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Old 05-30-2016, 10:54 PM   #61
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hey guys should I go for a run? it's more humid than the underside of a scrotum in boxer briefs in july, but I haven't exercised in days

first poster to respond decides my night

 
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Old 05-30-2016, 10:58 PM   #62
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are you people seriously going to force me to make this decision by myself

 
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Old 05-30-2016, 11:05 PM   #63
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Once I figured out that dream punches are slow and weak as if you are fighting underwater, I turned to simply picking people up and repeatedly slamming them into surfaces or other people until death or the desired level of injury eventuates.

This very particular set of skills seems to carry into new dreams by default and I've never really looked back.

 
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Old 05-30-2016, 11:08 PM   #64
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are you people seriously going to force me to make this decision by myself
Take a nap who cares

 
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Old 05-30-2016, 11:08 PM   #65
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Although I go insane if I don't go for one walk a day

 
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Old 05-30-2016, 11:11 PM   #66
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I've already walked a few miles today but I need to get my heart rate up

 
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Old 05-30-2016, 11:14 PM   #67
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Lift in order that your Snoop Dogg physique gets the meat it's been crying out for.

 
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Old 05-30-2016, 11:21 PM   #68
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I've already walked a few miles today but I need to get my heart rate up
J.o. sesh after the game?

 
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Old 05-30-2016, 11:22 PM   #69
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I've resigned myself to perpetually being a pale as shit skinny like scott weiland lookin motherfucker. But I don't want to have a heart attack in my 40s, so I gotta get that shit pumping

 
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Old 05-30-2016, 11:31 PM   #70
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Exactly, start masturbating furiously. Get your hips into it. Fuck the hand.

 
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Old 05-30-2016, 11:53 PM   #71
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learn how to snake dance like axl rose

 
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Old 05-31-2016, 12:47 AM   #72
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Were they good though?? That is dedication.
Yeah they were delicious.

It's not that bad, it only takes that long cause my steamer is crappy and I have to cook them in batches of 3.
with a decent stacked steamer you can cook a full serving in 15 minutes.

 
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Old 05-31-2016, 12:59 AM   #73
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learn how to snake dance like axl rose
be mine serpentine

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Old 05-31-2016, 03:16 AM   #74
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been doing some daily pushups lately

that's all i got

 
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Old 05-31-2016, 03:49 AM   #75
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talk to me

 
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Old 05-31-2016, 09:56 AM   #76
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so this lady called shirly mccunt (or something) is making art videos with her fingering fruits

it's oddly brilliant
and really fucking disturbing


 
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Old 05-31-2016, 10:08 AM   #77
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like lovers do

 
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Old 05-31-2016, 10:34 AM   #78
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Wtf she was all gentle with it then she just mashed it. The FUCK.

 
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Old 05-31-2016, 10:42 AM   #79
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well i heard "bitches like it rough"

is that not troo?
maybe it will come tru 4 me 1 day

 
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Old 05-31-2016, 11:07 AM   #80
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My back hurts, I feel 90 years old

 
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Old 05-31-2016, 12:06 PM   #81
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well i heard "bitches like it rough"

is that not troo?
maybe it will come tru 4 me 1 day
do u like 2 fuck only 1 way?

 
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Old 05-31-2016, 12:40 PM   #82
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i'm listening to Outside by Stain'd. it's so lol and puke in my mouth and it's so fucking terrible and i'm enjoying thinking how fucking terrible it is and hating on it but i'm still listening to this and it's so bad it makes me sick
"Lemme see them lighters, y'all"

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Old 05-31-2016, 04:49 PM   #83
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slow and sensual is best

 
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Old 05-31-2016, 07:47 PM   #84
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slow and STONED

 
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Old 05-31-2016, 10:34 PM   #85
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this thread is an abomination

 
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Old 05-31-2016, 10:42 PM   #86
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Do I post in all these threads now

 
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Old 06-01-2016, 12:49 AM   #87
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slow and sensual is best
true
but you need to mix it up and open a can of whoopass once in a while

 
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Old 06-01-2016, 12:51 AM   #88
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i would like to clarify that my above post does not endorse violence against the fairer sex

 
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Old 06-01-2016, 12:55 AM   #89
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lol the other night when I was in the middle of it with Pizza Girl, she moaned, "HARDER!" and then got this awkward look on her face and said really dead pan, "I mean, if you are able."

 
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Old 06-01-2016, 12:58 AM   #90
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Doesn't sound like a particularly positive review, to be honest.

 
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