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[ATS]

(CNN) -- A Johns Hopkins University student killed an apparent burglar with a samurai sword after discovering the man in his garage, police said Tuesday.

Baltimore, Maryland, police received a phone call shortly before 1:30 a.m. Tuesday about a suspicious person, and an off-duty officer arrived at the scene with campus security, city police spokesman Anthony Guglielmi said.

When authorities arrived, they heard calls for help and for police, he said. They discovered a suspected burglar with a severed left hand and severe lacerations to his upper body, Guglielmi said.

The suspect died at the scene, he said.

The man had entered a home where several Johns Hopkins students lived, Guglielmi said. Four students, one armed with a samurai sword, had confronted the suspect in the garage.

The man "lunged" at the students, and the student with the sword defended himself, severing the man's left hand and cutting his upper body, Guglielmi said.

Police did not release the name of the suspect, who Guglielmi said had a long criminal history, or that of the student.

Police questioned the three witnesses, Guglielmi said, and released them. It was not immediately clear whether all four students lived at the house, he said.

Authorities are determining whether the student will face criminal charges, Guglielmi said.

Burglars had taken two laptops and a Sony PlayStation from the students' home Monday, Guglielmi said.

The burglary suspect had been released from prison Saturday, Guglielmi said.

[ATS]

SEVERED LEFT HAND

[YSEM]

at least he deserved it.

[ATS]

more like

at least he is at peace now


;_'

[TheMilstead]

Maybe I'm just incredibly ignorant, but I thought you don't face charges when defending yourself.

[ATS]

murdering someone with a samurai sword is not self-defense. of course he'll beat the rap because he is a have and he killed a have not

honestly there are bad gun owners oiut there but every katana ownever ive ever met was juist aching to kill someone with it

[dean_r_koontz]

baltimore niggaz off the hook

[ATS]

more like baltimore niggaz are captain hook

[TheMilstead]

"The man 'lunged' at the students, and the student with the sword defended himself, severing the man's left hand and cutting his upper body, Guglielmi said."

[Eulogy]

Originally Posted by TheMilstead

"The man 'lunged' at the students, and the student with the sword defended himself, severing the man's left hand and cutting his upper body, Guglielmi said."

he died from his wounds. if you lunge at me (as if to punch/tackle/kick/cut me), and i fucking kill you with a fucking samurai sword, then the self-defense argument doesn't (shouldn't...sometimes it does) hold up.

[Mablak]

Well the man did lunge at the students; the student with the sword merely defended himself. He severed the man's left hand and cut his upper body.

[Eulogy]

AND KILLED HIM.

[hnibos]

yEA hE sHOULD hAVE gOTTEN hIS aSS bEAT iNSTEAD aND hIS sHIT sTOLEN

[TheMilstead]

If an intruder in your house lunged at you, and you had no clue what he was trying to pull, wouldn't you do what you could to stop him?

[Eulogy]

Originally Posted by TheMilstead

If an intruder in your house lunged at you, and you had no clue what he was trying to pull, wouldn't you do what you could to stop him?

eh. maybe the fact that he was in their house makes it less likely that he is legally in the wrong.

i dunno where are the netphorian lawyers

[Floppy Nono]

what kind of idiot lunges at four people, let alone if one of them was armed with a samurai sword. if he had lunged at them while he was holding a gun and he shot him would this be as much of an issue? is the issue that he killed him or that he killed him with a samurai sword?

[Elvis The Fat Years]

Originally Posted by Eulogy

i dunno where are the netphorian lawyers

they're off the payroll thanks to the economy.

unless nimrod gets a second job and doubles his income to 2 million a year.

[Eulogy]

also how do we know about this "lunging?" because the dude who killed someone with a fucking samurai sword said he was lunged at?

come on. kid just wanted to cut a motherfucker up.

[TheMilstead]

And you can't really fault him for that.

[Toast]

National Samurai Association plans a vigorous defence of the home owner

[duovamp]

I dunno, sitting in your house all day waiting for an excuse to brutally murder someone shouldn't really be written off as having the same nature of luckily defending one's self against an imminent threat.

[Future Boy]

Kid should've gotten his money's worth and gone for a headshot.

[Joe]

and the number of jobless in americia drops by one

[Mablak]

What happened to the tried and true anime nerd's dream, becoming a giant tentacle monster and fucking fifty identical looking animated women at the same time?

[Nimrod's Son]

who cares, this piece of shit was just released from prison and IMMEDIATELY breaks into a house. good fucking riddance no matter what the Eulogies of the world have to say

[Ugly]

Originally Posted by Eulogy

if you lunge at me and i fucking kill you with a fucking samurai sword

I quite like this sentence fragment.

[Joe]

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

who cares, this piece of shit was just released from prison and IMMEDIATELY breaks into a house. good fucking riddance no matter what the Eulogies of the world have to say

this totes.

you can't fry em but you can shred them.

one time i went out on my porch to smoke and some asshole was rummageing through my car, i whipped out the nine mill and unloaded at him. i was not trying to kill him per se just trying to scare him off and not shoot out my windsheild. but i live in the middle of nowhere down a long dirt road, so once he started running off i aimed for the head. either way i either missed him or just nicked him in the leg. if i would have killed him it whould have been awesome though, because the law says trespassers on your property are targets, fire away.

[ATS]

2 bad he didnt have a gun, he would have laid you out 4 good after you fired wildly into the air, you scumbag

[Joe]

he is the one breaking into cars and i'm the scumbag

[ATS]

he's a have not and youre a have so yeah you are a scumbag for putting a man's life at risk who just wants the things he will never have that society tells him he needs to live a meaningful existence