty positive so i'm just being condescending for no reason but i would like to make a thread about matt damon and how he is in the tradition of guys like jack nicholson maybe |
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01-03-2014, 11:35 PM | #52 | |
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the character of randal was based on real life friend bryan johnson. that guy is abysmal. but a lot of the minor characters in his movies are either real people he grew up with or based on real people he grew up with. the more i learn the more i see that most of his movies are based on walter flanagan (the older kid that introduced kevin to the world of comics - brodie from mallrats was based off of him and walter played multiple characters in clerks and mallrats) and bryan johnson. kevin smith attributes his sense of humor to this guy and he really is a nightmare. if anything i would blame him. kevin does. http://images.amcnetworks.com/blogs....ohnson-325.jpg so what i'm saying is that all his movies contain surrogates of people from his real life. |
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01-03-2014, 11:37 PM | #53 |
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01-04-2014, 03:25 AM | #54 |
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@ThatKevinSmith: Gents: like spraying it all over her rack? U won't be able to if we let the cancer win, so PONY-UP, TITTY-FUCKERS! http://www.boobiethon.com
@ThatKevinSmith: Let it never be said I don't put my money where my mouth is: all over dem titties! Just donated $500. http://www.boobiethon.com/d... @ThatKevinSmith: I'm more of an ass man, but until they start SAVE THE BROWNEYES, I'm about SAVING ALL THOSE FAT TITTIES! http://www.boobiethon.com/ @ThatKevinSmith: Via @ShirtNinja "tweets boobiethon.com & /. the site. means lots are interested in saving titties!" Why not? One more place to put ur dick! @ThatKevinSmith: Via @TaylorBetz "You get laid more in pre or post production?" Post, easily. I'm a big finisher: all over the chesticles. Give 2 @boobiethon |
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01-04-2014, 04:31 AM | #55 |
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people really read that filth
twitter is an abomination unto civilization i demand it to be outlawed |
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01-04-2014, 04:33 AM | #56 |
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also kevin smith should be deported
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01-04-2014, 02:42 PM | #57 |
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That is pretty horrible but if you notice it's all advertising.
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01-04-2014, 02:45 PM | #58 |
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If I was being forced to acknowledge and participate in something called "boobiethon" I would probably say the most horrible and crass things that came to mind too.
Boobiethon you guys. Boobiethon. |
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01-04-2014, 02:46 PM | #59 |
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He's a marketing nightmare that will attach his name to anything to make a buck.
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01-04-2014, 02:50 PM | #60 |
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To surmise the real shock is that he's involved not what he's saying.
It reminds me of a story he once told where he got Ben affleck to write a tag line blurb for one of his movies and so whilee Kevin didn't like the first one it turned into a challenge of who could make the worst tagline. |
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