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Old 04-04-2007, 11:46 PM   #91
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Whoa. Really? Every single girl friend I've ever had that we have that conversation together always says they get the most cravings for sex when on their period. Myself *******d. Whenever I'm getting close to my period the amount of sex or innuendo in my dreams increases by ten fold, too.
i always, always crave it during and immediately before. i daydream about it, dream about it, it's maddening.

 
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Old 04-04-2007, 11:47 PM   #92
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Whoa. Really? Every single girl friend I've ever had that we have that conversation together always says they get the most cravings for sex when on their period. Myself *******d. Whenever I'm getting close to my period the amount of sex or innuendo in my dreams increases by ten fold, too.
i think she had fun and all that but she might have still been too self conscience to really climax.

wow, this is a pretty candid thread for no one really snickering and giggling like kids.

 
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Old 04-04-2007, 11:48 PM   #93
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i always, always crave it during and immediately before. i daydream about it, dream about it, it's maddening.
so now you know what it's like to be a guy during the entire month

 
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Old 04-04-2007, 11:51 PM   #94
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i think she had fun and all that but she might have still been too self conscience to really climax.
the best sex i've ever had was period sex. i think i was actually less self conscious than normal.

 
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Old 04-04-2007, 11:52 PM   #95
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once again being on birthcontrol is not just for sex. jeeeze

 
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Old 04-04-2007, 11:53 PM   #96
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have you seen her body?
i know it's great isn't it!

 
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Old 04-04-2007, 11:54 PM   #97
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i had an ex who started ragging DURING sex. we didn't notice and i wound up having to throw away a tshirt, a set of sheets, a blanket and a comforter due to blood stains

but shit the sex was good.

 
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Old 04-04-2007, 11:55 PM   #98
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so now you know what it's like to be a guy during the entire month
it's horrible and is making me consider calling someone i should stay away from. at least i have the comfort of knowing that i have a predictable couple weeks of being totally disinterested in sex coming up, if my body does as it is wont.

 
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Old 04-04-2007, 11:55 PM   #99
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i know it's great isn't it!
what's great is the knowledge that you use birth control but not condoms, so you can't get pregnantg but can get AIDS.

to answer that other thread, this is what made me smile today

 
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Old 04-04-2007, 11:56 PM   #100
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but shit sex was good.
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Old 04-04-2007, 11:56 PM   #101
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a predictable couple weeks of being totally disinterested in sex
oh boy you must be a barrel of fun to date

 
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Old 04-04-2007, 11:57 PM   #102
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it's horrible and is making me consider calling someone i should stay away from. at least i have the comfort of knowing that i have a predictable couple weeks of being totally disinterested in sex coming up, if my body does as it is wont.
This is the shitty part about living in a new town. THere's not even inappropriate people to call.

 
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Old 04-04-2007, 11:57 PM   #103
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the best sex i've ever had was period sex. i think i was actually less self conscious than normal.
that's pretty crazy.

 
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Old 04-04-2007, 11:57 PM   #104
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you don't know anything about what i do or don't use other than what i say on the boards, so taking that you believe that, why would you say that i 'don't' use something when i haven't even mentioned that at all?

who says i'm even having sex. ugh fuck off

 
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Old 04-04-2007, 11:58 PM   #105
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new sig
you make up fake posts and put them in your sig? hey whatever floats your boat.

 
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Old 04-04-2007, 11:58 PM   #106
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if by fake you mean edit your existing post to be funny, then yes.

 
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Old 04-04-2007, 11:59 PM   #107
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oh boy you must be a barrel of fun to date
i'm sure it serves as a much needed respite after my week or two of deranged nymphomania

 
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Old 04-04-2007, 11:59 PM   #108
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lol sex lol

 
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Old 04-04-2007, 11:59 PM   #109
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you don't know anything about what i do or don't use other than what i say on the boards, so taking that you believe that, why would you say that i 'don't' use something when i haven't even mentioned that at all?

who says i'm even having sex. ugh fuck off
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sorry i don't find semen mixed with blood and bloody genitals too arousing. my bad.
WHAT HE'S SAYING IS that semen would not be mixed up with blood if homeboy had a condom on.

uh, dur

 
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Old 04-04-2007, 11:59 PM   #110
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that's pretty crazy.

 
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Old 04-05-2007, 12:01 AM   #111
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you don't know anything about what i do or don't use other than what i say on the boards, so taking that you believe that, why would you say that i 'don't' use something when i haven't even mentioned that at all?
"semen mixed with blood" would imply a lack of condom
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who says i'm even having sex.
toby

 
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Old 04-05-2007, 12:03 AM   #112
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WHAT HE'S SAYING IS that semen would not be mixed up with blood if homeboy had a condom on.

uh, dur
you'd still get bloody genitals. durr

 
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Old 04-05-2007, 12:03 AM   #113
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i'm sure it serves as a much needed respite after my week or two of deranged nymphomania
so what you really need is to be locked up for a couple of weeks a month like someone would do with, say, a werewolf during the full moon

 
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Old 04-05-2007, 12:03 AM   #114
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no you're not crazy, it's just crazy how women can be the same in some things and be completely different about other things.

 
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Old 04-05-2007, 12:04 AM   #115
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you're so fucking gullible hah

 
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Old 04-05-2007, 12:04 AM   #116
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This is the shitty part about living in a new town. THere's not even inappropriate people to call.
you should start befriending baseball players

 
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Old 04-05-2007, 12:06 AM   #117
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so what you really need is to be locked up for a couple of weeks a month like someone would do with, say, a werewolf during the full moon
basically!

 
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Old 04-05-2007, 12:06 AM   #118
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you should start befriending baseball players
I bought a gorgeous dress tonight for Phase I of the Wily Mo Pena Seduction Plan.

 
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Old 04-05-2007, 12:07 AM   #119
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you'd still get bloody genitals. durr
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are you this ignorant all the time? because i have a tendancy to skip or skim your posts, so i really don't know.

 
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Old 04-05-2007, 12:08 AM   #120
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kristin, be honest

 
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