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05-17-2017, 05:35 PM | #1 |
Minion of Satan
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Worst lyrics you've ever heard thread
Finally watched Some Kinda Monster so I had to put St. Anger on to see if it was still the steaming pile of awful chunky vomit I'd remembered.
On the titular track, I was dumbstruck to hear Jims Hatfield bark this abomination: "I'm madly in anger with you." I had forgotten this line. Where to even begin? It's sickeningly cute where it wants to be clever, it expresses nothing new or interesting, it's embarrassing to even think about let alone fucken sing over and over and over, it's emotionally black and white and thus boring af Is it the most offensive lyric ever uttered? Let's find out together. Share your faves/tips! |
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05-17-2017, 06:22 PM | #2 |
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Some Kind of Monster is fucking amazing though
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05-17-2017, 06:23 PM | #3 |
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Like imagine you would be in a band and decide that is what you're going to show your audience. Amazing through and through, 10/10, would watch again
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05-17-2017, 07:57 PM | #4 |
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i find it amazing that what bothers you about that song is that lyric, and not Kirk's "U FLUSH IT OUT" backing vocals
to be fair it's a fierce competition |
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05-17-2017, 07:57 PM | #5 |
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A black day dawn at horizon
Where winter hearts our battlefields The ultimate frost age desire Oh snowflurry drifts these plains Since the blast of primaries We've conquered against the storm Throning with will And the sound of battle never ends Tragedies blows at horizon We ride as one Tragedies blows at horizon Our battle rages on Tragedies blows at horizon We ride as one Tragedies blows at horizon Our battle rages on Thundering columns of fire Majestic against the breeze Gleaming my sceptre at hand The wind altogether silent Frozen of heart Awaken from a time and risen By the dying evening breeze The sound of battle never ends Tragedies blows at horizon We ride as one Tragedies blows at horizon Our battle rages on Tragedies blows at horizon We ride as one Tragedies blows at horizon Our battle rages on And the key to all this is to realize that Abbath pronouces sceptre as "sKeptre" LOL WAT |
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05-17-2017, 08:00 PM | #6 | |
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i'm still kinda shocked they put it out. especially considering how big their egos are. how come they allowed this? anyway it's probably the most visceral, brutally honest look at what it's like being in a once-famous 'biggest band in the world' wish there were more of these |
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05-17-2017, 08:01 PM | #7 |
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that is maybe the worst line I've ever heard
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05-17-2017, 10:13 PM | #8 |
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05-18-2017, 01:43 AM | #9 |
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I’mma make you my bitch / Cake, cake, cake, cake / Cake, cake, cake, cake / Cake, cake, cake, cake / Cake, cake, cake.
Lightning crashes, a new mother cries / Her placenta falls to the floor. Now you get to watch her leave out the window / Guess that’s why they call it window pane. Almost everything by Kanye Lots of Placebo lyrics are terrible. There's a lot of bad word strings out there. |
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05-18-2017, 03:20 AM | #10 |
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05-18-2017, 03:53 AM | #11 |
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05-18-2017, 03:55 AM | #12 |
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05-18-2017, 10:41 AM | #13 |
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New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick. |
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05-18-2017, 10:44 AM | #14 |
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I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet It wasn't easy But nothing is, yeah WOO HOO |
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05-18-2017, 01:11 PM | #15 |
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05-18-2017, 02:02 PM | #16 |
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"Times that preach how it's been
As the straw lives on without" -Billy Corgan |
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05-18-2017, 02:07 PM | #17 |
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"Warm summer rain
You bleed just like you puke while running a mile" -Bert McCracken |
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05-18-2017, 02:09 PM | #18 |
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"Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after... wards" -Rebecca Black |
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05-18-2017, 02:30 PM | #19 |
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Cool in your pocket
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05-18-2017, 04:09 PM | #20 |
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05-18-2017, 06:46 PM | #21 |
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girl I'm gonna make you sweat
sweat till you can't sweat no more and if you cry I'm gonna push it some more |
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05-18-2017, 08:07 PM | #22 | |
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Documentary is great though. Glad others agree. |
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05-18-2017, 10:49 PM | #23 |
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05-18-2017, 10:51 PM | #24 |
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to be honest metallica are kinda responsible for some of the worst rock lyrics of all time
"WE'RE SO FUCKED SHIT OUTTA LUCK HARD WIRED TO SELF DESTRUCT" it would perhaps be acceptable from a 19 year old making his break but like, a 50 year old guy? lol |
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05-18-2017, 10:52 PM | #25 |
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in Some Kind Of Monster they're working on a song that has the lyric "THAT WAS JUST UR LYFE!"
i always thought that particular lyric is honestly one of the worst i'd ever heard "whoa.... dude... what the fuck was that?" "THAT WAS JUST UR LYFE!!!" |
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05-18-2017, 11:15 PM | #26 |
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That actually became one of the only listenable songs on Death Magnetic
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05-19-2017, 03:33 AM | #27 |
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Life oh life oh life by Des'ree or whatever the fuck her name is.
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05-19-2017, 03:37 AM | #28 |
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05-19-2017, 03:40 AM | #29 |
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05-19-2017, 06:37 AM | #30 |
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