A question for the guys (no girls allowed!)

[FoolofaTook]

Id love 2 punch ur avatar in the face.

[myosis]

[LaBelle]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

50%??? I sure hope so. You really shouldn't miss more than 4.76-9.3% of the time. (These are rough estimates).

And always lift the seat.

Oh, I was being facetious. I know it's not that often.

Now yeah not lifting the seat bugs me so much... nothing is worse than finding little droplets on top of the seat. Un-Cool.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

that's what women do. they don't lift the seat but are too afraid to sit on it and try to hover and piss all over the seat and on the floor.

[duovamp]

Women. Are. Filthy.

[run2pee]

The stools at work are the grodiest. Talking streaks on the seats, man. Have to do a good couple wipes with tp, then place the paper sanitary cover, then drape multiple additional 12"-18" strips of tp on top of that cause it doesn't cover the whole thing (plus you need like 2 to 3 layers b/w the skin and the brown-streaked seat cmon!) by that time it's lunch already, so you go to lunch

After lunch, come back and do it again, hopefully no one comes and uses the next stall (there are only 2 adjacent stalls for a floor full of a dozen at least disgusting man asses--barbaric!) post a couple posts to netpho, and wallah -- quittin time!!!

[run2pee]

Wish teh b0lly!!1 would come back and post some pics of the doomcloset mopbucket bathroom holes he's found in the people's republic

[duovamp]

Remember that thread about that woman leaving cunt funk on a seat?

[duovamp]

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[FoolofaTook]

Cunt funk?

[FoolofaTook]

Great name for a (post) punk band.

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by duovamp

Remember that thread about that woman leaving cunt funk on a seat?

oh god, yes. but didn't we determine it was a poop-like substance?

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by crabshack

also love being halfway through a piss and thinking "fuck this" so you pinch it off and sit down for the rest.

Must spread rep

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by LaBelle

Can anyone explain or justify why guys like to pee around the toilet and not in it?

Same reason why people can't follow basic traffic patterns in grocery store aisles.

Most people are stupid.

[run2pee]

Originally Posted by reprise85

oh god, yes. but didn't we determine it was a poop-like substance?

She had some kinda ibs and was wearing short skirts and thongs, and yes, she was sharting all over the work chairs

[FoolofaTook]

Was she hot? (scale of 1-10 plz)

[duovamp]

Originally Posted by reprise85

oh god, yes. but didn't we determine it was a poop-like substance?

Did we?

[run2pee]

Originally Posted by duovamp

Did we?

iirc

she was on a juicer/liquid diet, with ibs

and was leaving frothy green half-digested sharts around the office

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Link to thread pls

[FoolofaTook]

Ibs =involuntary bowel secretion?

[reprise85]

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

Link to thread pls

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthre...vaginal+fluids

[ohnoitsbonnie]

http://i.imgur.com/uQwcK3g.png
I'm good at sex you're bad at sex I'm good at sex you're bad at sex I'm very very good at sex

[ohnoitsbonnie]

[qwerty sp]

My healthy poo is back

[LaBelle]

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon....2L._SY355_.jpg

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by reprise85

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthre...vaginal+fluids

Bookmarked.

[myosis]

cannot unsee

[redbreegull]

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

Does this ever happen to you: You pee, you thoroughly shake "it" off, put "it" away and then have a little bit of pee dribble down your leg after the fact?

I can't bring myself to read 3 pages of this thread but in case it hasn't been said, this is a common problem for many dudes as they get older. It can be a symptom of a more serious issue, but it is most likely urine just pools in your urethra. Shaking wildly is not going to do the trick. Press gently on the underside of your penis right where it meets your testicles and stroke forward to move the remaining urine from hanging out back there. Yes, seriously. Yes, this will work. You will never drip again. You're welcome.

[run2pee]

Press gently and stroke forward hmmm I'll try it!

(still gonna shake shake shake like there's nooooooo tomorrow tho)