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02-25-2017, 12:20 PM | #31 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Id love 2 punch ur avatar in the face.
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02-25-2017, 12:31 PM | #32 |
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02-25-2017, 12:44 PM | #33 | |
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Now yeah not lifting the seat bugs me so much... nothing is worse than finding little droplets on top of the seat. Un-Cool. |
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02-25-2017, 01:16 PM | #34 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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that's what women do. they don't lift the seat but are too afraid to sit on it and try to hover and piss all over the seat and on the floor.
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02-25-2017, 02:05 PM | #35 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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Women. Are. Filthy.
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02-25-2017, 02:07 PM | #36 |
Minion of Satan
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The stools at work are the grodiest. Talking streaks on the seats, man. Have to do a good couple wipes with tp, then place the paper sanitary cover, then drape multiple additional 12"-18" strips of tp on top of that cause it doesn't cover the whole thing (plus you need like 2 to 3 layers b/w the skin and the brown-streaked seat cmon!) by that time it's lunch already, so you go to lunch
After lunch, come back and do it again, hopefully no one comes and uses the next stall (there are only 2 adjacent stalls for a floor full of a dozen at least disgusting man asses--barbaric!) post a couple posts to netpho, and wallah -- quittin time!!! |
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02-25-2017, 02:10 PM | #37 |
Minion of Satan
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Wish teh b0lly!!1 would come back and post some pics of the doomcloset mopbucket bathroom holes he's found in the people's republic
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02-25-2017, 02:20 PM | #38 |
Brazilian Blouselord
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Remember that thread about that woman leaving cunt funk on a seat?
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02-25-2017, 02:21 PM | #39 |
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02-25-2017, 02:42 PM | #40 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Cunt funk?
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02-25-2017, 02:43 PM | #41 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Great name for a (post) punk band.
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02-25-2017, 04:21 PM | #42 |
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02-25-2017, 05:55 PM | #43 |
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02-25-2017, 06:01 PM | #44 |
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02-25-2017, 06:10 PM | #45 |
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02-25-2017, 06:13 PM | #46 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Was she hot? (scale of 1-10 plz)
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02-25-2017, 07:02 PM | #47 |
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02-25-2017, 07:20 PM | #48 |
Minion of Satan
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02-25-2017, 07:28 PM | #49 |
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Link to thread pls
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02-25-2017, 07:30 PM | #50 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Ibs =involuntary bowel secretion?
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02-25-2017, 08:04 PM | #51 |
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02-25-2017, 08:16 PM | #52 |
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02-25-2017, 08:17 PM | #53 |
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02-27-2017, 05:36 PM | #54 |
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My healthy poo is back
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02-27-2017, 06:42 PM | #55 |
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02-27-2017, 07:59 PM | #56 | |
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02-27-2017, 08:02 PM | #57 |
Minion of Satan
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cannot unsee
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02-27-2017, 11:15 PM | #58 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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I can't bring myself to read 3 pages of this thread but in case it hasn't been said, this is a common problem for many dudes as they get older. It can be a symptom of a more serious issue, but it is most likely urine just pools in your urethra. Shaking wildly is not going to do the trick. Press gently on the underside of your penis right where it meets your testicles and stroke forward to move the remaining urine from hanging out back there. Yes, seriously. Yes, this will work. You will never drip again. You're welcome.
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02-28-2017, 01:14 PM | #59 |
Minion of Satan
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Press gently and stroke forward hmmm I'll try it!
(still gonna shake shake shake like there's nooooooo tomorrow tho) |
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