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Old 06-21-2009, 08:35 PM   #1
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Default I just caught a fly with my BARE HANDS

Never in my life have I been able to do this and I bet I will never do it again.

 
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Old 06-21-2009, 08:39 PM   #2
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Toby with the Obama-like reflexes!

 
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Old 06-21-2009, 08:46 PM   #3
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I feel like davy crocket or whatever...didn't he kill a berr with his bare hands?

 
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Old 06-21-2009, 09:07 PM   #4
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he drank a beer with bear hands.

 
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Old 06-21-2009, 09:57 PM   #5
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you probably won't. I did it once years ago. haven't done it since. It's depressing when I try to do it and miss too.

 
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Old 06-21-2009, 09:58 PM   #6
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but can you do it with chop sicks???

 
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Old 06-21-2009, 10:00 PM   #7
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One time I swatted a fast-moving fly out of midair. These things really only happen once.

 
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Old 06-21-2009, 10:19 PM   #8
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was it a normal fly or one of the big alley bumblefly ones.

 
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Old 06-21-2009, 11:00 PM   #9
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did you eat it or set it free?

 
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Old 06-21-2009, 11:01 PM   #10
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eat it? gross

 
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Old 06-21-2009, 11:05 PM   #11
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i caught one by the wings once, i was proud of myself

 
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Old 06-22-2009, 12:44 AM   #12
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I punched a fly on a window once. It was in high school.

 
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Old 06-22-2009, 12:46 AM   #13
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That's nothing man. I catch moths and feed them to my rats.

 
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Old 06-22-2009, 12:52 AM   #14
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once i was eating at a restaurant with my hand resting on the table, index finger raised about an inch off the surface. a fly walked right under it and all i had to do was drop my finger and i squashed it. stupid, stupid fly.

 
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Old 06-22-2009, 01:08 AM   #15
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I punched a fly on a window once. It was in high school.
I punched a fly through a window once. Once.

 
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Old 06-22-2009, 01:13 AM   #16
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i knew a guy who put one on a thread leash once..

 
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Old 06-22-2009, 01:14 AM   #17
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Oh and I just remembered that my rat Sadie would catch flies and eat them. She was a beast

 
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Old 06-22-2009, 01:14 AM   #18
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Rats love their small game

 
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Old 06-22-2009, 01:45 AM   #19
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Rats love their small game
fly is a gamey meat... very chewy.

 
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Old 06-22-2009, 06:14 PM   #20
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there was a time i would have caught all three o_O

 
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Old 06-22-2009, 08:06 PM   #21
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i did that once.

 
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Old 06-23-2009, 06:14 AM   #22
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i think i've posted this before but one time i stepped on and killed a fieldmouse that was in my mums house

it was unintentional and in a dark room but still, what are the chances

luckily i wasnt bare footed

 
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Old 06-23-2009, 05:40 PM   #23
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Old 06-23-2009, 06:33 PM   #24
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but can you do it with chop sicks???
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I pictured obama saying this

 
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