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Trotskilicious · 07-10-2014, 02:30 AM

remembering that mewl shit is killing me right now what the fuck happened to that thread

null123 · 07-10-2014, 02:30 AM

I totally believe Elphenor is real I just think he's lying about his age. He's 14-15 at most.

D. · 07-10-2014, 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

hey guys remember when mewl came back and he was all super into islams and he explained it to us that he had an acid trip or soemthing and woke up next to the koran, and so he read it and it changed his damn life

i feel like something like that happened to this guy, but instead of the koran it was a book about post punk

wasn't it like, he picked islam because the koran was the closest book in arm's reach to him at the moment?

null123 · 07-10-2014, 02:36 AM

Like Elphenor I understand that you are from the suburbs and have no identity and no clue, I'm sure many of us can relate. But it's time to make some normal friends, apologize to your parents, get some real hobbies, try a sport. Make sure to take as many AP classes as possible once you hit junior year. Read a book (NOT "ON THE ROAD". NOT A ROCK BIOGRAPHY.) Develop a sense of shame. Stop thinking England is cool.

noyen · 07-10-2014, 02:40 AM

she came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge...

There is this version they do with a bagpipe type drone that just makes me all tingly inside.

Elphenor · 07-10-2014, 02:43 AM

I'm 20 years old. I used to be really into basketball.
I've read a ton a books.

I have a sense of shame outside this forum. England IS cool. I suppose I do have some normal friends, Im not sure what that means.

Cool As Ice Cream · 07-10-2014, 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

elph saw drug abuse happen with his own eyes

did it involve heavy drugs or non-heavy drugs?

noyen · 07-10-2014, 02:46 AM

You can live your dreams through movies and TV. Go to Cambodia. Check out Iceland. Live the birth of jazz. Attend Woodstock 2 and watch Fred Durst invent punk rock.

Trotskilicious · 07-10-2014, 02:47 AM

ENGLAND IS NOT COOL READ SOME FUCKING HISTORY

Cool As Ice Cream · 07-10-2014, 02:47 AM

http://i58.tinypic.com/2je4cj9.jpg

http://i61.tinypic.com/25a81f5.jpg

Elphenor · 07-10-2014, 02:49 AM

I mean, I just pretty much said there are some drugs I'd like to try for perspective reasons. And that the way I live my life is more boring than Id like.

And now I'm a 14 year old who wants to do heroin.

redbreegull · 07-10-2014, 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noyen

it's not only imperfect but completely fucking full on retard. meth refers to meth. amphetamine refers to amphetamine. speed refers to both, as well as a host of pharmaceutical drugs. speed=stimulant.

sure, maybe, I dunno. I've only ever heard people in real life refer to speed to mean amphetamine.

null123 · 07-10-2014, 02:52 AM

Remember how in the early 2000s dudes would gel their hair into a ski slope shape in the front

Elphenor · 07-10-2014, 02:54 AM

Hahahaha.

I was wondering if you kept that picture

Elphenor · 07-10-2014, 02:55 AM

The one with the guitar. The 2nd I posted here

Elphenor · 07-10-2014, 02:57 AM

Im like stupidly tired right now, but can't sleep Btw

So I can understand if you get a retarted little kid vibe from my posts

Cool As Ice Cream · 07-10-2014, 03:05 AM

i'm also tired. and i can't sleep, but that's mainly because i'm at work.

null123 · 07-10-2014, 03:11 AM

I'm about to pull an all-nighter but I have to drink this Dr Pepper first.

Trotskilicious · 07-10-2014, 03:55 AM

getting up at noon for work is now getting up "early" so i can be until six and shit, it's like the best

Cool As Ice Cream · 07-10-2014, 04:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elphenor

Hahahaha.

I was wondering if you kept that picture

didn't you post a prom pic too? i can't find it.

i found this though: http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=60339951
http://i62.tinypic.com/2eo8lsk.png

http://i59.tinypic.com/kd98rc.png

http://i62.tinypic.com/29lixro.jpg http://i61.tinypic.com/16c9nwi.jpg

Cool As Ice Cream · 04:31 AM

selfie in the toilet, selfie in the garage.

and then you call your life boring? you're living the life, man!

null123 · 04:49 AM

I'm cryin

null123 · 07-10-2014, 04:51 AM

"Long, tall, and handsome Rock n Roller with a passion for all things edgy, liberal, and unique"

Writing this sentence should be punishable by 20 years of hard labor

Cool As Ice Cream · 07-10-2014, 04:55 AM

"Im attending school to acheive a job in politics."

stay in school, kids!

Trotskilicious · 07-10-2014, 04:56 AM

and yet i can't help but think that he's a typical netphorian cierca 2001

he was born when MCIS came out!

Trotskilicious · 07-10-2014, 04:57 AM

he was fucking born that year

null123 · 07-10-2014, 05:03 AM

Ethnicity: Caucasian Gemini with Black hair

Trotskilicious · 07-10-2014, 05:09 AM

that was my favorite part

I'm a Caucasian Taurus with Brown Hair

Cool As Ice Cream · 07-10-2014, 05:29 AM

i'm an aryan taurus.

fuzzyroes · 07-10-2014, 08:06 AM

marge simpson

07-10-2014, 04:17 AM	#141
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	selfie in the toilet, selfie in the garage. and then you call your life boring? you're living the life, man! Last edited by Cool As Ice Cream : 07-10-2014 at 04:31 AM.

07-10-2014, 04:42 AM	#142
null123 Minion of Satan Location: bye Posts: 7,266	I'm cryin Last edited by null123 : 07-10-2014 at 04:49 AM.

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07-10-2014, 02:30 AM	#121
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	remembering that mewl shit is killing me right now what the fuck happened to that thread

07-10-2014, 02:30 AM	#122
null123 Minion of Satan Location: bye Posts: 7,266	I totally believe Elphenor is real I just think he's lying about his age. He's 14-15 at most.

07-10-2014, 02:36 AM	#124
null123 Minion of Satan Location: bye Posts: 7,266	Like Elphenor I understand that you are from the suburbs and have no identity and no clue, I'm sure many of us can relate. But it's time to make some normal friends, apologize to your parents, get some real hobbies, try a sport. Make sure to take as many AP classes as possible once you hit junior year. Read a book (NOT "ON THE ROAD". NOT A ROCK BIOGRAPHY.) Develop a sense of shame. Stop thinking England is cool.

07-10-2014, 02:40 AM	#125
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,795	she came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge... There is this version they do with a bagpipe type drone that just makes me all tingly inside.

07-10-2014, 02:43 AM	#126
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	I'm 20 years old. I used to be really into basketball. I've read a ton a books. I have a sense of shame outside this forum. England IS cool. I suppose I do have some normal friends, Im not sure what that means.

07-10-2014, 02:46 AM	#128
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,795	You can live your dreams through movies and TV. Go to Cambodia. Check out Iceland. Live the birth of jazz. Attend Woodstock 2 and watch Fred Durst invent punk rock.

07-10-2014, 02:47 AM	#129
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	ENGLAND IS NOT COOL READ SOME FUCKING HISTORY

07-10-2014, 02:47 AM	#130
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	http://i58.tinypic.com/2je4cj9.jpg http://i61.tinypic.com/25a81f5.jpg

07-10-2014, 02:49 AM	#131
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	I mean, I just pretty much said there are some drugs I'd like to try for perspective reasons. And that the way I live my life is more boring than Id like. And now I'm a 14 year old who wants to do heroin.

07-10-2014, 02:52 AM	#133
null123 Minion of Satan Location: bye Posts: 7,266	Remember how in the early 2000s dudes would gel their hair into a ski slope shape in the front

07-10-2014, 02:54 AM	#134
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	Hahahaha. I was wondering if you kept that picture

07-10-2014, 02:55 AM	#135
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	The one with the guitar. The 2nd I posted here

07-10-2014, 02:57 AM	#136
Elphenor Braindead Location: TX Posts: 16,289	Im like stupidly tired right now, but can't sleep Btw So I can understand if you get a retarted little kid vibe from my posts

07-10-2014, 03:05 AM	#137
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	i'm also tired. and i can't sleep, but that's mainly because i'm at work.

07-10-2014, 03:11 AM	#138
null123 Minion of Satan Location: bye Posts: 7,266	I'm about to pull an all-nighter but I have to drink this Dr Pepper first.

07-10-2014, 03:55 AM	#139
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	getting up at noon for work is now getting up "early" so i can be until six and shit, it's like the best

07-10-2014, 04:51 AM	#143
null123 Minion of Satan Location: bye Posts: 7,266	"Long, tall, and handsome Rock n Roller with a passion for all things edgy, liberal, and unique" Writing this sentence should be punishable by 20 years of hard labor

07-10-2014, 04:55 AM	#144
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	"Im attending school to acheive a job in politics." stay in school, kids!

07-10-2014, 04:56 AM	#145
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	and yet i can't help but think that he's a typical netphorian cierca 2001 he was born when MCIS came out!

07-10-2014, 04:57 AM	#146
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	he was fucking born that year

07-10-2014, 05:03 AM	#147
null123 Minion of Satan Location: bye Posts: 7,266	Ethnicity: Caucasian Gemini with Black hair

07-10-2014, 05:09 AM	#148
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,439	that was my favorite part I'm a Caucasian Taurus with Brown Hair

07-10-2014, 05:29 AM	#149
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,743	i'm an aryan taurus.

07-10-2014, 08:06 AM	#150
fuzzyroes Banned Posts: 21,169	marge simpson