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10-17-2016, 11:27 PM | #31 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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HAHA dude what
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10-17-2016, 11:31 PM | #32 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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In 4th grade we were reading vocab words and Cynthia, who sat in front of me, read "participants" as "party pants"
I lost my fucking shit. absolutely could not stop laughing, like deep belly laughs that hurt my core as tears were streaming down my face. The teacher sent me outside and told me not to come back until I had regained control, but our room had a door that actually went outside and that's where she sent me. So I was standing outside the school shaking from laughter and I just couldn't stop. After a few minutes the teacher came and brought me back and acted upset I hadn't come back by myself... but I wasn't done laughing! |
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10-17-2016, 11:39 PM | #33 |
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This boy got in trouble once for knocking down a game of Jenga my friend and I were playing, in math. I was a notorious desk flipper, desk taper, and desk graffiti-er. I had a lot of rage in middle school. I think I pissed the teachers off the most when I lied down in the middle of the track for the mile run. Or maybe all the assignment ripping, I would tear up the worksheets they would pass out. It was all petty shit in middle school. In high school I broke all the rules in a worse way, but none of that happened on campus. By 10th grade I had pretty much just stopped going to school until the court forced me. And then I entered a work study program so I could leave early. I don't want kids just so I don't have to deal with a public school ever again, that shit messed me up.
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10-17-2016, 11:41 PM | #34 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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ima be honest, I flipped over a desk once as a teacher in order to try and gain control of an extremely out of control class. sometimes public school is like war
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10-17-2016, 11:42 PM | #35 |
Braindead
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I don't know if I hated the teachers or the other students more. I was just not cut out for that setting, it was a disaster from 6-12 grade. I may think my life is falling apart somewhat now, but few things could be as bad as those years. I would die before I went back, over and over.
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10-17-2016, 11:45 PM | #36 |
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i think everyone has a story like this, but in 7th grade science class we were reading about different organisms and a dude said "orgasms". it was like i was waiting for someone to do it a prayed it wouldn't be me
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10-17-2016, 11:46 PM | #37 |
Braindead
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I did that shit on purpose
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10-17-2016, 11:47 PM | #38 |
Braindead
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Good to know I haven't matured very much, just got a little softer
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10-18-2016, 12:08 AM | #39 |
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The only time that happened to me was when we were in history, and my friend (who had only ever taken French and Latin, no German) pronounced Luftwaffe as Lahft-Wah-Fay. Just the fact that she thought any country would call their airforce the lahft-Wah-Fay cracked me up. And that the forceful German word had been totally emasculated by a teenage girl making it sound like a French pastry.
But party pants LOL |
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10-18-2016, 08:17 AM | #40 |
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One time a couple of classmates got to the classroom way too early and spent their time turning the chalk into dust.
They put it on top of the ceiling fan blades (it was a very hot summer morning). Class started as usual, and after about 15 minutes someone asked the teacher to turn on the fan, she did and suddenly most everyone, including her was ghost white in chalk dust. She got SOOOOO pissed, but no one ever ratted out on the kids who did it, the rest of class was spent with she yelling at us how we were savages. |
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10-18-2016, 12:34 PM | #41 |
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Not enough
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10-18-2016, 03:31 PM | #42 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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one, for insomnia. dude taught me to do breathing exercises and visualize peaceful scenes.
unfortunately my real problems were stonerdom and petty thievery so.... like... yeah. |
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10-18-2016, 04:59 PM | #43 |
Braindead
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Insomnia is the realest problem, I've had it most of my life and very few things help. Definitely not sleeping pills, though. Worthless.
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10-18-2016, 05:53 PM | #44 |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
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traumatic brain injuries work really well so i've heard
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10-18-2016, 06:01 PM | #45 |
Braindead
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I cant afford to damage mine anymore
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10-18-2016, 06:02 PM | #46 |
Braindead
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If I could I would choke myself to sleep every night
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10-19-2016, 01:16 AM | #47 |
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I have been to 3 continents
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10-19-2016, 02:12 PM | #48 | |
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I split with my long term partner this year and I'm struggling at 40 to get a grip on my life. I went to the doctor today about my eczema and I wanted to talk to her about my low self confidence and depression too but I didn't. Another wasted opportunity.... |
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10-19-2016, 05:02 PM | #49 |
Braindead
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I'm sorry to hear that. I need to rejoin a gym, I know it helps. Not having a set schedule definitely makes it worse. I hope things get a little brighter for you soon.
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10-19-2016, 06:08 PM | #50 |
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Sorry to hear it. I got divorced last year after being with my wife for 10 years. It was the biggest hurdle I've had to clear, and I still don't feel like I'm even halfway through being over it. Like, I accepted the fact that I didn't love her enough anymore before it ended, but that didn't make things any easier. It's still a battle every day, fighting and making it on my own. Hang in there.
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10-19-2016, 07:29 PM | #51 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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10-19-2016, 08:16 PM | #52 |
Braindead
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Thanks, you owe me a cigarette because I broke mine laughing at that!
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