Who Is Joey Goldberg - Page 3

smashingjj · 04-01-2020, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by topleybird

I didn't know this was a mystery to anyone

One regular on the board stopped posting and then like two days later Joey appeared with the exact same posting style, frequency, and banter with Took in every thread

gotta be slunken

smashingjj · 04-01-2020, 01:43 PM

or just one of my alts

MplsTaper · 04-01-2020, 01:50 PM

Squish Squash · 04-08-2020, 02:45 PM

He's clearly Moby

Joey Goldberg · 04-08-2020, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smashingjj

gotta be slunken

Ouch!

sorry, that wasn't a reponse to your post, I just stubbed my toe on a nearby table corner after hitting the quote button

Joey Goldberg · 04-08-2020, 02:49 PM

the real question isn't "Who is Joey Goldberg," anyway

it's What the hell happened to Karl Connor???

FoolofaTook · 04-08-2020, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smashingjj

or just one of my alts

Squish Squash · 04-08-2020, 03:00 PM

Okay guys, I've narrowed down who Joey might actually be to these 4 people:

Moby-The frontrunner, he is bitter that The Bald Lord Corgan has a message board dedicated to his music and wants to convince SP fans that he is true Lord of Baldness.

Kenny Aronoff-He is feeling nostalgic for the good old days in which he dressed like a Tour de France biker and maniacally pounded the drums during the Adore tour.

Some guy actually named Joey Goldberg-boring, but we have to consider all the possibilities here.

And the most shocking possibility...

Mr. James Yoshinobu Iha himself-James always had an interesting sense of humor and an air of mystery. Could the enigmatic Joey Golberg be our boy James?

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Joey Goldberg Minion of Satan Location: andy dick NAKED Posts: 8,218	the real question isn't "Who is Joey Goldberg," anyway it's What the hell happened to Karl Connor???

04-08-2020, 03:00 PM	#68
Squish Squash Apocalyptic Poster Location: I should kick you in the sides Posts: 2,265	Okay guys, I've narrowed down who Joey might actually be to these 4 people: Moby-The frontrunner, he is bitter that The Bald Lord Corgan has a message board dedicated to his music and wants to convince SP fans that he is true Lord of Baldness. Kenny Aronoff-He is feeling nostalgic for the good old days in which he dressed like a Tour de France biker and maniacally pounded the drums during the Adore tour. Some guy actually named Joey Goldberg-boring, but we have to consider all the possibilities here. And the most shocking possibility... Mr. James Yoshinobu Iha himself-James always had an interesting sense of humor and an air of mystery. Could the enigmatic Joey Golberg be our boy James?