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Old 03-30-2017, 07:19 PM   #451
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It's ok, I pooped my pants a few times as an adult, too
This happened a few years ago for me but yeah always feels bad. Hopefully the next time won't be in an embarrassing place. This is like my biggest and most consistent fear.

 
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Old 03-30-2017, 07:20 PM   #452
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No that was me, remember. I was on dexedrine and I squelched the little turd twixt my toes.
Oh my god did you wash your foot??

 
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Old 03-30-2017, 07:21 PM   #453
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Old 03-30-2017, 09:55 PM   #454
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Say, how do you know so much about Oops! I Crapped My Pants?

 
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Old 03-30-2017, 09:55 PM   #455
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Because I'm wearing them, and I just did!

 
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Old 03-30-2017, 09:55 PM   #456
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Do Cookie Dough Sport next!

 
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Old 03-31-2017, 12:07 AM   #457
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Labelle doesn't really like HIM does she? O god why god why?!?

I hate you Trots. I hate you more then.life itself!
I do... like I said, I started listening to them when I was 13 and it became important to me back then, I still hold some affection for them to this day.

That doesn't mean I still listen to it on the regular tho.

 
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Old 03-31-2017, 07:05 PM   #458
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Old 03-31-2017, 07:05 PM   #459
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Doesn't particularly enjoy heights

 
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Old 03-31-2017, 07:05 PM   #460
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I do... like I said, I started listening to them when I was 13 and it became important to me back then, I still hold some affection for them to this day.

That doesn't mean I still listen to it on the regular tho.
Has a foot tattoo

 
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Old 03-31-2017, 07:56 PM   #461
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This me but it's a little too vague for me to think u know me

 
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Old 03-31-2017, 08:25 PM   #462
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Doesn't particularly enjoy heights
has allowed a child to paint his finger or toenails

 
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Old 03-31-2017, 08:26 PM   #463
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This me but it's a little too vague for me to think u know me
oftern worries that her cats' poops are signs of a health problem

 
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Old 03-31-2017, 08:27 PM   #464
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Old 03-31-2017, 08:46 PM   #465
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has allowed a child to paint his finger or toenails
No, but I have allowed a full-grown woman to paint my toes once.

 
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Old 03-31-2017, 08:48 PM   #466
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I'm going to add to this and say that he has been told by more than one little kid to leave them alone.

 
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Old 03-31-2017, 08:48 PM   #467
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calls little kids "buddy" when he talks to them
Occasionally enjoys a Fresh Prince of Bel Air re-run.

 
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Old 03-31-2017, 08:49 PM   #468
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This me but it's a little too vague for me to think u know me
Doesn't wear earrings very often

 
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Old 03-31-2017, 08:54 PM   #469
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Uses the n-word in traffic

 
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Old 03-31-2017, 08:58 PM   #470
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Uses the n-word in traffic
As in "NOW?" Like "Move your stupid ass NOW!"?

Yeah, definitely.

 
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Old 03-31-2017, 08:59 PM   #471
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Went through a straight-edge phase in high school. Went to college, got laid and it all fell apart from there.

 
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Old 03-31-2017, 08:59 PM   #472
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the real n-word is "nowledge"

 
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Old 03-31-2017, 08:59 PM   #473
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i haven't had a TV in about 8 years but before that hell yeah

 
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Old 03-31-2017, 09:04 PM   #474
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Old 03-31-2017, 10:00 PM   #476
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Considers Don Quixote one of the greatest books ever written

 
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Old 03-31-2017, 10:08 PM   #477
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is wearing a singlet right now

 
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Old 03-31-2017, 10:08 PM   #478
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cotton

i'm no wrestler

 
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Old 03-31-2017, 10:11 PM   #479
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shallowed,

do yourself a favor and order a couple of these. does it get chilly in australia or wherever you are? you slip off your clothes in the presence of some willing and consensual lady and you're wearing a cotton old timey singlet and you're golden.

it's victoria's secret for men.

 
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corporations want to sell you some ed hardy boxer shorts with a dragon fucking the buddha but real heads know.

 
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